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22128893 2008 年 05 月 06 日 17:38 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Miscellaneous world Kan
■ In the other four major embarrassment to the toilet at home: pull over out of paper; finished polishing the finished pulling out of water; pull over polishing the finished water is not washed down; pull over polishing the finished water are washed down the drift, but they come up.
■ self feel pretty high IQ Press down, feel down by quite humorous, feel quite the charm of the down press. The results: pretty shameless!
■ your smile, wolves are hanging; your Yi Tan, cats run scatter in all directions; you a call, deserted; your one-stop,
tory burch shoes, the smell filled; as you sweat, lice distress ; you do not dress up, than the ugly ghosts; you do not dress up, the ghost paralyzed.
■ Fourth General Assembly to business: leadership speech, take the lead in applause. Leading to sing a good tune sound. Leadership bath, summarized the back scratching. Leadership Paoniu, sentry guard.
■ meet three main points: First, speak directly subordinate to say to say
■ A total recruits get scolded backward, side to buy dye transit body, exactly like the meter installed before midnight bugle sound, his first step out of the barracks, sir recognition: Very good! but the grenade to be hung on the next Note back
■ Yesterday I dream of you, really, the sky so clear static, and the sun so bright, an oasis in a sea so that you in the blue sea, I took a stab stick, hey, this is a small tortoise, shell also well connected
■ Committee on behalf of the national map, address, office, place names, Secretary of the Straits Exchange Association, the cross-strait trade promotion committee lodged a strong protest to you: Do you wet the bed last night after leaving Taiwan, China, why not on the map ? ? ? Make up today! ! !
■ One day, road traffic, see a car in front of Post: novice, old pure it! Subsequently, I wrote in the car: killer, the old ruthless!
■ zoo has come a long ugly gorilla, visitors saw no do not spit, the first day I went, I spit, spit out the next day you go to the gorilla, I wonder the gap between people why so too!
■ I'm really desperate: Flower and Fruit by the state developed into a tourist area, and the White Bone Demon Master is also married a few days ago, and yesterday no money to eat, I put Monkey King Bar and sold. really miss our learn together the day! two Young How are you?
■ busy life is very easy to kill people are very warm, no interest on anything, so occasionally have to stop to visionary gesture, like seriously think it should go pee a
■ two frogs in love, got married young man, a clam ugly woman, the public was furious seeing the frog said: slut, how else frog mother cried and said: his father to know you before I had the whole volume.
■ donkey asked Laolv: why we eat every day, hay, and dairy concentrated feed Dun Dun? Laolv sighed: we menfolk than not, we are relying on food to run errands, people rely on breast for dinner!
■ duck and crab racing, with the finish line, a close call, the referee said: you come to a bar duck furious rock paper scissors: Damn, I calculated? I a is the cloth, he always scissors.
■ Laobie molested mussel, bitten, Laobie reluctantly dragged back and forth to climb mussel, frog met with admiration and said: Boy, turtle Columbia, dirty, and access all add to the briefcase.
■ Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory.
■ make a man a man like King Kong to do - the tallest building in the world for the love of a woman playing on the plane!
■ If time could rewind, I have to and had a childhood together, we hide and seek, steal sweet potatoes, lower river catch fish, fighting grasshopper, and then I hit you, you cry, I will coax you happy , and you play, then beat you up.
■ Do you have any TV ah? is a quick look at the central Zhao was killed, the police blocked the northeast, 19 people were killed and 11 missing, 1 been fooled!
■ Two accidentally create the counterfeiting of currency of the nominal value of 15 yuan in counterfeit money, they decided to get the remote mountainous areas to spend, when they get a 15 yuan 1 yuan to buy the candied fruit is good, they cried farmers to find their two 7's.
■ eat? Please receive text messages. Elephant stool in the center row, an ant was passing through, it looked at the rise of the mist-shrouded peaks that can not help but sing: Yeah Rights cable, which is the Tibetan Plateau! ~~~~
■ soldiers asked the company commander: stepping on a mine during combat supposed to? Very angry that the company commander: Can we supposed to? Worn away according to the compensation price.
■ I said: Finally one day, you can not help all of face in front of me shouted: Shaolin Master ID pressure Begonia novices low adoption dog Xiaoqiang Wang Cai crushed cockroaches had rolled over in a ball of dung?
■ says: I never Bi Yanjing is because I want to you can always see you in my eyes! Water wrote: I keep current is to feel you I embrace you at any time! Pot says: you still have instant tm poor too!
■ There was a polar bear bored, they begin to pull their own hair. One, two ... ... did not take long to pull over, pull out after it said two words ... ... so cold!
■ accidentally stepped on a gibbon chimpanzee pulling the stool, gentle and careful to help the gibbons cleaned after they fell in love. Others asked how they come together? Chimpanzees with emotion, said: ape dung! Are ape dung ah!
■ Dear users, due to the vast majority of your messages are sent to the opposite ######, to society a very bad effect, we have suspended your SMS, you Tomorrow comes with a small stool, to the nearest knowledge of learning style police station!
■ your happiness, I'll construction; your confused, I'll make up for; your sake, I'll meet; your wayward, I'll give; love you, not my must go, Who I am pig raiser.
■ B2 bomber, you know, high-tech weapons, maybe you do not know - you higher technology too! Because, you are B2's brother - bum (B3)!
■ must adhere to the
● 1. because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe that fate; perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, Mianmianzhizhong traction. Previous life ...... I really want to say what sin is to do it!
● 2. expanse of the sky no matter how you fly, you play by the beautiful story, a child should go for the good humor of the short message sent to a small turtle! ! !
● 3. transfer notice: We have requested 20 million into your account, please confirm within 2 seconds, or transfer void.
● 4. will be forwarded to this message 3 times, you will take the wealth; forward 6 times, you will take the official transport; forward 10 times, you will take the opposite; forward 20 times, you will spend 2 million money!
● 5. Journey candidates, CEOs ask you a title it? Pig proud to say: Net Forum messenger! CEOs: Net sputum feces are? Well, then go to clean the toilet now!
● 6. Wukong took the magnet on the ground to absorb smoke, Drifting Q: Big Brother, you are looking for? Goku: Hey! I put out on the floor of the Monkey King Bar, which has not had time to get longer!
● 7. Monkey: I want to drink, who ask how to get to the bar? Pig said casually: Master your old-fashioned it! Now with Windows XP, and Who uses WIN98?
● 8. a long time have not received your message, and I do not know you are okay? A few days passed before you go in there looked to see you fall asleep, do not have the heart to wake you up. Hey, good litter of little piglets to you!
● 9. a mad pursuit of a mouse Lanmao finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of rats, mice get fat quickly, mouse is moved: Dear why I am so okay! Hey cat smiles: you go a little fat to know.
● 10. demo! Dog drinking Langjiu step further, to sing folk songs by water; giving her a head type of lost love, walked the footsteps of sentimental; long a pair of broken eyes, but also look around for love rain, you're cool!
● 11. a students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: say, Where are you from? You do not say to electrocution! Students back the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted, he said: I was TV's!
● 12. an old woman during his lifetime love of playing mahjong, mahjong offered to send their children buried after death, a woman was worried: if enough people tell us how to do her?
● 13. two dumplings, and drive away the guests returned to the bedroom after the groom, they discovered that the bed lay a meatball! The groom was shocked, and hurriedly asked the bride? Meatballs shy said: hate, people undressed, you will not know it!
● 14. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: I a few times a day, but not practical Avenue ; D: The time is late, home to slightly hold the cat.
● 15. kids to steal a parrot * Home care home, a door, the parrot would perhaps: Move it! Saw his mother called: the boss for it! See his sister called: Miss has had! Saw his father called: I cao or old customers!
● 16. you go on the road, a bitch toward you from biting your feet a piece of meat, quickly swallow, you room to move about to kick it, the dog said with tears: you play it, anyway, I already have your blood goes!
● 17. magpie, the mother said hi, this is a bird is off; swallows, mom said it was beneficial bird is off; crow, the kids ask you are guests? Crows: yes, Wu Nai hackers!
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● 19. there is a mountain people, never seen the world, one day to the city park saw a man doing push-ups, do not know what to do, and for several laps around the turn do not understand: Why is no one under the light hard?
● 20. elephant asked the camel: 'Mimi how long in your back? 'Camel said:' dead away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
● 21. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off a stomping kidnappers teeth: walking, car not a
● 22. A pair of lovers caught in the mountains said to be savage: Do you eat the stool to put the other side you. Lovers did, way back in the woman crying, a man asked why a woman sad to say: you do not love me, or you do not pull so much!
● 23. You heartless, confessed yesterday to answer the phone in your room at midnight of that woman? She actually told me ... ... You dial the number is busy, please wait dial.
● 24. there is a shy boy finally summon the courage to ask the beloved girl: What do you like boys? Girl: hit it. Or ask the boy, he had said sadly: flat little head can not I?
● 25. late at night to see Osama bin Laden Bush to stand in his own bed, the first batch of distributed, Bush shocked says: How bold, daring night raid the White House! Bin Laden's beard shook chest, dark smiled and said: Rejoice, is one such self-confidence!
● 26. to see which bank abbreviations the most cattle: China Construction CBC (deposit does not exist), Bank of BC (not exist), Agricultural Bank of China ABC (ah does not exist), ICBC ICBC (loving memory does not exist), Minsheng Bank CMSB (save you silly B).
● 27. eunuchs hate the song: keeping their roots; eunuchs hate the script: Yi Jianmei; eunuchs most annoying advertisements: I have I can; eunuchs hate the idiom: unprecedented; eunuch favorite thing to do: look to the SMS laughing.
● 28. ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. To her, ramen master asked: Do you want thick or thin? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
● 29. a meteor across the night sky, I immediately promised a wish, I hope you will become more beautiful, who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I sincerely difficult is not it? !
● 30. Ah Yuan in the field study. One day, he found living expenses run ahead of schedule, it will send a telegram for help to the family busy. Cable is only two words: exhaustion. A few days later, Ah Yuan received a call back home: stand up!
● 31. you know, our friendship to me is full of rich meaning, when you cry I cry, you laugh when I laugh, when you jump out from a tall building, I would not hesitated to put his head out: the men pretended nothing had happened to see day: ah, this is the earth Yeah. Passers-by said: gymnastics, equipment feather aliens.
● 33. late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot to go home, pound, knock on the door. Wife: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requests landing! Suddenly a man shouted inside: received 777 immediately took off, to give you free parking bays!
● 34. carrot see customers, respectfully handed him the card, the customer asked to see business card: how do you call ginseng now? Carrot, a small waist, Do not say kill you! Female staff: I do not say to kill! On behalf of the ruined I do not say! She looked up and down the robber and said: you wish!
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