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Male students, do not buy colorful Jieshi Bang, if you bought, please direct throw away the black bird. . . You know, the black was thin



secretary to make a report on the stage, accidentally put the ass, microphone works well, the audience heard hilarious. Secretary of the furious, serious, said: Abnormal personality of a student performing magic on stage, sitting on the bench, put the book on his zipper area, and then he looked for a girl in our class, 1 minute, performing magic, teachers and students that the audience tears Magic Ben .... program name is ... jelly. . . Tired and hungry,stretch jeans, eat all the jelly huff thief left the next day the local newspaper headlines: Crazy sperm bank stolen Pain in the tent at night OOXX, after the girls finished tearful: Thanks Bee!



Relatives Analysis: Korea's father is American, mother is Japanese, he and his father more pro, never before a stranger pulled his mother's hand. North Korea's father is Russian, my mother is. Ya want to smoke his father, but he always smiles, and then with a straight face to her family eat and drink, often in front of people do not give face.



life lie to you once the hospital's hospice doctor; year, the IRD is to lie to you once a personal tax credit; lie to you once a quarter is the average income of Statistics ; lie to you once a month is a unit of financial accounting wages; lie to you once a day is seven o'clock every night



doctors and the president of discord, was transferred to the gynecological , secretly pleased. Then the next day to see dozens of female patients, even with a touch of view, sustained erection of eight hours. Night his wife struggle, impotence do not move, did he realize: CAO his mother a B! Also to be led plot against it!


a person in the bookstore buying books, the clerk said: I want to buy the book, which is not murder, but bloodshed,asics rulon 按月份去游览, no love, but love and hate regret and there is no detective, but always alert. Can you give me about one?



cultural symbols in the chest: (oYo) beautiful breasts; (o) (o) perfect breasts; (+)(+) Long lying over the chest (^)(^) the chest; (Q) (O) injuries to the chest; (o) (O) asymmetrical breasts; (p) (p) does not wear underwear when the chest; (. Y.) Boba; | o | | o | trans######uals in the chest.



mother,jimmy choo shoe, ah, you're amazing,north face gore tex xcr, in China, raised me.



heard on Metro Girl to her first five-year-old father shouted: ,,,



a cat and his friends rushed to buy a big cake back Zhuge Tibet, written on the cake, we wonder: Zhuge Tibet, is it? Friend said: whipped cream is to cheat more than



dreams have: fair-skinned, intellectual,north face pamir windstopper, sociable, set to wear a white dress, shawl long hair,tory burch backpack, big waves. 10 years later, I found my dream lover: fair-skinned, intellectual, good pay, avoid sets, wearing a white dress and shawl with long hair, big wave, wave.



States at the airport when the national LD ​​who will hang out banners: Welcome to the United States XX, XX welcome to Russia and the like. But Japan has been very cold this ~



Today, the cat pounced friend told me of a forensic, learning anatomy school had never been seen, the class to a body of a man of a sturdy female anatomy . because of its lower body is too large, get in the way children busy, so JJ rattle rattle rattle nails tore into the experimental board. Suddenly all the boys cold cold lower body. . . . I think listening to the cold cold



China is no longer prohibit entry of foreign AIDS patients, gave away User Reviews: Ha ha ha, is the son can not return to the country was urgent.



child, I am on this side and smile at the other end; to school, I am on this side, papers on the other; work, I am on this side, the leadership at the other end; married,zebra handbags RAYS �造LE37K 18寸(路上), I am on this side and fight the way, also the other end ... ...



have online friends, the signature is: cherish all the time, go all hearts dream. State is: Landlords game ..



has secret crush on her when he was studying, but not the courage to tell the truth, even cowards touch her. After graduation, she was married, my husband and I are classmates. That afternoon, she hold the baby in the feeding, I found a good excuse. I went in front of her, hold her hands a MIMI, and then said to her doll, crying uncle, do not cry not to eat!



See ex-girlfriend's personal signature QQ wrote,



Netease comment: She has a man to become a small V. This process does, we call it AV.



parrots steal Viagra, fear of the angry owner, to put in the freezer. Half an hour to open, see the parrot sweating, the owner not understand, ask why? Parrot chagrin: damn strenuous, it would only freeze hard breaking off the legs of the hen!



House men and three treasures: Technology, Actress, so kind. Sportsman has Sambo: kiss,mbt bomoa sale Greta正则表白式, hug, and then overturned. Rot women have three treasures: obscenity, Taobao, holiday less. Korean has three treasures: a car accident, cancer, Yi Buhao. Jay has three treasures: Oh, yes, this.



flock of sheep grazing on the hillside to see a herd of cows in the panic to escape, and asked: What happened? Cows answer: leadership to the light bragging B. Shortly after a group of cows fled hurriedly fled to the Bulls and the sheep have to ask: What are you ah bull run? Bulls have to answer: leadership came, they not only bragging B, also Chedan it!




Academy announced, users sent a congratulatory message: Avatar, another big bird, but also no match for the demolition of the egg Force ... ...



Digital Corps and Army are at war letters, numbers, leaders and 0, said:


an international school teachers out of an open-ended questions: Do you have food shortages in other countries what their own views? African student asked: What is food? European student asked: What is the shortage? American student asked: What other countries? Chinese Students ask: What is your opinion?