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first article.
second only sphere of.
third is actually a triangle.
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2, children asked mother: Small GG!
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4, boss, our company has G ay
male staff members: the boss, we company ga y.
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5,
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6, Do you understand?
you can stand up?
7,
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8, rabbit face the big bad wolf
rabbit that big bad wolf big bad wolf you quickly asked if I was quick to ask your rabbit
quick question ah ah!!!!
wolf say that you are not a rabbit ah?
rabbit is very happy that I was in!!!
rabbits and then you say the big bad wolf big bad wolf quickly asked if I was quick to ask you ah giraffe fast
Q ah!!!!
wolf helpless Well... it... you are not ah
giraffe rabbit back of the head slap at him you fool!
I told you I am a rabbit out!!!
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years after, Apple once again return to this place, but over a long time, pears, or no, Apple, ah, ah, etc.
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10, playing cs, see a bandit holding glasses of -
! ! squid only.
squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast.
man said: Yes, I ask you some questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
Then this man put the squid to bake ..
13, one day he cried to go home, said Xiao Qiang: My head kite. Not ah? To see you that running with me. This is my ass ... ..
16, a blind beggar to beg in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man goes to the sun to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy.
drunk over snatched the money back: I cheated! things,
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even curious to ask: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see!
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18, Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces .
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step ......
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20, Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster !!!!!!
21, the ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant, He did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs ... ....
22, one day a woman was arrested for drug use to the police station, police saw a tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not ... ah .. is not. quickly said that he .. Ah ... there is no drug use.
quickly saw that the woman looked up with drug addicts look angry, said police
for friends hate this ....
23, one day, a small the United States and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
Mel said to her boyfriend :
br> 24, there is a fat man jumping from high buildings ..........
...
.......
turned into a dead fat man ..
25, there is a penguin, his family home and far away from the polar bear, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but the door still may lock ah, so penguins and go home to lock the door. Lock the door after starting to look for polar bears penguins again, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home ... ... to knock on the door said: What did he say? Pull eat cucumber cucumber! shaking a bit, wow! Cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, Huh? How can you say sausage?
28, a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator, feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: and wash, washing can eat together. That Amin you? I want a man I want a man!
next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who found a man lying,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!
(that I broke down!! mopper they do?)
32, two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: Is there something ah? The gentleman sitting in the front row, please send your baby out for everyone to look at the light!
34, answered the call to report since the last complete disharmony artist Felix Wong, the Gua Ren Jiang Kun, also found that extremely harmony, especially when the name written on end, his urge the Organization Department of the word sensitive!
35, Lee telephoto new CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2010 in the review of the program, I heard the singing of the restructuring of the Little Tigers love Try it ... see you a minute to cut a few trees. After a minute. foreman: wow. a minute 20. too much. where you have to work? workers: the Sahara Forest.
37, one day, three little pigs to escape the big bad wolf to catch up, and the construction of three cottages. the big bad wolf blowing without effort is ruined thatched huts, brick house, three little pigs who ran desperately, but or be the big bad wolf to catch up. Three Little Pigs, said in despair, I'll leave it. we give up, as you like. At this time, smirking wolf, keep saliva, said: tell me how small Where is white rabbit?
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39, that the November 11 burglary on each side of a pair, do not meet Singles bleak atmosphere, and November 1, squinted at the other side The other pair, a sharp increase in the temperament of an ice 牛逼, Tianling Gai a golden light, a cup of heaven with the device, the loneliness of an exercise in Need day ...
40,5 a child points a cake , except for cutting Mito, how to split? Answer: knife hacked to death a child, and then twice in the cut the cake into four equal...
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2. livestock abnormal response;
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man driving home one day, the traffic jam, waiting a long time!
Open men impatient sun roof, head out to see how.
At this time, street children, pointing to his and shouted: br> small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
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because ... ... they are not familiar with ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
49, a hotel keep a parrot hanging in the door, a guest to say: I'm surprised! ! ! caused a stir.
Mars A: Hey, the book says we are descendants of Koreans.
Martian B: This at least shows us the origin of species.
Mars A (crying): No wonder we are so ugly ... ...
boom But each of them went to see the ... ...
52, was once a small cucumber she felt she took too many pimples attaining their slice of the
53, brush your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because one hand and a cup in one hand and wash with.
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