After 00 and 80 after the daughter 's mother , those hilarious dialogue. . .
1. to the blossoming recently bought a couple of red socks, on diamond, to find a dark shirt to take a long partition of line, I feel really good looking,
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blossoming said: Why do my old dress is black, in fact, I like roseate
mother said: Black is fashion, you must learn to laud
blossoming said: I do not want to appreciate the
mother said: you are responsible for dress, my mother is responsible for bloom appreciation
Duo ... ... ..
2. the morn after another in the Laichuang, my mother exhorted her to lie warm in bed - to kindergarten kids to wake early blossoming
said: Why do you Lai mattress?
mother said: Because I was a child in kindergarten do not stay in bed, so you can grow up to be lying in bed!
blossoming said: I do
mother said my father: Dad for a child to kindergarten every day with you reside in bed, so now obtain up early every day to mail you to educate!
Dad:#¥%& ... ....
3. dinner
blossoming said: Mom, my stomach aches!
mother: how to do?
blossoming: I do not eat ample,
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Mom: ... ... but your stomach bugs to eat ah, whether you do not give food they eat, they had to eat your stomach
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blossoming panic Q: What ambition the abdomen Mom thought for a meantime will not crash
serious answer: it will, of intestine ah ah all urine stream out ... ....
father threw rice bowls - full of
4. blossoming Crayon want to see, my mother said how age you look, your eyes will be blind!
blossoming said: Mom you're so beautiful! Mom I love you!
mother said: Well, then look in a while!
5. mother in makeup, blossoming, Mom are you act
mother said: mascara, painted
blossoming eyes will be big, said: Mommy, I have drew
mother said: You have magnificent eyes, a
blossoming said: But I want a big, big big ... ...
mother then said: That would be dreadful, his face will be squeezed out of the nose and mouth, leaving merely two eyes
6. kindergartens made a plug-talk job is to teach children to behave adore, a male painted a picture in the drink,
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Mom wrote: What is depicting ah?
blossoming said: Dad drinking, my mother started to call
mother: that children ought be how the father said
blossoming: the children said, Daddy, amuse do not drink,
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7. blossoming eat Sands package, go to the supermarket to buy my mother, and steamed for her to eat
blossoming said: Mom, you're a good mother
mother said: Why? Steamed buns put you touched one!
blossoming said: Mom, I think you will eat the buns are a good mother
mother father said - work to the supermarket to buy the entire archive deduct Sands a
8. blossoming raising two small turtles, and put it down
mother said: so like the little turtle, ah, good to give them a name
blossoming: What is good
mother said: casual, ah, like what is what
blossoming: Just call it
mother father and mother: ... ... alternatively call my dad and dad, 1 dad, 2 it
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9. blossoming said: Mommy, I do not want to kindergarten it!
Mom: Why
blossoming: Because I want to tell your mother
Mom: 8 + 5 is equal to a few?
blossoming speedily snapping fingers are insufficient fingers ... ...
blossoming: do not understand
Mom: no mores can not be the child together with her mother, which is set by the state ... ..
blossoming ... ....
10. blossoming in kindergarten aboard the road see a women with children appealing, blossoming, said: Mom, query because money to come , give ah, give
mother said: Why
blossoming said: for they are needy, that children do not have money to buy something to eat!
mother said: They beg not good because the kids to kindergarten, to eat candy every day at home watching Crayon to cost all the money at home, so his mother had to beg for food ... ..
blossoming out: Dad Dad, fast automobile ... ...
11. Another time, have a vocation the old mendicant in our car window begging, my mother took the opportunity of pedagogy blossoming: Look, do not take a child to kindergarten, grew up not learn hard, and had to beg for food ... ....
behind on the road and saw somebody with the children bend on the overpass for aid, my mother proceeded education: If You do not go to school in the future ... ..
after another: it will bring ... to an end with her mother begging you with?
Mom: ... ... .. is estimated that one human out of your own to ... ...
12. blossoming recently fell in adore with playing a dozen games hit a
hours
Mom: you
blossoming blossoming so fun: actually amusement
mother: miserable, long the General Assembly will not pamper you ... ..
blossoming network: What Addiction
mother: namely always Internet
blossoming: Oh, like mother, like a cat pounced up
mother ... ... ...
13. reaching lunch time
blossoming: Mom, I'm starving, eat chocolate.
Mom: Yeah right quick dinner,
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blossoming: But I want to dine chocolate to eat!
Mom: You can calculate of,
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blossoming: This is what my mother ah, how would there be such a mother?
mother ... ... ..
14. I was drenching the cat pounced, after another came,
blossoming: Mom, I nectar breast
Mom: await, I'm engaged over the 30 seconds
blossoming: Mom, I want to drink milk
Mother:
blossoming and so will tell you: Do you want to starve your flowers Duo do,
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Mom: ... ... ...
15. One day, my mother in the Internet, and my father watching bandit films, blossoming blossoming in the painting
: Mom, you come here
Mom: What blossoming with her mother mumble something
: Mom, I narrate you immediately is a good sister it!
mom: ah?
blossoming: go to help me put the record it
16. night, three of us playing in bed
blossoming: Mom, in fact, I love you, I do love you yo!
Mom: Well, you have what you want
blossoming: Mommy, I want to eat chocolate
Mom: No, can not eat comfit
blossoming at night: Dad, I really do love yo ... ...
you with feeble father, said: .... Well, eat a small chip of it
17. blossoming favor to study English, begin changed apt cry me Mommy, Mommy short daytime width Mommy, I all thought his harm Gangju
in his blossoming: Mummy, how to say in English
dolphin mother: uh no mind
blossoming: Mommy owl how to say in English?
mom: ah that. ... I know cat CAT, owls ... ..
blossoming: It does not know, that does not know, what a stupid mother
mother not willing to say: you Oh, you know! ?
blossoming said excitedly: I know, know, know anything blossoming, hasty fast ask me ask me how to say piglet, a dog how to say ... ..
mother ... ... this, uh, I know .... . next time have asked me this right ... ..
18. blossoming like the recent bad fortune bear, bear home every day to emulate the cursed butt twisted,
blossoming: Mom Amy, look at my twisted ass
Mom: Haha, so cute
pile up exciting, twisting the 3 minutes my father came back
Mother: blossoming, and presently after another distort to the father to see
: No, equitable too many twisting, and the twisted stomach grief
19. go to buy bread, cake chamber
blossoming: Mummy, I absence the huge birthday bun
Mom: No, that is to buy birthday,
blossoming: I-old birthday tomorrow
Mom: Who said that? I want you by my students
blossoming: Well, if I like a father born
20.
Blossoming in the supermarket: Mom, I want to buy the love of chocolate Ferrero
a look, and really picked up the carton of your
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blossoming: Why, I have to fuss that mother love
pointing to the altitude of the English Ferrero said: this says, a child tin not eat, eat the teeth out of a bare suspicion
blossoming
mom looked at the mother elected up the Dove confound right and wrong: DORA, watch to not, is your English label given to this lovely little blossoming written it!
blossoming smile and smile, and holding a Dove
mother sighed: blossoming, and you must you have to learn English ah
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