1, the University called to tell me that prevaricate at the break, and finally ended 27 years of maiden vocation.
Congratulations, I XE's asking a bit detail.
result, he said, is at his girlfriend, and then the following quote the elemental talk ... ...
ah no less from the X-chip ... . .
thought today was a good day
thing can be a agreeable day morrow as
we opened the door spring wind
3, her husband bought a current call today, slightly.
Then he drove me to help him get a variety of settings to download the software.
desktop phone contacts can put 4,
sim card card I copied out.
see a man named
I am quite amused the premier one to put up a contact's seat.
and then try to play a 1 under.
talked over the phone,
but my phone does not ring.
4, opposite the downstairs ... 11:55 ... a tiny girl Kuanghao, Kuangku, crazy Zamen, call my dad to open the door, she dare not sleep, she and my father slept. that my father died it has been unconcerned to the repercussion of lumber, the children have been crying has been Zamen Cry,
masai shoes mbt, cry ... cry ... very desperate over the quondam half an hour ... called: call came.
The result is his mother
his mother: Why is the XX?
me: yes ah. how the aunt.
his mother: You stole my dishes??. under the other pilfer ah.
6, this morning received a written request for quit,
我的闪婚的婚后生活, a letter: ring, the first few days of real people,
supra womens, how the tears Wow ... I now press on the down and wept so, he took the memorandum to find that: Hope the teacher leave of lack! br> 8, junior high school, a learn up, before the tables suddenly turned from a boy said to me: good, but I not thought he would say. .
He then went on to say, . . .
9, just days ahead the unit sounds a meal, a big Xiao Nianqing colleagues to a bottle of Sprite, give us a lap down, when their turn the bottle was empty. The Sprite then the waiter moves his colleagues, said: br>
10, junior lofty educate level has a male sissy, there are times when self-study was smiling on his mother. He could not help but launch, and the chart stood up because a shot to the roar of the man: to disburse, I asked: number? A client wants to rage a long time: You see, is you! All the way behind the number I was disturbing you gone,
supra tuf! You've base out!
12, a friend educate family appliances, to look a home heaviness scale ordered above the floor, the Friends of body fat, to ambition to try to see the scale. So step right up,
13, elementary school art class teacher told us
paint their favorite things
a child really do not understand what to draw
to peer at the same table to see him with black crayons White painted finish on the lunatic side then cover wrapped
the additional side of the last sides of all drew dark
the student can not help but ask what you draw ah?
...
I want to say: you really warm and ah two matchmaker results of one open
: You two fat matron .....
15, a wet dream last night ... ...
wife slumber in the next five years ... ...
always dream content is SY ... ...
and objects is a male ... ...
16, my buddy film A look at the afterward sibling, suddenly a pound the table: This is not me with you I am the grass!
17, a business trip a week, home to detect 6 lacking TT ...
18, Ge Jige World of Warcraft. Counselor rounds, furious, caught the mouse, the desktop shortcut to Warcraft dragged into the recycle binary, explicit, saying: let you melodrama with!
19, yesterday a buddy and his dad drinking 3 drinks. Dad and his buddies speak about the mushroom, suddenly found not cigarette. Then turned to me, , face the mortifying to the altitude of a few,
christian louboutin mall, Who would have thought she jumped up and shouted a platform for a beat: > I live in 3rd floor,
children downstairs kin has a small chap, equitable migrated, and 4-year-old bar,
today from the same p.m. as repeater call: two small bee, ah, fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly .............. .....................
I really can not stand, opened the skylight and shouted: You! down! is! pro! what!!! !!!
3 seconds later the hearing: MUA MUA!
22, and his girlfriend of more than sadness ... ...
several brothers letter to solace ...
... you a fighter 2 annuals ... I slept with her ...
me: Hello
Dad: Well, you father?
me: ah?
Dad: your dad doing?
me: areas. . . Call it
Dad: Oh, you let him call me back hit.
24, I told my friends to the torrent stroll, roam a very dark place to see a child crouched down on the side of the road, I ask him: how the kid, do you? He did not reply to his head down, I thought he was crying, I asked: how do you kids? Then he slowly heaved his head and said: I have bowel campaigns ....
25, female students with a walk after dinner, as the school area is not massive, so Liu Dadao male dormitory downstairs.
time did no attention to while chatting to the masculine apartment inside, looking in at that period actually did no mean, by now half nude man stuck his brain out and said: br> 26, to play Hong Kong Disneyland, which has a Space Mountain (roller coaster in the dark in the running) is very exciting, my wife and I are frightened trembling hold together, merely why it rides the navel of a camera, the Qiu took our direction down.
make matters worse,
不要太爱一个人, in the export situation of a few huge screen, and continuously loop the pictures ......
To make matters worse, numerous people stood to see .....
Even worse, in front of me to point to our mainland compatriots photos female companions say that out loud on:
University students, forgot to bring a paper on the lavatory, did not carry a cell phone,
asics frantic, calling people and no one heard, then he was no mention of paper pants to get back to the bedroom and found the bedroom were chatting, he also connected the talk group, said for a long time, a student found that he did not mention the pants, and asked how you did not say the pants? He came before, and I came back to take the periodical. . .
29, we put the pedagogue in class with a projector Powerpoint, Internet hung Thunder. Talking about creature high on the cause, suddenly popup up a dialog box: in the hands of his mother pushed open the door, and crisis positions, bring pants with the other hand, the fast hand full of mucus cover in the face ... acquainting his mother is a snout ...
31, Yesterday, an under the ** flavors, until the night my parents were dormant, I opened the notebook, plug in the ear, to the maximum volume, gray often start apt thankful the excitement. So I peruse a half-hour membranes off the microprocessor while it namely discovered namely I actually plug the headset plug in the MIC jack. My parents have now looked at me with a odd ~ ~ ~
32, high school language teacher is a woman, a decent speaking the language, when suddenly a very slight publish and said: name), you really wrong. She added: Rongrong the moon, which has a head impressively, was the first time understand what the emotion fine cilia all ruffled, and grandmother, ah, you put off remittance of biscuits in the carton why ah.
34, memorize that you play to illuminate a game I surmise, a piteous man gestures, a seemingly innocent woman shoes to guess the title is ago, asked a chest-like, and then put his hand on his head, and pointing down perspiration modality. . . . . . . . . . . . . Result, this woman tentatively, feeble weak that breast
35,
生命的意义, her husband learn the computer, the school scored conspicuous human to row in a class, said reinforcing classes, also known for elite classes.
so
36, Azeri team of bored one daytime, shouting: Group Speaker joke.
I said: I want to purchase a house in Beijing.
we all laughed.
37, her boyfriend at family
I asked him to play his JJ
not let me: I told your mommy to go, you will not let me play!
door when his mother came in and did not hear what we say to him and screamed, and she gave her to play you want to play Well, so miserly!!!