Now picture yourself lounging around at home, jeans and a tee make up your attire. You realize that you are out of milk and need to run down to the corner store to grab some. Normally you would just throw on your old sneakers and head down the street but you think twice. Last time you went to the store that cute neighbor of yours was there. Do you really want him to see you in your old ratty sneakers? No way. You run to the closet and there they are your replica Louboutin shoes
Nike Air Yeezy Men shoes, the ones that you can wear with jeans and make it look like you spent hours on your outfit. Yes, those are the ones, the ones that will get that cute neighbor to look at you and say. "Wow". With just the right Louboutin shoes, you can definitely go places, and even meet your potential husband!
Picture this, you're dressed for a night out on the town, you have on your little black dress, your favorite hoop earrings, sparkling stack bracelets, all that's missing are the shoes. You already know which shoes match your outfit perfectly. You have seen them a million times in fashion and tabloid magazines being worn by others. The signature red sole, the "dare you to walk on me" height, they are Louboutin shoes. These Louboutin shoes take a little black dress and turn it into something more. Louboutin shoes can make that dress look like it came right off the runway of a famous designer. If you had chosen those black flip flops you always wear, the dress looks less designer and more bargain basement.
Naturally every one is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter; you have long arms and tell yourself: 'I'll just keep one hand against it.' At this point you would hang your handbag on the coat hook if there was one--but there isn't--so you hang it around your neck whilst glancing furtively about to make sure no one saw you commit such a dreadful faux pas. You could put it on floor, but given that the floors in public toilets are invariably wet, you might just as well pee in it yourself.Finally, you yank down your knickers, and assume the dreaded 'Position'.
That was a long time ago. Even now
D&G T-Shirts, in my forties
Brand Women Jeans, 'The Position' is excruciatingly difficult to maintain for more than thirty seconds, especially when one's bladder is bursting.If that wasn't bad enough, when you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of anxious women have got there before you, which makes you think you must have taken a wrong turning and stumbled across a half-price sale of M&S underwear. So, you wait, trying not to look as if you're squeezing your legs together and smile politely at all the other women, who are also trying not to cross their legs and smiling through clenched teeth.As you get closer to your goal, you start checking for feet under cubicle doors.