Cup accident in 2009 with a huge highlights , peru

1, once I went to lease this Kindaichi diffuse it, fair to see the second page on the tears, I do not know which day to annihilate the human in a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle, write this is the criminal ... ...
2, the day in a friend's house, the phone did not know where did not find it, to lend a friend's phone call about his girlfriend and listen to where it is. I enter my number, one press turntable clasp, the screen shows that she saved my name: NB3 (then amused,Lacoste Gravitate Trainers, but fortunately a third ...)
3, group meeting opened today in school, suddenly and unexpectedly The sneezed, looked up, it was found in front of the girls proboscis Biao to the back of the woman and not aware of, so secretly want to help her expunge, just his hand up, next to the girl discovered, shouting . .
rushed to the toilet, not stand on spouting out of the full one place ah. . . . Rustled the mouth back to sit down, nobody like people. After a when, a friend got up and said to the toilet, I kindly advice: dripped into the slot in the
7, middle school, a job done well, work on the teacher gave me this batch of two words, redo,
2 morning I went to Mai Zaodian the , then put the job of this to help me to pay him the same table,
the maximum prestigious places, and he wrote back in the redo old one, do not do. paid,
Next, on a tragedy ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, more tragic is the graduate soon, he told me ,,,,,,
8, walking in the crowded Suddenly the street behind the rapid-handed signal sounded, did not react, a Buick mercantile traffic hit me on the shoulder; I did not get petulant, just gently took out the key, in the way of its progress The arrange of the road consist in ... and beautiful

9, in a stall to buy socks, a pair of low, had to buy thirty pairs, the results of merely one black style, and I sell socks Fudge that a color is good, lost a top who can take the other can not see ... I thought also,Lacoste Zepher MR2 Trainers, so bought a thirty pairs ....
so two days a change of. ..
results over nearly two months, I really could not stand the same table, and said: idle you a lot, how two months you do not even say for a pair of socks I :....



10, has recently cooled down on the expressway to see a strong man, open cars roadster, wearing a motorcycle helmet.

11, on a whim, to take their own photos as desktop ... and then my computer on poisoned ...

12, high school with methodology rubbish
I left the , to say the asset my wife the day ahead it
monetary software to find a wife online, I'll give her computer, I sit and watch, wife of proficient open www.google.com, type in the search bar and Baidu in the search results open, something she continues to find - - +
immediately, I'm looking fknow next to nothing ofmething that will be with his wife, to google Baidu, ... ...
14, say the students parents.
the starting of love his parents. One day to go shopping, his mother took a fancy to a jacket, but a look at the price to pull his father away.
his dad said: we can not afford can not try? His father on his mother and forcibly into the closet room.
alteration out of his mother, his father a look at the East West Chou Chou, took his mother ran, said: Run! While the salesperson is not!
his mother wearing the jacket, label floating out, dragged out by his father flew, just passing through a pillar, his mother holding a tearful post. His father back serious, said: Run! You are not waiting to be caught ah?
his mother cried even more fiercely. Then his dad laughed: ha ha ha ha ... ... clothes when you go in the money I paid before.
15, batch jobs, see the students do not draw geometric problems, readily Comments: No chart no fact ~
16, his girlfriend would like to retard the bill, send text messages to 10086: I left the number of calls
17 , student A had a car chance, leg fracture, hospitalization
few of us went to see him play good students entered the inpatient
met his parents on
I fast asked to go on the condition of A
results an prologue becomes
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18, in high school, the most funny thing that would
money, we constantly chip in to purchase cigarettes, I was two and my buddy just bought a Heyan
ready to go to the toilet pumping the results to class, the class teacher's class, forget it
first class when the class to see the lad lurking wrote a memorandum, then rub a colossal group, I was thrown over
discern the level teacher, level teacher directly down and taken away, standing ashore the podium began to peruse
perspiration ing, if I know thatis written is valid, I would prefer not swallow her
preceptor and a mouth: (my sobriquet, whether there are mortifying one hundred students to recognize me, I) br> grief ... ...
classic appeared

19, my roommates make fun of me, my purse hidden in a little box, MD The problem is that little box that I sent to Guangzhou to Nvwang a gift sent to me too much bad two days after the breakthrough his billfold was gone. I am in Wuhan, my personality card, bank card, his girlfriend of photographs in Guangzhou Nvwang hands.
20, Yesterday at Wal-Mart, suddenly hurt my abdomen, suppressing burst into the bathroom, just an earth-shattering blasts began to squat, the results of the babies next door and burst into tears, her mother asked her how, she said, smelly ~ ~

21, arrived in the coastal, unloading is completed. The addition of an exercise mission is to behaviour anti-landing training fort department, and everybody flew the vehicle to arrange. I was weight-bearing wheels with grease pistol to grease, fat division political commissar standing behind me a moment and said with concern: small comrades hard it! I did not anticipate tanks to increase the morale of 12 wheels, tanks, soldiers not cozy ah! I was moved almost to tears
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22, high school class when we get together is all smoking
day I happen to have a more pride of things to acquaint you the results I smoked slow
other people smoked, and I left half-root, look hasty to class, big mouth suck two
teacher suddenly came in, I asked myself a thrown on the ground, their feet, but just a step
cigarette cigarette into the two had to clutch your inhalation
have seen the class teacher, came over and asked me, you is not smoking it
I shook my head
teacher: teacher talk
continued shaking his head
anger: you gave me to talk
me: ... pumping ... I do not smoke ... ... (along with the smoke from the nose and mouth constantly spewing)
teacher did not choked laugh ... ...
23, today, work colleagues and I went out to banquet, we were a point dish chili scrambled egg, and found hair and colleagues use chopsticks cilia, shouting, you see the boss ~ ~ What is this? Boss a look, oh cry ~ called, to, come here! To the madame for a pair of chopsticks
24, spent 50 greenbacks on the Internet to buy a chip of hand-made face soap, with a day or two at night thinking about the time that has been svelte with half of the upon also have a soap foam, angry I am vomiting blood.
my dad said you this good to use soap, bath covered with sleek.
25, the first Italian to eat pizza, do not know eat everything, on the point were 38 yuan plus 8 yuan to send a cheese pack.
complete repast and found something was lacking, I thought, had far fewer cheese,

then cried: server, my share of cheese not on how ah? I have finished, and also allows people to eat?
Waiter: Sir, you that have been gushed in your cheese pizza a ...
me: all right, you go to a engaged bar ...
26, by midday back to the tavern, I saw a glass Coke, direct a full beverage. Drinking my face was green. Quarters that the man had bought a sack of vinegar dumplings, no place to fall, with my cup installed. . .
27, topics favor the teacher to add them, one day the teacher Topic: my people extra neglectful, and last night bath and forgot to corner off the gas ...
then my mother helped me clean up the mess on the side of the side said: So you definitely can not sin, because it certainly will depart certify of a offense .. .
29, 一日 complete a physical, not peckish, went to the canteen, many people, too mobbed, and confusion, I call on the Dafan Aunt: , ladies who cook on the inside shouted: !
a pair of youth lovers in the street where the male suddenly said excitedly: Who? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to quickly say: My, my! My
later learned, had that woman productive. . . . Poor my face ah. . . Pain for a few days
31, I like High School afterward door to the true article ..
person A teacher in school was found sleeping ... well done ..
he called a solution to the blackboard in front of the subject. ....
not ready to write the words of a public humiliation did not come to the blackboard
in fact a teacher began to acid him ..
school grades are so bad dare to sleep really shameless
head is not the only sleep at home ... all day ...
did not think he would actually write ... .. the solution is also very beautiful ...
teacher had a little embarrassment ... Do not let him back seat tube well ....
he did not consider he actually was variety ample to suffocate a teacher ....
I sleep for about
you will still not be the ask I
32, my sibling went to a educate playing basket ball, I heard a low-grade girl asked a low-grade boys: money, which all allow you to take two 5 snacks, and you say I adore your ..

33, saying that my girlfriend hit a summer job in a mobile phone sell phone
Square One day at noon, luncheon time, virtually no stores, next to the counter to my girlfriend of a class of people to see Uncle phone, just that partition of the counter not to eat the MM, weakly, and looked nothing like that uncle to buy mobile phones Zhu Er, no arm on the counter together with the branch heads, because the MM chest (crab) of relatively large, the uncle suddenly found watching it to see MM's breast (crab) trench, eyes are watching straight, and I found a wife, would like to caution that MM, the results of MM no feedback after a few minutes, MM openings: Big Brother, watching enough? seen enough to buy a cell phone it ... ...
result uncle 2 words did no mention, bought a cell phone sprinting for the door and fled on a ... ...

34, listened a friend say, a colleague of his relatives to Xiamen, Xiamen, e relatives gave a anime, on the bus, this e to the driver who saw cartoon, ambitioned to detect the location, the driver stopped him and said: : toilet, squatting) toilet, squatting for too long thighs a tiny hum, so he propped the door knob to preserve equilibrium and feel and a shit to bring an end to ..., so he began to compel, likewise accustom the power of the hands unconsciously, results... I X, broken locks, I roll out.
you think you were on the outside of the student's classmates to see scene?! a light (crab) Ding students Suddenly out from the toilet roll, toilet and also accompanied at a jet out from his inside PP, absolutely shocking!!! and a ground we basically knew, I X!! bunch of students in front of this life elevator can not afford to head the ...
36, the morn her husband took me to the unit left, and then I suddenly received his txt message: , dear. Bus windows were shut, the automobile smells bad some people are surely frown.'s demeanor to that MM can be certainly I saw her from his pocket and a fodder on the side of the mouth to open the window a breach,Lacoste Trainers Online, rapacious sucking the appearance climate 。。。。。 would an average person ah =. =
38, our math teacher likes pretending to be witty to say a joke that no one smiled
our class discuss a spoof on him, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison
day he came in, was silent for a moment that his father died
I immediately break off laughing, others quiet.
39, water and soil it
see a cashier in a quite serious cluster of coins
a few kids ran, ran to sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a team of ducks, Come Come and calculate, twenty-four thousand 6 hundred seventy-eight....
then the cashier is reduced by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....
40, tall school boarding school, some students go home to let him take along something to help me, they bring text messages: I seethe clothing and money.
41, and girlfriend, dating, see the front and my girlfriend like there's a, it took up below her ass.
she turned approximately and gave me a slap.
when someone tap my shoulder I turned around ...
girlfriend gave me a slap.
42, the daytime suddenly take a phone call: Oh, suspect there is a gift! Not namely I hang up! comrades suddenly shrieked to my bureau, said: posted to our Xinghua this corporation.
this news really is too sudden, while the two of us in the militia then do not say, feeling particularly nice few years antecedent lost adjoin, assume that he suddenly came to our Xinghua I told him on the phone, I immediately went to pick him up their cooperative unit, get together at noon.
I went to their cooperative unit, chap!'s actually impressive, all diplomatic treatment mode, joined the enterprise the door on cross-examination the ward together, enrol, sign particularly rigid almost my comrades who are stationed in units of people, I joined the corporation had agreed to guard.
I went to the old fellow said workshop, to see old comrades I nodded at me, and made a face. I average I do comprehend, not to rush, do not grant parlor, let me in the side later on.
I am bored silly, in the workshop in turn for a while, from the bag and took out a weekly point of outlook up in the mart door and suddenly there is a boss who went to look behind me, stood beside a security, he looked at me, patted my shoulder and said: That is the boss, you do not even know he was still here what mingle mix. point the path to pilfer someone else's, making phone calls went to get oral pill to patients, I gently into the room, gently hammer wake up patient, and said softly: Grandpa, up to steal food right!

45, last night, cooked crab, open water, I threw one crab boiler. crab is very fresh in the kettle meddle.
good wife to play carefully, you can not see this, then I hide over his eyes did not dare look after.
I relieved said: Allison, we are not too marble?
wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt but?
46, today took the bus, there is a one-stop driver asked: : You do not install the

48, Dragon Boat Festival to go to the unit sent a box of milk and a bag of Thai rice Shanghao unit a petticoat colleague after work to help me help him migrate back home, to Downstairs, the colleague said to me: help me to go onto. My husband was not home, hurry up! take more than, NND, that place where there are a lot of people know me. he wanted to remind her not to shout: . My husband was not home, hurry up, so perturbed now! : Students, today, not class, school
50, one day more than 4 in one night a friend called to say the sentence: Q Do you have what material. damn words on paper, it says morrow, if you do not duplicate the contents of this periodical 50 times, then sent to other people, will die is difficult to see, and so on and so on. I was horrified of the students go home on the night quickly copied 50 The next day sent to others, sent out a few start, but then we know what it is, do not say that he fed to the paper, so the morning passed, and his hands also the collection of several dozen .
p.m., the premier music class, the teacher points to his label happened to him sing, I saw the crying little boy stood up and said sadly: ah ....understand, but a lusty patriotism told he could not lose face in front of the Japanese, so he laughed and nodded blindly: 53, my wife and I activity to the Reclining Buddha, his wife hike the road, so I carry her.
saw an old woman, serious, said: read the writing to see who you are. his wife is sick or go to the hospital early, Buddha is needless

54, the students peregrination, approached the altitude, a special excitement hilltop girls shouted: motherland, ah, my mommy! then a crush on this woman the huge boys particularly exciting call: the motherland ah, my wife's mommy!

55, my house has been rented to a Japanese visitors, day guests buffet me that a phone with a not very eloquent in Chinese, said: sang), home of the natural gas running out, could you help me multiplication it! ! , melon seeds shell on the desk drawer of all,

looked at in class when the seeds shell and greedy, so the seeds with the shell and into his mouth repeatedly, feeling tasty Well.

class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially bought spiced melon seeds shell, the shell is not only pork is the taste of edible.. the result that one afternoon a bunch of students around I eat at the corner of my seat double licked the shell of seeds 。。。。

57, go to school when the school was built, opening in September to a lot of students a day on benefit of a class is like holding a newborn a bunch of work, asked me: br> 58, go to school when the school was built, opening in September to a lot of students one day a new life seems to be holding a bunch of work on benefit of class, asked me: br> 59, high school military exercising, the first day of class,Lacoste Running Trainers, is the language class.
not rest over the same table, sleeping in class.
teacher to see, this problem. Then by the 53 students to reply this answer. Language classes up to me to respond on behalf of! The result was a noisy rumpus next door, electric motorcycle bell
61, take the bus, I sat in the front row approximate the window.
half an hour later, I head out the window.
rear also has a buddies, head amplified out the window.
I shouted to him: , spew, and sand paste the brothers that look.
that boys exclaimed out, next to me, friends, Bangdayaoyuan, the brothers said that:
62, high school love to play, GF see me play often, there are times I shot column in the train, she ran: that try!
been able to get the results I do not know what the basis, and a volley, direct headshot! !
speck crying, this thing does not talk to me for a week,Womens Lacoste Shua Trainers!
63, told friends that I lost my bike, bought fewer than a week, sorrowful.
friends say you that Suansha, I bought a bike, look at the one on the lost:

friend asked others to buy a bike, more than twelve o'clock point, he was in the pantry cooking, just listen to somebody downstairs shouting: br>
off the heat, erase the hands, down the stairs.
NND, car gone ... ...


64, bought a ipod touch, my friend and I said a hard screen, not film, the key appointed ache. . Then I scratched with a key. Grass
65, once, the alarm rang, after a arrest on the boys explosion into the room, rushed to the last row, the teacher has spoken: some students late, from the back door, do not affect others! The boys sit down, that the dumplings, bite. He found next to a beautiful MM, has been staring at her. MM thinks he has not eaten breakfast, so gracious to give her buns. Teacher and spokesman, and the hideous face: even now some students are late, and still the study-room to eat breakfast, they also forget to eat, buns to the speeches the teacher ought not it!
66, my father and mother say, when I wIt’s about time them and linger in the guesthouse,Womens Lacoste Arin Trainers, the morning they found a very clever way to get my toothbrush, hand-washing is the hotel were also higher than me, they asked me how fitted to the water, I took them into the toilet, pointing to the toilet ... ...