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151051 2008 年 10 月 17 日 12:42 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (2) Category: Miscellaneous world Kan
1 ranks the fourth quarters for a long time out of bed to find slippers, no, ask you: Where are my shoes onto it? 2 units of message, a leader said:
3 times I have to buy mutton string, out of four fingers on the boss said: ; Premier Zhou ......One time someone call my cell phone:
6 in the cafeteria line, heard next to a boy, said:
7 a meal at the noodle shop, noodle on a very slow, and so was I starving, finally unable to bear Paizhuo roar, I'm going to say do not put on the table, flip the noodle! The results say: I put on the table, do not eat rice noodle! After a while, B got the ball, A ball passed to him shouting, B has its own cast the ball, the result A furious and shouted:
10 primary impression is extremely serious when the squad leader, a self-study courses, classroom voices, the squad leader to maintain order after several had had enough, pound the table stood up shouted: interrupted !end of the plate! I meant to say 2000, was an excited, said: students, right?
18 boss, there is no toilet paper eat card?
19 I was the logistics department, over the years, customers called to check what time the goods before the holiday, because the holiday these days is like an onion, and I do not know the contents of the order to Shun Kouwen the sentence: Day, as usual, he kicked another look, shouted: As was a child, and is working so very nervous the first time, had to ask manager or need to work, do not want to say that staff will be asked to be more subtle point. The results say: fragrant wings, because did not watch the ads, is listening to others say, always thought it was a KFC endorsement of Liu Xiang. To Kentucky, directly with the clerk says: it? My brother fixed a half-day nest, the mother said, became a radical like this: Call you aside and moved two kilometers to the table! . . . . . .
2 an unfamiliar colleagues and I chat, chat content was terribly dull, the net about how he and his girlfriend, friends, how friends
me speechless,,,, when he stresses After a long time, looked at me,,,, it could be, he so much, I always stand right in the table,,,,
moment, really do not know what to say, blurted even say one thing: you girlfriend is a woman, right?
own Puhan half!!!!
3 junior high school teacher said, when Babylonian civilization, the Sumerians mentioned, the teacher excited about history as
(good teeth, like appetite, eating mother a fragrant...)
5 high school class has a student named Huang Jiajian
day to the old school did not see him after class into the classroom
empty seats to say one thing: Yi, Huang Jiajian people?
called him after the whole class laughed Huang slut.
6 before the test the teacher made the test paper, took a more behind the girls, shouting, My, my Forty members of a majority of the eldest sister, named director. After this, and I master very polite, to say: Dong sister, go ah. The results say it has become: 8 Another time, I'll go buy breakfast, line up and found the owner are usually stern line, so very nervous, after the greeting, the courage to the cook, said: After the sentence to a sentence: Your child is now eating milk or your milk
10 One evening, met an acquaintance, opening said: >
11 at night, a roommate entered the room loudly announced: Your skin watermelon have it?
13 drying the yard of a wheat farmer, a few chickens to peck, farmers sweep, chicken scratch, and then sweep and then scratch, the last straw and cursed: sweep, I scratch, you sweep the floor.
15 buy lunch in the cafeteria and see the favorite to long bean curd skin, an excitement and the waiter, to a potato skin, the surrounding people are shocked.
16 as a mission opportunities for the Bank of China to go to a place of maintenance equipment, cook came out from the hotel after a taxi driver, said: I mean, at that time to buy a screwdriver, I did not notice that I said something wrong, then the driver has been very aggrieved at me, said: I was very angry, ferocious, said: ? ! ! That know I was wrong, and hastened to explain for a long time, and now feel sorry for people think about women drivers.
17 political lecture when the teacher once said: wu, good sword (base), His Majesty, good sword (cheap) A ......
speechless ......
19 really good ass as heart hepatopulmonary
20 junior high school when the teacher told Translation Who is this man?
a student translation: Who is this man? The whole class laughed, the teacher silent
21 last to McDonald, the salesperson said: Come to a bag of potato chips, they said no.
I said, ah what shop did not even potato chips, so much turned away. . .
22 mid-term exam, even the girls behind the desk there is a pants shape pencil case, I look back, pen out, I said: > 23 Remember Lu Yu a dog, next to the surprised yell MM: Yeah, the tail not the dog! !
23 sun sun too ass
24 remember when buying toy guns and filled the circular plastic bullets, directly to the toy store's grandfather,
cheap paul smith, said: buy a pack of the original (circular) bullets !
25 students to explain to me how to make a query call.
I would like to ask a real person answered the phone there, or voice, actually said has become:
to a head Patrol, gg immediately approached and asked politely:
teacher said: of MM, she told me his extension number, I do not know who I'm looking for a man or a woman surnamed Wang, and I by the way the words, . . , Hands-free, we even heard from Miss polite attendant said: We touched the ground with the business. . . All quarters laughs
30 November my junior year the students went to work the fish shopping. Guests got to pick a good fish, my classmates and gently said to him, pointing to kill Yutai:
. . Death of their own sweat!
32 teacher asked us: . . Almost every time to buy my wife eat cake! Results day I see the new out of a slightly smaller size of the cake, looks basically the same, but I'm not sure, then ask the salesman aunt: ? The first time in the face of more than a dozen children, too nervous, tongue tied: . I am one hundred and ten police officers fled after
(Once Upon a reincarnation??!)
38 in high school when my brother and I a class, he sat behind me the night of our geographical
teacher asked us: Who is your sister? Who is the younger brother?
time I stayed out for a buy Liangpi
39 dormitory, the dormitory to another slip in a circle, come home and find my roommate eating Liangpi.
they see me come back, one of them said to me: how do you back? Liang Pi is cold!
40 day like soft drinks, catch a few steps toward the Lengyin Tan would like to say a bottle of soda, only to see the front of the beer stood, a radical actually said: ..................
41 colleagues have just read the newspaper asked for a sentence
43 has a guide: out of Asia, out of the world!
44 Once, my husband and I fight, he scolded me: . .
45 one of our colleagues, when he went to driving test, the examiner said the words of a classic:
report instrument, the examiner normal ~~~~~~
46 I remember one time , and a sister were children to KFC, the queue when I listen to her murmuring a chicken burger, a pair of wings ......, finally her turn, an opening to Xiaofan all, she of the to say boys volunteered to go to canteen to buy beer. Squad leader would like to remind them to buy cans of beer to buy, and may have been the talk of world events, the squad leader stand up and shout: . .
48 MM told me that the new KFC's I smile, Miss Kentucky to the sentence: please give me two .............
Shame-_-!
49 normal work has been busy, Valentine's Day, work relatively late, rushed to buy flowers, and his wife to cook at home waiting for me, called and asked me what time to go home, I fooled my wife said, but also take a long time, glad to hear she is not hanging up the phone, my heart said to surprise you ......, bought a flower, and rush to buy chocolate, they rush to play car, not hit a long time, and finally find a car, home, rushed upstairs, quietly opened the door and saw his wife in the kitchen, and my heart burst of warm, look, jumped in the past, and raised flower trembling and affectionate told his wife that ......
.. .... Merry Christmas! ! ! ! ! !
50 Alas, again the keyboard is sprayed into the water...
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