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1, toad turtle is the river bathing was seen,
turtle: have not seen such loveliness for I do? You nearly want to see pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you Give me a crash me, did not see me have goose bumps anyhow?

2, oriole seen in the foraging of the weasel, said: weasel scolded: Dragonflies do not believe the mother asked: she to do?
Dragonfly: That was singer Oh!
Dragonfly mother: musician? Ago a tunneling!

4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You kind of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ants: Good! I'm waiting for you to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get always my brothers move you down and slew by with you!

5, both the welfare lottery feces shell mantis, a dragonfly feces shell: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles of prize to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
B feces shell dragonfly: Ah Tai Su! If I won the lottery to sack a living, eat fresh!

6, masculine to female butterflies butterfly sings:
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings: River cave in the hibernating frog couple. Drake: Look, more pleasure. Duck on drake: Do not look, the huge boss, live in villas, honeymoon, we say nothing in this life even think about!

8, the first day, the pearly rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or grab nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
TMD If you dare to use the carrot as lure, I smooth die!

one, the most When her husband into the room, pointing to the edge of things: a home furnishings furnishings. About two in the a.m., her husband wake to the kitchen to eat, when returning to the room, holding a sandwich, a cup of milk, and gave the plaster, said: three days, even a saliva did not must drink. with fewer overnight. One day both at home, on the other side are a little criminal, so extraordinarily moderate. They do not want to sleep until dawn, his wife suddenly stood up and sat up, nightmare out noisy words and said: ......


six, the maximum Almost each countryside woman who has an affair, but in the affair ambition go to the pastor after confession. After a meantime, the priest suggested namely those women: [falls] to transfer the meaning of the word a current priest, but later catching office the new priest, the countryside pate, but forgot to tell this new priest. Women still do, like work to confession the priest, the priest told every day that I fell today. Because too many human fall, so the priest went to the village brain, he recommended to strengthen village road construction, so many people constantly fall. Unexpectedly, the village pate, but smile hearing. Priest to understand why, see by village laughed so elated, very angry and said: accident They finally resolved to make a ultimate attempt, afterward several months of exertion, heaven live righteously, the wife was fertile, nine months after giving birth to a healthy little chap. The cheerful father rushed to the preschool to see his newborn son, but was terrified he saw his son saw his life turned out to be the ugliest child. He went to see his wife and told her that he absolutely can no be the baby's father, and quite ferocious questioned his wife: hands and explode into tears,Nike Shox R3-R4 Combination, muttering prayers. Lao Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the little Zen languid, sallow lip open, said softly: agreeable, do not speak! I understand, this is why I want to poison your reason! to the days of dawn. On the way behind, they in pressing unbearable, so bite the bullet and went into a roadside graveyard. Because it did not bring restroom periodical, the premier woman ambition be wiped off his underwear, and threw the underwear. A second woman found afterward to a bouquet, then wiped his cut elegiac couplet. Home not long after the 2 women, their husbands will commute call. I will never forget you '! Day, Mr. Zhang is forever found his wife on a compartment phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each information is the same:
11pm, Mr. Zhang's wife in one fell swoop would be derailed and catch that man is ######ual immorality.
Zhang cursed: misjudge me, do you think that message I do not know? reverse read is turtle eat dumplings, so the snail to buy dumplings. over two hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle anxious curse: ######## do not come back I would starve to death! when the door came a snail's voice: you his mama not to mention I had!
day, the cattle to the donkey out of a problem, ask Cattle curse: the first ass really, Nanzuonvyou Well!
2. seven years after graduation, finally picked up a big project, made a thirty meters chimneys, two months period, cost three hundred thousand, However,Nike Shox R4, to Loaning. finally achieved at the end of last annual out today to the acceptance of others, creature yelled die, not get paid. Damn! drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
4. The physician queried rupture patients is how the patient, I meditation there are dirt shoes, shaking on the leaning pole shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick they gave me two sticks!
9. somebody raising a pig, tired, abandoned, then return meat to know a few relinquished reactive. day, the motorcar turned a lot of kneeling abandoned pig, late-night call his family, asked: body, the ants were all fell down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants called aloud, broke. Then a student stood up and said: speedily said: Q: pull what to eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to reinstate natural? doctors silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up.
18. somebody to go to Shanghai on commerce lost a dollar in the avenue, the police said: is the sun, I suddenly saw an elephant leisurely walking, busy up straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ants said:
20. earthworm a very boring these days, cut into small worms took their two went to play badminton, earthworms good mother think this usage, put his playing mahjong cut into four paragraphs to go, Dad would like a worm like, put his cut into the minced beef. earthworm mother cried and said: Cut so the pieces will die! . said to him: you come, you are right .. I am back on the chart and then snail .. .. .. after a while they see a turtle on ants .. he said: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. Ants up after the snail .. .. see upon for his phrase , a launch, the father and mother fled, leaving merely one son still inside. Mother is very tense in the house shouted: .. Come out - have a bombard, but also stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish bait, he changed the pieces of bread - the same long period did not fish on the anchor - no way - he had to replace it, like earthworms, alternatively half did not fish on the anchor below the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own! ! !
24. at the same table cold, runny snout, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and have continued to nose compelled breath nose. Writing on the blackboard the> language teacher suddenly turned a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
replied: man; : Why do you publish forgery money? murderers, said: the real one I will not publish
27. Cowherd and Weaver met a bath down to globe, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a adore article, this tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside to take a bath to bathe .....
28. Xiaoming toilet back to the schoolroom with a preceptor said: : can not but talk out ah? > 30. The petticoat mosquito is: not a good entity, one along one all eat shit grow up
31. I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to portion identification, specialists said gravely: What is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is the last week!
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too macabre! it? No woman preordained to the first half; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? luck teller said: hey, to after life you habituated to a person's life
37. someone to eat meat noodles in do not see a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife bun where you get that a wife?
38. three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, nectar American brandy rats, go down three steps on; mice drinking Japanese sake, go to tread 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mice, holding a pantry sword, shouted: , sir. 42. Chief Secretary carpool with hoist, the Secretary put a fart after capital said: very impressed: : ...
45. to go hiking with friends, to the summit, a girl pretty mountains and rivers face shouting: motherland ah! my mother! a trample on her boys quickly followed shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. ahead I bought two puppies, called the think of your , and soon the ventilation came a voice: one,Billige Nike Shox, said: Bear asked: [The mouse as a toilet paper ..
50. Panda birthday to all of us said: I promised two wishes, one can remedy my dark eye, the additional is the hope that a color photo
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly but married to a snail. Bees puzzled: Where better than me butterflies he replied: whatever the sequel, have their own house, which, as you live in a apartment
53. Production crew bought only jackass, but a few days later he died. Just mare heat up. making group of staff on call to go on a business tumble production team skipper. . small beetles: Mom, why do we must eat shit it? Beetles mother: the child, when to eat disgusting how can you say such a thing
55. A meteor across the night sky,Nike Shox R3, I quickly make a wish, hope you can chance prettier. Who knows equitable ended Xu wish Meteor wind, This restaurant bread too hard ...>
57. see the Zhou Hua Jian like the song, a tape was borrowed by us to go. day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? bunk girls answer: in my bed too! silent for two seconds, then turn the whole down in mattress.
61. a male classmate to take a sheng nicknamed Panzhu girls tearful to the teacher, the teacher agreed to objection of the boys, the next day in class, teachers in terms of: , just to give others nicknames, can not someone like Han on Jiaosha, right? well, I was undercover!
7 Fairy Lake in the bath, Journey anxious not see.
monk solemnly toward the lake, shouting: contributor, detailed crocodile ah!
########## fairies flying on.
Journey sigh: Leadership IQ ah
monk can not go further four to travel by aircraft, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So priest said, and everyone to answer, not answer out of the jump.
Monkey: Monkey, the sky a few sun ah?
Goku: a.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah ?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
happy side of the Pig, so simple question.
Monkey: Journey, the sky a few stars ah?
....
Pig jumped down.

Soon, four of them and fly to travel. the way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they proceed apt answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the People's Republic was created ah?
Goku: 1949.
Monkey: to give you one.
Monkey: Drifting, liberation war, is dead How many people ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people in the name of the What's that?
.... .. but only from a Pig jumped down.

third,Nike Shox NZ, four of them and fly to travel, but an accident of the way.
this time, Journey said: Master, You do not ask, I jump.
then plunged into the flow.
Monkey hands together: Amitabha, the parachute has four
1. One night, a ########## man called a taxi , the driver gazed at him intently, ########## angry and shouted: You have not seen his mother ########## ah! driver is furious: I see where your money from his mother!

2 . male and female friends to sleep in a chamber,Nike Shox R5, the woman drew the line: off-line is brutal. that men do not wake up over the line, woman severely blow a man slap in the face: you do not even like beasts! ;

3. Hongtao encounter alien guests a day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, exotic guests, saying: I am his mother or side shows 70 it!

4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to detect her mother complained: ask, you know where in some places? There almost every day of rain. It fell badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it is not natural for we!

7. and friends to Taishan the top to see the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: What you wailed ah! That friend one, and my heart can be happy, to emulate the call: ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: : noted passenger stuck his head slowly in front of me: Monkey King. you do not chase the

6. One day test creatures, including a question is to look at the legs of birds to surmise the labels of birds. Health is a do not know, petulant on the paper a tear prepared to leave the checkup room. invigilator very angry then asked him: replied, br> Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
door lying individual family landlord, the employer surprise, this Who is it
door: for gas

11. a professor instructing in the field: . . . . . . . Police are investigating the occasion of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle buffet you? are hanging plaster nest to undecided cow panic recalls: I do not remember, he was too hasty!

16. a polar bear to reside single on ice in a daze, truly bored and started pulling their cilia melodrama, one ... ... ... ... 3 ... two ... the last one does not drag the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... Cold ah!! ... ... ... ... ... ...

17. Meirenpeizi colleague's daughter is a small, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: hands along their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades!

21. Monkey asked the fox, how to depict an elephant up with a melody that ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard, said: , you can ran on the line. clean, finished with the mop still blow So good
back, walked away, and went for many years, shut the gas off again, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
the door, beat on the door:
- a polar bear! come out to play!
polar bear:
- do not play.

26. junior lofty educate, a math teacher equation alteration, on the podium sleeves coiled loudly: the students' consideration ! I want to deformed! ... ...

27. a judge strabismus, B, C three day trial of the suspects,
A decide said: ? dripped from the aircraft to. crow with a laugh on piglet said: There are rabbits into a cache and asked the boss: you have no carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a baby rabbit anew Q: Do you have carrots to sell here? Impatient employer said no! After a child repeatedly asked the hare, the foreman had had enough: whether you come back distress, I took scissors to slit your ears!
After a child rabbit again: Do you have scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you sell here, there are no carrots ... ...
30.
Devil monster collar the Princess said: You break the throat it is called though, no one will liberate you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
No: the princess, I'll retention you!
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to!
Cao Cao: devil, why you call me?
devil: Wow, discern a ghost!
Ghost: ########! Was found.

by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Pishi with me!
devil: oh, my Lord!
God: Who told me? !
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: How can I! ! !
said that the devil got from schizophrenia.

31. King was asked a princess matrimony, put an apple on the princess's head, who should have the opportunity to wed its princess shot.
first man shot in the apple, he said: three men accidentally shot the princess, he said: Someone in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic holding a kitchen knife to chase him, this man turned nigh and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.

33. Flight assistant informed passengers to wear seat straps
are sitting properly, as follows the living.

39. His father took the bus.
Son: Dad, what time to ah?
father: stop to go.
son: When to stop ah?
father: to stopped.

40. There was a man and a tiger were tied to two trees, the Tigers tied the tether beneath a candle, cord burns on Get out, and if the rope is thumped, the tiger will the people eat, the results say a word, no eat
by Tiger said . .

41. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man learned their children: Wolf choking have to say: man, man is a liar!!!

42. The girl asked her boyfriend away from me like ants.! ! to engrave a good pull. but hair stylist deliberately knocked off another root. San Mao saw the fire: Ah you to want me disheveled?

49. a cerebral patient in writing, the doctor asked : how do you know did not receive!? in the end is to de ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one a left foot harm I had.
Teacher comments: centipede you do?
subject: one after dissimilar continued
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have a few father ah?
Title: sad
children: in front of my house ditch very sorrowful.
Teacher comments: teacher even more sad
topics: and they
children: my mother short and tall fat and skinny.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a distortion of gold steel it?
Title: You see
kids: Do you see what to see! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession .
teacher reviews: Do not watch too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: savory ass.
teacher :.........
title : innocent
children write: today's really hot.
teacher reviews: Do you really childish
Title: really
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid
teacher reviews: is the phrase, can not be separated from the
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :..... ............
Topic: What is
children: a exercise passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I must die