Wu 2007 latest prestigious talk . Purely entertain

Wu 2007 latest classical talk. Purely entertainment


Wu: yo! Welcome to I guess I guess I guess guess! Applause.

Ya: Hello! everyone, I Come back!

Wu: ah! Cheng Lin, a few days gone, you transform a specter!

Laughter

Ya: Ai Aya crowds approximately the world friends, I Ya behind!

Wu: good good, Ya, you go, I was sent a song to you, you come back, and I welcome you to a song. Ami instructor difficulty to Fei Xiang's 1st (Repeated)

Laughter

Ya: Xiange, I went to the United States a few months, you have not changed a morsel Oh! Also so wrong!

Wu: You two points have not changed (referring to the chest), or

Laughter

Ya: Xiange, I really want to dead in the United States you.

Wu: I truly absence you die, like me? Think you a Da Tougui ah! Ya

A: Yes! (Upper Xiange) you are my Da Tougui (Xiange head).

booing audience applauded

Wu: Well, well, blacks in the United States did not reserve the small white face ah!

Aya: Well people my heart merely you,Diesel Jeans UK!

Wu: Well,Cheap Diesel Jeans, you will live always in my center nice.

Aya: what ah!

Laughter

Wu: Dear viewers, I guess today is our version of the second period of the Mainland, for attention as the mainland audience, Rainie did not come seat, so we were compelled to the Ya dig out from the globe. Today we also invited several mainland popular star, first welcomed Miss Xu Jinglei.

Xu Jinglei: Hello,Diesel Womens Jeans, everybody, Xiange good, Ya good!

Wu: Xu Jinglei is actor, is the manager, also a disc, book, really talented woman that called you?

Xu Jinglei: Xu Jinglei call me now!

Wu: It is not that cried Wang Shuo Wang Bar (Pharaoh 8)?

Laughter

Wu: Wang Shuo in the end you have with cohabitation?

Xu Jinglei: No, we are near friends

Wu: contacts do you have letters?

Xu Jinglei: Yes, ah!

Wu: that of ... ...

Laughter

Ya: say ah! Of what?

Wu: No, no, mention so over the Golden Bell Awards! (Xiange equitable got Bell Award designation)

Laughter

Wu: Xu Jinglei, not to sing songs almost

Xu Jinglei: Actually, not a song one, I to sing a short now! (Sing I do not know the before musician or actress Xu Jinglei is thought, hearing to her songs, I know,Diesel UK, she is one player.

Laughter

Ya: No, ah! I calculate she sings good ah!

Wu: Yes, the actor, she sings the best, the singer in it, she played the best show!

Laughter

Wu: Well, then this is a welcome Zude ... ...

Ya: Yes, Mr. or Miss?

Wu: What Mr. Miss? This should ask? Let me welcome Zude Simon.

Laughter

Zude: Hello, everyone, Xiange good, Ya good.

Wu: Zude great sacrifice today, I listened he was sick the quondam.

Zude: right right right.

Wu: He was brought to the neuropathy.

Laughter

Zude: Xiange! I have not surgery ah!

Wu: Do you really arranged to do a ###### change action?

Zude: there is this motif, for a friend said if I was a woman, then, quite pretty!

Wu: your friend is blind Bing it?

Laughter

Zude: really ah! Xiange, you discern me is not very ######y? (Pose)

Wu: (spit) like you are very heroic! How to do that now is not it?

Zude: Because then I think, if my small penis cut off ... ...

Wu: (chipped) Oh, no wonder you want to hack, yet the elemental root of penis Oh!

Laughter

Zude: It is not it! Xiange, my penis is still quite long.

Wu: Are you portion of the foreskin is it?

audience laughs

Ya: Xiange, Golden Bell Awards, ah,Diesel Store, do not speak too much.

Wu: I said what the?

Ya: on the ah!

Wu: Good! I ask you, Baozi in the package that?

Ya: ask me what ah? Package of beef ah!

Wu: Well, that Baozi it?

Ya: cabbage ah,Diesel Loose Jeans! What you bored!

Wu: Well, I bag it?

Ya: foreskin ah!

audience laughs

Aya: You framed me!

Wu: Zude, you continue to surround you prevaricate!

Zude: I do not lie ah! Xiange, then I think, if it cut off my penis, then

Wu: Please memorandum that word, is a small penis.

Laughter

Zude: Yes, if you really cut my small penis, then afterward I have to squat on the lavatory, it will be very square

then ah!

Wu: Well you tin not squat! Ah you do the splits! (Word step)

Laughter

Zude: And a ###### change operation, then the future will be bleeding monthly, will be very perplexing

Ya: degeneration too will it?

Wu: You misunderstood, Zude is that if he modified it, probably a month behind the bleeding will be hit. I heard that you are planning to let Zhang Ziyi sword ah!

Zude: I have this idea, I comprehend people want to dislike me one back gas.

Wu: If that's the circumstance, then I am fearful that your entire body covered with small penis is insufficient folk cut.

Laughter

Aya: That if you really cut off, is it not namely this is what the typical practice of martial masterpieces it!

Wu: Yes! Is a martial arts Cheats

Wu: Yes, yeah! Par excel followed at Swordsman, rivers and lakes understood as: the bridal chamber ambition be lost!

Laughter

Zude: Xiange, in truth, I modified effectively to obey my mother.

Wu: Really? To filial your father, right? (Grin)

Laughter

Ya: Oh, your likes and grudges!

Zude: a long time because I did not reside with their mothers, to become woman, I will be proficient to attach her mother to sleep conversation.

Ya: invariance You can also ah!

Zude: a few old people, and even told his mother will be odd to sleep ah!