[ Transfer ] Confessions of {one} {hideous} person

I was born twice.

the first time, a medic dragged me from the womb to bring an end to ..., suddenly collapsed, shut our eyes and groping a nurse, I plug the behind ... ...

After the second time I was connate, all of them hiding in the hospital mortuary to cry, premier of his mouth, pumping his son, reprove themselves unconscious, then I should not be ravenous in this affair ... ...

maternal love is large, she does not hold anything opposition me, I was heaved to adult, but he in my face posted a photo skull to relieve the psychological pressure, a mask with me to the age.

I was 11, I was in third grade, the class is the most momentous time of curiosity, have desperately wanted to see what the mask looks afterward me in the end, there is a foreign digit of students labeled Li boldly meantime I pee when I pulled it off the disguise, since then, Lee boldly students undergoing from a strange disease, can not speak, eyes dim, all daytime long doing nothing, facing slaying of a person's skull does not wink, a shut our eyes, it extra than tears ... ...

principals reported the Board of Education, Bureau of Education sent to, for the school's students are transfer, and President can only eat half a bowl of porridge every morning, the teacher's salary has not landed two months ... ...

human see me after the Department of Education, Secretary to resign swiftly quit the sea, shackle reaction, the dissolution of the country's educational creations ... I wade in the avenue, street people, all in Kuangtu more than a team of pigs rushed from back me, I hastened to dress flowers, cilia trophy, and gave me a certificate, written: the savior of pigs.

next Liuma's wife with him blowing namely his face pockmarked too disgusting, indeed ambition to depart!!! occurred to them I went to the window, I saw my wife Liuma , did not speak, out of money to the assurance corporation to protect the insurance Liuma pockmarked, a pock ten thousand ... ...

has feared the United Nations (? Why say they do), Annan can not do everything, requiring plastic surgery coerced me to, yet without success, entire the plastic surgeon to see me once and for all the crying forever, and almost half of the physicians into the cerebral hospital, the omens all the same, nothing will be said, only one: ugly ... ... Need ugly ... ...

Arafat to mail special airplane to pick me up, inquired me to stand in front of the presidential castle, surrounded along the Israeli militia to withstand, I went to stand for a minute, Israeli military withdrawal, Sharon was forced to resign, the Palestinian citizen morale, but to introduce my hero Arafat when the Palestinian National People's lantern could not ascertain the ... ...

a author to find me, tears: my life, the biggest imagine is to have a Nobel Prize for literature, but now the main is too many ... I have a cheat, as long as I can write a book in front of you, I will be conquering!! !

I do not trust, so he told me to be a week,Vibram Five Fingers, up to five million words to write a novel, the ... ...

Nobel today announced that the world can find out whether the words to describe my outward, you can get prize for literature, the results,Vibram Fivefinger, all writers are diverted to buy meat, and Nobel Award disappear ... the State Football Association specially recruited me into the team, would like to take the real out of Asia in the World Cup, the Chinese team did not lose a ball, every game is a score of 12:0, one a pellet, Ayala on the open picnic on the lawn, I am a person in front of goal BBQ, all the additional players, including goalkeeper halo spit on the floor, the judge even a red card Doutaochulai.

lesson, our crew has too been a gradual training of the demon, look by my pictures, then looked at my photos to dine, then activity ... ...

World Cup from a lasting linger in China,Vibram FiveFingers Speed, foreign media comments I was the devil incarnate.

world lying compete start, the colored marathon of players glorified bluster Luankan, I took the stage, said only 3 words have a winner, and permanently maintained title,Vibram FiveFingers, I said : I'm not ugly ... ....

I cry at night, facing the moon, asked softly: I look nice? Falling gently on the moon a pearly thing, I picked up a look, is a small rabbit was 九阴白骨爪 crush ... ...

I call the sky: O God, I do ?????

maximum ugly sky suddenly torrential rain fell above my body, I touched an, even full of vomit ... ...

me away from the earth, came to the ancient palace, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, Who is the world's most ugly, mirror tears, suicide, broken ... ...

days tin not be me, why with me ?????

I clutch a dislike, reduced and finally died, who knows, Yan Wangye under the amnesty, let me return to earth ... ... So I roaming in the earth, nobody another, online play, I would like to talk, so I applied as QQ mathematics,Vibram FiveFingers Sprint, who knows ... ... the system prompt: Because you are horrifying (please forgive me,Women FiveFingers Performa Jane, I is not lofty literature, can merely be interpreted to this point) The Company will not invest mathematics dead to you ... ...

do not understand, this object I can not be sent out ... ...