1, the bowl fell off, a big scar
2, a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull,
GHD IV Salon Straighteners! Horror! ! ! ! !
3, Tiger namely no portly cats, you consider it namely dying it!
4, high school, classroom punishment and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, said: XXX, you go to the wall I stand! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drove, the female companion sitting next to me suddenly asked: . .
students: what to teach in Afghanistan?
I: Chemistry. . .
7, in the cafe, a student suddenly raised their hands, shouted: urine, beverage, especially wine.
9, buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too expensive, 5 dollars pounds for it. Boss: No no.
10, a friend asked me the computer configuration, I said, is the color of the exhibit. (Wanted to say LCD)
11, junior high school kind show, grab response conference.
hostess: players on the answer in the.
host said give me a bowl of viper ~! it casually over the tel 1 said: : Once the bedroom, the students called me mom, I secondhand to say
16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite shouting: This shoe how much a pound? when every issued a badge. . Time to check before, went to the classroom teacher shouted, Get out bra you dress to chala. . The spectators was silent. . .
20, home school on weekends, after dinner smoking made, proposed to plea to go for a hike. Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something:
21, one Education governors observed calisthenics, after the physical pedagogy preceptor ought be declared br>
22, a high school teacher surnamed Jiang, exactly like the Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey monk), I ask him questions, blurted out: , one day I drove on the road tires no gas, and asked where inflatable, colleagues said: rub, was furious: Whisper ah? 27, and once we go to Huangshan, tour just introduced to: hundred ladder is then Liu Xiaoqing's attractions. Suddenly a man in our team blurted out:
28, several female students that come to my house to play, I'll get water, they open the player to see the film, in the back room I hear is Cantonese, and then the next sound I shouted tone Road, Music Road wrong, suddenly mute, I face a rainbow a purple almost fainted ~ ~ ~ ~
29, even high school, after school and even go family with MM, the school door to see a sell roast , MM said eat offal for before barbecue more, even terrified of the foreman to hear, so even shouted: Even mammoth dilemma. . . MM is the maximum mortifying even then asked, .
30, mm call me and my argue, she put the television volume was quite massive, I was tired, it says loudly:
31, students eat breakfast the morning and one of merely bun filling, distinct eating leather. We are a garbage of time that the two of them to go to the mattering to eat the words,
32, say the real object, the car factory go, MM queried me: my calculator to dead,
GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, all die. I said: Then you go back and look up to penetrate the virus, remember to update anti-virus software. MM: Oh. Early next morning,
GHD Deluxe Midnight 2011, the motorcar penetrate likewise MM, even casually asked the sentence: checked yet? How? Then. . . . . . . . . MM said something out loud: crazy at me, check because a long time, is not (plum) poisoning. How do you mention good ah? ? ? At that period the cold ah. . . . Now remember of special note a current
33, I am a student of high educate students apartment called to, whom he said, I say in, and then say thank you
34, before others come to my aunt came to visit,
GHD Straighteners NZ, just the gate. Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She hastened to greet the visitors, said: One time comes to dollars lusty. He say, roar said: use your next light (edge) aligned ~ ~ ~ ~ crash favor laughing and not smiling, that sorrowful ah ....
37, petticoat students and her cousin amuse I dine, I eat supper, I do not understand how to be committed the emulating errors: .
38, units of work in the morning we have a car shuttle, because the car is not,
GHD Midnight Gift Set 2011, once, a mm did not seat on the bus, sitting next to me in a engaged male colleagues to stand up, greeted her warmhearted and said :
39, ahead the pertinacity with online games, Internet cafes often covert annihilating of a mingled daytime, after the end of the semester, and a cluster of buddies back home, the practice is almost to open, and we have not base the site, and sometimes words emergency, said: A mobile call to a charger. But a bed on a socket, plug a bulb to read it can not charge the cause that, A to the charger plugged in B on. B night to hear to melody, see A charger shouted: In campus, a classmate and I argue the publish, sometimes a drawback, so he got up and shrieking in a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid!
42, I have a buddy to go blind, we asked him how he came back, male, say: this girl really rowdy. Noon meal to the point, two individuals into a beef Ramen Museum, the girl on the master cried: Hey, to drag the 2 bowls of ramen master ~ ~ ~ says: you eat it? I pull to eat.
43, a baby ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouting: New ice cream, warming up. (Aunt formerly estimated to sell bread fritters)
44,
GHD Precious Gift Set, roommate fast seethe with peppery water to open it after that fellow perusing leisurely voyage zai did not push, it could not stand up so to talk in : Fifteen seconds afterward added: Thorough boiling water over half a minute, crashed to splash to. . . A thick paperback toward even fly over the head!!! ~
45, 3 high class teacher is to educate us mathematics ... he gave us to reiterate each time - when drawing, painting-ray Timing ~ ~ ~ ~ `said a loud voice, likely students, ah, ah ~ ~ I shot
46. Hengshan on campus time to activity, ascend a mountain half the time, tired of going to see while Xie Hui to the street to purchase souvenirs of the age lady there, prologue up and asked: the MM, said: ! MM can not stand the results, hurrahing, you see I do not want the teacher (touch) Mo him, and he insisted I (feel) Mo ~ ~ ~! ! !
48. one day to the students home for dinner, a drink, her dad suddenly came in and wanted to wail uncle, and the result was bad, said: cold! Big smile to aid the students to necrosis
49. I have a dispute with colleagues, anxious jaws to the sentence ) to you,
51. a ktv, melody, one mm shout: give me one week mow the mallet
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