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2006 seminary entrance essay of 32 words1, notwithstanding numerous suffered castration Sima Qian, but he endured the ache again and another, alternatively the perseverance to write a great

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2, my father adored me like family.

[Comments: You forever afford the litter elected up from your father's? ]

3, the sun closer and closer, like a golden cake.
[Comments: The students ... you are eating breakfast on the wood to test the cutting? Poor ~ ~ MOMO】

4, Premier Zhou's vision is to separate the country's boom, in his heart that only 4 characters: to serve the people!

[Comment: Perhaps your language teacher can tolerate you, yet your math educator ambition not excuse you! ]

5, I absence to have a healthy thighs, a natty brain, ... ...

[comments: the same 4]

6, there is a low self-esteem called self-confidence, there is a fall called over again.

[Comments: The students of a fashionable epoch of Socrates]

7, no self-esteem of the cervix, can not assist self-confident brain.

[Comments: I would like to know how the nape is shrieked ]

8, no background on Ben prospects.

[Comment: At 1st peep do not know what to say, consider cautiously point out problems seems a morsel mean ... but muse that he did not understand exactly what to say ... ... Is it just to verse? ! ]

9, in the eyes why the long side, because it is secondhand to forward-looking.

[comment: the students of your logic is beyond my scope of cause ...]

10, life Like a glass of water, smooth faint; but like a glass of the sugar water, sweet; like a cup of salt water, salty.

[Comment: This ... ... or boiled water it? ! ]

11, nag hoof long slender cilia portly, not father a bandit stole his son; blind blind uncle and aunt had half my life, no one has looked who.

[comment: the students, you are the teacher's son, Guo steel cutting? ]

12, Montesquieu's aristocratic kin, who had been living a comfortable life, but he looked at the sky alterations in cloud, suddenly made a impact decision to history that plunge into the flood to the bourgeois revolution.

[Comment: The elemental notion of the night sky suddenly Meng teacher Taichetaiwu ... ...]

13, life is precious, and love higher; whether it is life and necrosis, which can be actors.

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14, the saying goes: one more fearless, to how much production. Land so that people Yikan? So we should adore high future prospects.

[comment: I dumb ... the students in the end you say? ! ]

15, enter the third year, I lived a days. Although I eat a lot of pig, but I did it extra than than in cattle. At the moment, my vision is ... ...

[Comment: The penniless child ... ... the touch of sympathy for Gao Yubao: you see the tearing! Zhou Papi to you that this is actually quite human spirit! ]

16, my vision is to have the greatest damn of the accustomed. Although Wujiangsimei to comply, but it would merely sit above the roof of damn on 3 hours without re variety of solution to solve the grievances of my center. I jot to you, my hand sweating, is this because I reproach the papers,Asics Mexico 66 Lauta, because it determines my future and prospects. Relying on this fewer than half a meter of the papers and some ink on my twelve annuals of school career determinations, I agree with. Worthwhile attempting to ascertain fault with the scores I.

[comment: the child ... you are not yet ready to go abroad only to test posterior to melodrama? ]


17, God gave us emotions, we chance confused them ########ography and violence.

[Comments: deep! ]

18,Asics Australia, my vision is agreed to a good university, get a good job, so I have the ability after the son admitted to a good university to find a good job.

[Comment: Why do I think that the reporter interviewed the political book of the time of child sheep? ! ]

19, many of my students to be admitted to naval or police academy, at the eyes to do.

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20, Premier Zhou standing kilometer street on the day of lament: vision to millions of people whom explode into tears.

[Comment: kilometer street ...? ! Ah ah ah ah ah die hoax! ! ! ]

21, Tagore said: night gave me a black eye, but I use it to find the light.
[Comment: Do you believe Gu Cheng will be holding one ax navel of the night to come to you? ]

22, Miluo River, Xiang Yu sword in hand in the nab, he hurrahed ... ...

[Comments : he shouted: Qu Yuan, a small kiss how do you quit back so long antecedent I worked apt ah! ! ! ]

23, tippler know: there should be detest, while a long period to do a circular ... ...

[Comment: TO Ouyang Xiu Su Shi: We return cooked cooked, as I told you so you plagiarism! ]

24, lived a pastoral life in the paradise of Tao wrote ;

[Comments: Well ... I admit ... ... In truth, I can vouch that Mr. Lin Bulao surely not the Tao of the neighbors. ]

25, when the piano fell by Yu as ZhongZi when he is looking for mountain flow, piano is his vision.

[Comments: identification of the BL through the text! ]

26, followed by Han Yu, Liu Bang to fight, one day, ... ...

[comment: they identified one of BL via the text! ]

27, Marie Curie invented the fish radium, and her vision to fulfill ... ...

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28, by Sima Qian in the brutal castration, the insults and alleys,Asics Top Seven, because he knows

[comment: so ... how? ! Is it offensive to engage men and boys to find a small baby it? ]

29, Sima Qian subjected to castration, creature forced to persevere the pain of a broken leg, ... ...

[comments: I appeal you! Sima Grandpa You ought no abuse him! ]

30,Asics Mexico 66 Baja, after Sima Qian was implemented Fuxing, regardless of physical decay, wrote the pioneering work >
[comment: outrageous ah! I have been completely silent ... ...]

31, I see Sima Qian subjected to castration and after the great achievements of the great vision, could not aid exclaiming: 三百六十行, very best.

[Comments: hollow smile, is ah! This line can likewise afford a eunuch winner! ]

32, generation of voluntary castration male labeled Sima Qian, for his idea is the excellent vision namely Tang has even now own a history paperback, so he bite the bullet as the Tang completed the

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