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* Someone to work to Shanghai on commerce lost a dollar in the avenue, police said: ! Zhang heard large fear, bartenders engaged tone and I heard that you are not workers material? ! Miss
· a U.S. abortion medic accidentally obtain the afflict, cried Miss: pain! Can not stand! Doctor: must stand by, who told Hello not come to me at all times.
· ramen mart counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. To her, ramen master asked: Do you ambition thick alternatively slender? Girl A: You pluck what I dine anything.
· bookstore salesperson with a straight face: Do not look, here is selling writings is not the library! Customer: What do you opinion, not a little smile. Salesperson: You are to purchase books, or to buy a smile?
· a meteor cross the night sky, I accelerated to agree a wish,PULSERA AZUL CON LOGO XB, wish you can transform more beauteous, knows just finished Xu hope meteor I sincerely difficult is not it? !
· one chance lad donated blood to his girlfriend, behind crashing his blood also asked the boy, the girl severely lost in the boys face the ***: likewise you,PULSERA BLANCA CON MEXICO!
a patient to the doctor complaining of indigestion: I recently very regular, what to eat what pull, pull to eat cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to reinstate natural? Doctors silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up. Yuan
· A study in the field. One day, he base alive expenses have sprint out early, then busy to wire family for help. AT & T is only two words: depletion. A few days, A Yuan received the phone back home: stand up!
· you know thatour friendship, I am filled with a wealth of meaning, when you cry I cry, you laugh when I laugh, when you jump out from a high creating, I would not hesitate to head out : Barber: Oh, for I occasionally do not accidentally tear off the customer's ears.
· group of aliens visiting China market, found the door had a sign that read DE) slide!
· college apartment with a buddy,PULSERA BLANCA CON LOGO XB, one day Hing Fat song, sing Richie's . .
· Gohan and Benxiong drunk, Gohan on Benxiong said: When I told my wife to marry him, kneeling as a full hour, you kneel it? Benxiong elated to say: my wife that I would avoid kneeling, and abundance of opportunities for the hereafter! ...... · binary Laden sent a letter to Bush: qs-IHSIN, Bush did not comprehend, the FBI can not do anything, so it sent 6 British ** love to question is: President to take reversed, with Hanyu Pinyin read!
· a ** walking in the streets, was stopped, say you ugly, you deny that to be beaten: hypocrisy! The next day they were stopped that you ugly, you admit, is playing: not menial! On the third day was repeatedly stopped, afraid to answer was beaten even worse: ugly but also such a drag!
· have a very flat chest girl,Xtreme Balance, she has been afraid of her boyfriend knows it also did not tell him. The premier period they go to mattress, rotate off the lights, carpet drill, the men began to touch, he touched the girl's chest. Then the boy said: Honey, do tummy to nap ah!
· I looked at the sky, addition and you met the day, there are more than three annuals,Equilibrio Xtreme, but we only met double, you still still there. But please do not blame me do not often see you, ah ... ... helpless menagerie too by inches my house it!
· Fang and her boyfribring ... to an end the grove dating, boyfriend dirty voice can be heard singing. Xiaofang: you such a singing, the trees have horrified off other people! Boyfriend: is this effect to be, or how clear the scene!
· If starving country? To copies of Pot Shabu Shabu! If thirsty nation? To the rill approximately! If the money conceived to? Find a cheat cheat! If Modan country? Find bin Laden and thought! If you are supposed to think? To the pen to see!
· raw corner of the Taklimakan Desert, a student admitted to the campus, the villagers blow drums and gongs to celebrate, he was thankful to tears. Just about to thank the old man was deliberately heard a roar: with one fewer human we grab a drink!
· there is a circle and ran over, he kept running 44 laps, I anxiously saw him, he ran so tranquilize, so leisurely. I was solo and quietly count: five, 4, three, two, one! Ring ... ... the class was!
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· unattached Lao Li Wang Q: Why namely the law a man tin merely marry a wife, Lao Li said in earnest: you have a wife and then ambition ascertain, in truth, this decree is apt defend the man.
· a wolf out of edible, listened a woman in the course the children, said: cry call put dart you out to fared the wolf! Wolf said the results of such a night: his mother! Not count this old bitch say ah!
· car on the juvenile man put a ring fart, the female sitting afterward to him fiercely consecutive three it?
· pen feeding is to play melody every time, always hiding in a isolated fertile sows at the self-satisfaction, the landlord to catch it. Sow said seven leave drinking, do you know Journey?
· rabbits that fled from the gray wolf, wolf indignation arrest up, erase the body of hare to play ash taint rabbits dress glasses to read the newspapers, the wolf asked: to see to a hare? Rabbit: Rabbit is a wolf ruined it? Wolf shame: along! So presently hit the papers?
· Drifting partake in the math test, the invigilator staring at the beads on his cervix saw a long time, sneered: Hey! The calculating masked for such, and not anticipate to cheat, come off rapid!
· I look her face with a timid, cute demeanor, can not help the centers of a wag, whispered: More red head lower, I have two hundred melodies, differentiate you 2 hundred dancing.
· natural level. Yingying educator asked: When cherry pick the most applicable ah? Yingying reddened and whispered: while no 1,PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON FRANCIA!
· ongoing disposal of a office, the most needless people quit suddenly Liu was told: In the letter, no signature!
· A: You understand kid of God live it? B: live in the restroom. A: Why? B: Because each morning I heard my dad beating on the door of the lavatory when the forever said: ' God, ah, how do you still inside?