Chinese New Year above obligation has not been home , severe toothache , bad mood , for amusement got Ikunori joke . Na elated almost !
1. hunter hunting , seeing the trees have two birds, arrange a gun , found to be not only the cilia ,
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2. the farmer kill the cock , but arrest naught, then grabbed the hen apt the rooster said: do not let you down while the bachelor ! Cock : you are his mommy thought I was silly , I work into a widow she had . . .
3. restaurant flies fly on the toilet , said: fishy Zhuxiu you chase always daytime ,
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4. Beijing-Kowloon Railway, the farmers onward the avenue watching the car behind a female tourist out of the window for sanitary linens , face stickers , a farmer 's face , the farmers won , said: train namely fast ,
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5. you listened it? Review of Past 500 in interchange for this life merely rub elbows over, 1000 was destined to this life Looking back a laugh for we like friends , last generation did not do anything else,
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6. pigs looking for God requires a man reborn . Emperor asked: farming ? A painful . Said: go ? A weary . Said: the monkey ? A too hard . God asked anything else? A: eat drink can visit a prostitute ! Emperor was shocked: the dog days likewise absence to state cadres !
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