Short jokes smile cramps , Bukanhouhui Oh

1. One night, a undressed man phoned a taxi, the driver stared by him intently, ########## furious and shouted: You have not seen his mama nude ah! Driver likewise furious: I look where you money from his mom! -
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2. masculine and female friends to sleep in a apartment, the woman drew the line: off-line is savage. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like beasts! -
3. Hongtao encounter exotic visitors a day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother or side shows 70 too! -
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: ; -
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5. a woman can not peruse, but like to listen to the radio, listen to weather predictions every day. One day, asked his family to eat:
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6. cliff just a mouse waving paw, jump again and again, to learn to fly, bat watching it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it is father to do not tell it, it is not we real daughter! -
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7. and friends to the top of Taishan sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: Bai! what you cried ah !
1. Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and seraph white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood. -
God: What do you do Whisper it reborn. -
2. A friend for the first time work-study agenda in the park Maibing Gun, sorry crying; this time, where one human suddenly shouted: That friend one, and my heart can be merry, to follow the call: -
3. Ants and elephants get married presently, the elephant died. Ants meantime buried in the elephant, while crying:
4. A chap crush on a girl and beat the gallantry to ask the girl what boys like -

discouraged the boys: -
5. Day, I catch the last train out of respiration while chasing again calling: Master! Master, and so I ah ~ -
suddenly noted passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Wukong. You do not chase -
6. Bio exam day, including a answer is to look at the bird's leg to guess the bird's appoint. Some students really do not understand, offended on the periodical a tear ready to quit the examination room. Invigilator very angry then asked him:
7. Beautiful Mongolian actress After the rendition, met with the mastery came to power, then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, half a day is not incensed, amiable asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly,
8. A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who is that one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door. -
Parrot: Who. -
A: for gas -
Parrot: Who. -
A: for gas -
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home employer the door lay person, the owner marveling, this is the Who -
door: for gas -
9. One on the road to see a cluster of things, squat sniffed, said it might be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, that really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~ -
10. The medic asked the patient how the fractures, A: I muse there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles vibrate, quake ah shake ...... I muse I have a private cordless shock, and then took a stick to me two stick. -
11. A professor teaching in the field: One student fast said: is the index finger 。。。
12. A public toilet, A Jun constipation, do not pull a long hauled out, then another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling does not pull good fun, A-Jun, after hearing, said: Yeah, pull was so happy
13. Some that are exercise bike,GHD Rare Straighteners, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun dread, shouting: Persevering, some that hit pedestrians or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious:
14. beautiful sister, 2 years old. Day, even called her mother, the little guy questioned the telephone. Out of manners, I must look at her saluting. -
colleague's son, 4 years antique. Classic sentence:
15. Road in a car event - a turtle nest cattle trampled. Police are investigating the reason of the event, said Wo Niu: how the turtle buffet you? The lair is hanging plaster uncertain floor beef recollections panic: I do not remember, he was too quick! -
16. Stay in a alone polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored and began pulling their cilia activity, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last an does not drag the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... chilly ah! ,GHD Red Butterfly 2011! ... ... ... ... ... ... -
17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizi, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not feel beautiful 。
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18. A couple of contraceptive failure epigenetic a little boy, the child's life out on the clenched fist, have been smiling. A nurse to break individually his fist. Found inside a pill, and then talk a little boy:
19. Two men go to the mountains to play, who deliberately took a fall off a cliff, peek worried shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~
20. I am also the altitude, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands cross their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades! -
21. Monkey asked the fox, how to depict an elephant up with a melody that ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying:
22. Tiger chasing two brothers, my sibling is not scamper, said: the 。
23. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, immediate noodles, saw BEAN BAG buffet on the meal, came back on the noodles, said: Rest insured, I must fight it out feces. -
24. A popular woman onto the bus, saw a ferocious climate urinal tissue wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed: -
25. Penguin is boring, I think of the Arctic to look in polar bears playing -
walked away, catching many years, is coming, do not suddenly think of home, gas shut -
then returned, walked away, and went for many years, shut the gas off again, and walked away, and went for many years -
eventually came to the polar bear's door, beat on the door: -
- polar bear! Come out to play! -
polar bear: -
- does not play. -
26. Junior high school, a math teacher equation alteration, on the podium sleeves coiled loudly: Students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ... -
27. A decide strabismus, B, C three day trial of the suspects, -
A judge said:
B A:
judge was furious:
C:
28. Aircraft, the crow of the flight attendants said: the pig, said:
29. There are rabbits into a store and asked the boss: you have not carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit afresh Q: Do you have carrots to sell here? Impatient boss said no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the employer had had enough: whether you come behind trouble, I took scissors to hack your ears! -
After a child rabbit again: Do you have scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have carrots to sell here ... ... -
30. Devil seize the Princess -
devil said: You break the throat it is called although, no one will emancipate you! -
Princess: destroyed pharynx, breaking the larynx! -
No: the princess, I'll retention you,GHD Purple Butterfly 2011! -
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to! -
Cao Cao: demon, why you call me? -
devil: Wow, see a specter! -
Ghost: ########! Was base. -
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by: Nonsense, who found me? -
Who: Pishi with me! -
devil: oh, my god! -
God: Who told me? ! -
Who: No one told you, ah! -
no one: How can I! ! ! -
said that the devil got from schizophrenia. -
31. King was asked a princess matrimony, put an apple aboard the princess's pate, who ought have the opportunity apt marry its princess shot. -
premier man shot in the apple, he said:
The second man also shot the apple, he said:
third man accidentally shot the princess, he said:
32. Someone in a mental hospital train, suddenly a neurotic holding a kitchen knife to pursue him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a die end, analytic namely this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you pursue me. -
33. Flight waiter exhorted tourists to wear seat belts -

asked:
A:
34. Create a statue --- a school girl right hand held his left hand holding the book a pigeon. School chairmen to publicly call the name of their students. A time constant stream of replies, one of the loudest voices: Reading top with a bird! -
35. Sun to grass to call -
Sun: Hey, the grass you? I day. -
grass: I grass, Who are you? -
sun: My day ah -
grass: I grass, you in the end Who -
sun: My day ah, you grass it -
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass -
sun: I day, I day ah -
grass: I am the grass. -
sun's mother caught the phone: grass, I am his mother on the grass your mother right? -
36. Male and petticoat friends to work shopping, -
girlfriend: Oh, nice sour feet Oh. -
boyfriend was nervous: how? Is not trod on a lemon? -
37. Bear asked the mini rabbit: Take rabbit backside .-
38. Rabbits to the bakery: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Sorry, no. -
third day of the rabbits a door: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: It was too entangling, or not. -
rabbits skip on the fourth day came: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Great! Today there are 100 small bread ~! -
rabbits: Great! Give me two! -
39. His father took the bus. -
Son: Dad, what time to ah? -
father: stop to go. -
son: When to stop ah? -
father: to stopped. -
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40. There was a man and a tiger were knotted to two trees,GHD IV Pink Straighteners, the Tigers tied the rope under a bougie, rope burns on Get out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat man out, the results say a word, no eat by Tiger -
he said . . -
41. Wolf equitable wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man educated their children: Wolf choking must say: man, men are liars !!!-
42. The girl asked her boyfriend
boyfriend was Chande no direction
43. the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home. -
next daytime the rabbit went to the creek fishing, alternatively catch nobody, go home. -
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed: -
If you ########ing defiance to use carrot for bait,GHD Red Straighteners, I'll die you smooth! -
44. Moujun first airplane, fear, fearful to open eyes, eyes open after quarterutes, see out the skylight, shouting:
sat next said:
45. girlfriend texted me:
after a while, I received:
46. Sanmao to the hair museum to do hair, the hair stylist said: I compiled a tails. Hair stylist accidentally knocked off San Mao, a hair. San Mao wept and said: I carve to a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: Ah you to want me disheveled? -
47. Once there was a jellybean, long walk in the avenue, suddenly said: Oh my feet a good soft -
48. M: Do you like me? -
women: do you think .-
men: love! -
Woman: You suspect again .-
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49. a mental patient in manuscript, the doctor asked:





50. ...... side while ......-
children: he side of undress, while trousers .-
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de ah? or wear ah? -
Title: One -
children: one a left foot injury I had. -
Teacher comments: You are centipede it? -
Title: after another -
children: go, my father's family after another. -
Teacher comments: in the end you have a few dad ah? -
Title: sorry -
children: a trench in front of my home quite sad. -
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad -
Title: and then -
children: my mother short and tall portly and thin. -
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it? -
Title: You see -
children: Do you see what to see! not seen ah? -
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled -
Title: thriving -
children write: thriving Wing confession .-
teacher reviews: Do not watch too much drama! -
Title: savory -
children write: delicious ass .-
teacher :.........-
Title: naive -
children write: Today's actually peppery .-
teacher reviews: You're childish -
Title: Sure ample -
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid water -
teacher reviews: a phrase, can not be separated -
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: efirst and foremost, then take a bath .-
children: Sir, good-bye! -
teacher reviews :.................-
Title: What is -
children: a practice passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover -
Teacher comments: I must die -
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