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An internship in a mental hospital who, 1 day suddenly there is a neurotic pursue to him holding a kitchen knife, he turned around and ran, ran until a die end, he was musing that this is over, the patient said: you sword, the You've emulated me

police commanders entered the cell and the death discipline,GHD Green Styler, while shaking side to the prisoners announced namely directive raincoat,GHD IV Styler, prisoners startled and said: take so much rain to the torture compartment? Police said: You have nothing to complain approximately, I have to Mao Zhaoyu they!

our countryside a woman, marital for a long time are not pregnant, her husband asked the so how have you not ah , moving their faces in the elapse to see the results shade shows the 1st flesh z 5 yuan.

mother and child to slumber every night. Mom: you grow up, marry a wife and mother to nap it? Child A: ah! Mom: That your wife assumed to? Children said: let her nap with the father. After hearing the incited father said: The child grew up foolish!

Monkey: This time ought be to find a rapid direction to study! Goku: fly faster than the nag! Journey: Six God faster! Drifting out of a gun: I listened that someday, human swiftly bring its demise.

women: you can make a child seat? I was pregnant. Male: Sit down! Female: Thank you! M: take the freedom to ask you a few months of pregnancy? F: about 50 minutes now!

was weeping over his daughter to the father, the boss raped and was pregnant. After audition his father vexed, then find the boss. Boss: I'm very sorry, merely things have immediately, if the birth to a son I ambition give you 100 million, if a daughter, to you 50000. Father: If a miscarriage,GHD Blue Styler, merely also give it a opportunity?

tree with two birds, the hunter lay a pistol, base to be not only the hair, are surprising, the other birds down and cursed the hunter: MD, I just stripped her, you give laid here!

saw a small toad frog, and asked her mother: valentine day went. The thinking disguised for such, and not think of deceiving, soon taken down.

Mouse: I love working with bats, afterward the children were alive in the atmosphere, not afraid of your feline. Cat sneer, pointing to the owl tree, said: see not, she was pregnant with my child!

day, elephants and mice in the theater, the elephant sitting in front of mice, rats could not watch approximately shaking their brains, maddening to sit in front of the elephant. Then cornered to the elephant said: like a drawing. Directed at her husband hurrahed to his wife:

age man to his wife before dying confession: I once had a extramarital happening, would you please excuse me! Wife: more big, ah, you can target the sleep! Which one child our house looks like you?

just shriek your cell call, cell call voice hints after the peal, said: Please wait while the other is streaking in the cry. Call repeatedly said: Sorry, you dial the user has streaking out of service zone, please wait dial.

cannibal and his son to hound,GHD Salon Styler, capture a thin his son, his father said: put, no meat! His son and capture a fat male, his dad said: put, too tired! His son and capture a prettiness, his father said: take family at night to eat your mama!

A family fowls tomorrow night, feed the chickens, said: eat quickly, this namely your last repast it! Chicken has transform increasingly lay down the second and left a suicide note: I have eat rats drug, you also do no absence apt dine me,GHD Purple Styler, I do not muddle with

centipede was bitten at a snake, for the proliferation of anti-virus solution to be amputated! Centipede thought: Thanks to my legs more. Doctor comfort: Chuang White House,GHD Kiss Styler! Bin Laden's beard shook chest, black laughed and said: Rejoice, is one such self-confidence!

home crazy refuge. Day, the premier wanted to see how many people convalescence. Let nurses gates aboard the walls of the children. I saw one patient crazy's opposition the walls. Dean was dissatisfied, when suddenly he saw only one patient indifferent. Dean was very happy, engaged ran to ask him: Ah you what to write? Patient: You Shenjing Bing Ah! I have not received how do you know?

cerebral hospital, a patient lying in bed singing, began to sing, to suddenly stand up tummy sing. obligation physician was surprised and asked: .