Reprinted actually dark sitcom ( classes do no lo

Husband: What period is it?
wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is also early, others do not get some sleep!
Husband: I was querying ten o'clock it?
wife: 11 and then the whole bar.
husband: your mother, I ask you a whole is not 10:00.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the entire, your daytime is not to agree me you diseased?
Husband: I'm as usualking, is immediately 10 o'clock the whole Why?
wife: a full integration, the whole now! ! ,GHD Blue Butterfly 2011! ! !

a woman matrimony, the conditions of friends out there are two
1. To Shuai
2. have a car
; computer to help her search results ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess

the woman refuses to accept the results and base the input
1. have a beautiful house
2. have a lot of money
computer to help her search results anew

~~~~~~ banks still do not disappoint this woman to proceed to input conditions
1 to see cool yet also a sense of security

2 results found result is ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ Altman

still not dissatisfied with this woman, but also to input conditions
1. To Shuai
2. have a car
3. have a beautiful house
4. to there are a lot of money to look cool
5
6 and also to have a sense of security
microcomputer to assist her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman playing chess in the bank


funny text messages between husband wife jokes

wife: I've mow that cilia, will become tough to look? Husband: No, ah! Wife: Really? Husband: Yes, ah! Ugly has naught to do with your hair ah. Wife to her husband, said: Empress Dowager Cixi people buried his mouth while the mouth is a huge pearl, a hundred years later with what I have to have face. My husband said: You want to embody meat balls or insect balls?
Wife: Do you memorize in February, you said you and the pharaoh to go fishing as carp this? Husband: Sure. Wife: I just have a carp call and say you have a father







a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door to Listen next door asked: I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: ? Upset and said: gay! foolish B,GHD! I say he took one!!





correcting a pedagogue of English makeup, suddenly furious: Writing
Princess questioned 'yes
1. of course,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, to raise him
2. send him to school
3. to buy him a house
4. to help him marry wife
5.
him the baby or you tin how to do it?
After entire, it is your body's blood flow

v professor asked: putrid radish and productive women have whichever similarities? A superb school students: are insects to reproach. A mere 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because plucking late.






1. son to study good, my mother scolding, scolded, the son looked by with sad father said: Why do you wed her? Father said with melancholy eyes: not for of you!

2. a man to bound, just shouted back to his wife: do not hesitate to jump down wind. standing afterward to the negotiators, said: ; eventually got marital in every possible access the feline harsh attention of rats, mice get portly rapidly, mouse was moved: ; you go a mini fat to understand.

4. friends to go mountain climbing, to the mountain top, pretty mountains and rivers of a female face shouting: the motherland ah ! my mom! a crush on the boys quickly followed at her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!

5. Father: You are so big, that to detect a wife. Son: Yes,GHD Purple Straighteners, but a big multitude, I turn to the wife do?
6. There namely a God who has a pig. He did not ambition, and fair absence apt get rid of pigs, pigs back to the outdoor ,GHD Green Straighteners! Once he sent far away piglet, and after his wife shrieked and said he: Pig back? Wife: behind! He said: piglet called to elect me up, I lost.

Have a outrageous, I do not know where to get a gun, he was walking in a small black narrow. Suddenly encountered a youth man, then do not say crazy 2 its security on the ground with guns to his head! Asked: 1 +1 = a few? Frightened juvenile man! Thought for a long time. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy prologue shot him without hesitation! Then pull the gun in his arms ~ chilly said something: You know too many
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