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1 thing that amazes me about people will be the will need to impress other men and women. I don’t know if it’s a sense of insecurity or personal inadequacy, but some people feel compelled to trumpet certain accessories. I feel that such can be very annoying, so forgive me while I do just that. Ahem… (insert dramatic music here) I got BPC! What is that? Quite simply, it is a BENEFITS PLATINUM CARD heretofore referred to as a BPC. (Watch me do my happy dance.) BPC is my nickname for the benefits card I received from Microsoft. It is not made of platinum nor colored that way, actually it is a piece of thin white plastic. What makes my BPC so cool? Not only do I have great medical, dental and a laundry list of other benefits that I do NOT pay for; I also get the added bonus of shocked faces when I present my credentials. Let me give you an example, recently I visited a doctor’s office for a physical. When it was time to pay, I show them my BPC and they say, "Wow! You pay nothing, not even a co-pay." I visit the dentist office for a checkup and when its time to pay, I flash my BPC and they say, "Wow! You pay nothing, not even a co-pay." I go to the pharmacy to pick up some meds and well, you get the picture. I have to tell you that after taking advantage of the benefits Microsoft provides (FOR FREE!) and seeing so several surprise faces, I began to wonder how lots of other ways I can apply my BPC. I mean, who doesn’t want to be seen as a big shot? So, I got a fresh haircut,Office 2010 Professional Plus, a new outfit and took my BPC with me for a night on the town. Meeting friends at a local coffee shop,Windows 7 64 Bit, I picked up the tab and attempted to pay for it with my BPC. Unfortunately,Microsoft Office 2010 Home And Student, the coffee shop was not accepting that as payment. However, there was a couple behind me who were curious enough about it to ask questions and it was a great opportunity to evangelize Microsoft. After coffee,Office 2010 Serial, a quick jaunt to Andretti’s to play video games, climb rocks and compete with 1 another on souped-up go-carts. At the time of payment,Windows 7 Activation Key, you guessed it; I flashed my BPC yet again. The woman at the register was not impressed. I told here about the wonders of my BPC and how it pays for everything, but she did not buy it. Oh well, at least my buddies had a laugh. Finally, it was time to see the movie "The Fantastic Four " and gorge on popcorn and smuggled M&M’s (with peanuts). Despite the haggling of my peers, I show my BPC to the teenager behind the glass window. This time my BPC was run through a credit card slider and it did not work. I explained to the cashier that like The Fantastic Four, my BPC operated like a superhero by saving the day in times of distress. After all, if I had to pay for all the benefits I (and my family) have been using, my wallet would be in have to have of some serious rescuing. The end result? I had to pay the cashier with cash. So to recap, the Benefits Platinum Card is GREAT for medical and related concerns, but not so good when going to the movies, drinking coffee or playing video games. Be that as it could possibly, I love my BPC. If you do not have one, I highly recommend it. Jim