90, you think that the sour feeling jealous? No, the acid is not the right feeling jealous.
89, the pain comes, do not always ask: \
88, There are two tragedies in life: one is not wanted, the other is getting it does not want.
86, the same bottle of beverage, convenience stores sell 3 million, five-star restaurant selling 60 yuan, a lot of time, a person's value depends on location.
85, when each person is born in \
84, when most people are concerned about your fly Gaobu Gao, only a few people who care about you too tired to fly, it is friendship.
83, like a person is very happy together; love someone, that is, if not happy, and I think together.
82, last straw on the back no longer forbear.
81, always a gap between ideal and reality, and fortunately there are gaps, or, who rare vision?
80, not the end of each \
79, life is like a cup of tea, will not suffer a lifetime, but always hard for a while.
78, God made you forget, fortunately, it can choose our friends left the room for you.
77, friend is to see through you, and still like you.
76, anyone can become vicious,
nike air force one, as long as you tried envy.
75, Love is like sand in the hand grip, the more tight grip, the faster the loss.
74, let the future come to past in the past.
73, a beautiful treat, only available for others, but not necessarily for the well-being.
72, People, Huode Lei, because the shelf does not fit, do not tear open face, untied plot.
71, nonsense is the relationship of the first sentence.
70, Taiwan, your 60th birthday mom! Calling you home for dinner!
69, the men travel on the outside, suddenly go home early, at the door, heard the sound of snoring men, the men walk away, sent a message to his wife: divorce it! His former wife divorced three years later said to him: When is the Rising of the little lion!
68, if the commander can eat, then I can make 1.3 billion people handsome enough.
67, paid a fat girlfriend, less than a week to blow out, a friend asked why, fat, said: \
66, the worst job? Is doing something he did not like. Even worse than what is worst? But also for life!
65, to see beautiful women in the street, looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
64, if there is no habitat for the heart, where are the homeless.
63, the greatest tragedy in life is not so much what you get or lose, but you do not know what you want.
62, if you see the shadow in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you.
61, that people do not always take your identity to me about the story that 2B society! Baidu loud noise and then search for your Niubi not you? You then tough you choked up in urine?
60, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - the last he killed the all students.
59, I am a white-collar workers: Today I got paid, to pay the rent utilities, to buy the oil rice noodles, touch the pocket, feeling heard, the monthly wage and white-collar workers the ...
58 , as a monster, my desire is to eliminate at least one Altman.
57, R & B with hip-hop's spirit came to life like the erhu.
56,
he said: I just put her to bed by, did nothing. -
He said: What I've done, but did not press her to bed.
55, no health insurance and life insurance people, after dark, not courageous ... ...
54, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? !
53, you have to figure out the script of his life - not your parents sequel to the prequel is not your children, but not outside the articles of your friends.
52, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be buried corpses on the streets is better than violence.
51, you want a discount? Gave my name, to ensure that fractures play you!
50, for the old likes to say how and how the people before we boss said: \playing mahjong, she said: \!
48, - a friend of temporary workers in the departments and units, asked her to write anti-corruption unit of the material, she remembered those who have money have the right to colleagues, pick up a pen to write: \they are corrupt, I clean. \-
46, Pitt students to drink tea to lose weight, not the wind of about chest ~ -
45, to work that day ... ... -
the most painful thingdid not live to work, fast work, and to live,
Air Force 1 Classic Low! \Is \... -
her: Boss, this much money on clothes? -
Boss: 168, do not bargain. -
Her: 15, sale? -
Boss: Well, you forget to sell. -
43,
air force 1, Li Quotations: brother smoked tobacco, spits out a lonely, do not fantasize about big brother is only a legend ... ... Chun pure men, Jagged real man, good brother of the people, father, good son,
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42, a shepherd all his life in the emergency; Taurus, Lifetime keep; Gemini, Lifetime wandering; Cancer, Lifetime, etc.; lions, Lifetime control; virgin a lifetime in preparation; scales, life in balance; Scorpio, Lifetime suspicion; shooter all his life in the play; Capricorn, a lifetime in struggle; water bottle, life in a dream; Pisces, do not know life doing. -
41, is not really fat to lose weight. -
40, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny. -
39, Kuteng faint crow trees, small bridges people, Road westerly Shouma sunset, the old man in the \-
38, is the difference between lies and vows: one is to listen to the people seriously, and one is that the people who take it seriously. -
37, MM is pretty eye clouds over,
nike air force one 25th, the eternal warmth of the right hand only that ... ... -
36, you let me roll? I rolled. You let me come back? I'm sorry, too far gone. -
35, you are more forgetful slut really ah ~ -
34, Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside. -
33, being flexible about when the itch is, unfortunately, but scratch the itch is not, and even more unfortunately, both soul and body a long time feel the itch that just around the corner. -
32, days did not drop any on me, I'm still bitter mind, work my muscles. -
31, who perform my hand, grabbing my Half a mania; who, kiss me the eye, hide me Half a displacement. -
30, People look for her thousands of Baidu, when I look back, that person is still dismissive to me. -
29, read a book ten years, think of it in kindergarten with better mixing. -
28, short stories I love your mother's upper half of the broadcast here today, tomorrow, at the same time continue to enjoy, I love the bottom half of your mother ... ... -
27, subway ads: crowded? Buy a car now! Taxi ads: block it? Subway ride it! -
26, thank you, thank you Grandpa, thank you and your family, thank you for eighth generation of ancestors. (You've seen so thankful for?) -
25, the data show that in 2008 Chinese men accounted for 52% of the total population, women account for 43% .... -
24, was dreaming about eating pasta, morning and woke to find shoelaces gone! -
23, Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless. -
22, there is life, or there is hope. -
21, even if the earth does not turn up, we still have to center around the Party Central Committee with Hu to turn. -
20, also blasted the head off a lightning hair comb. -
19, first to find the cause of problems, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation. -
18, girl, have the strength to eat a proper diet ah! -
17, I allow you into my world, but will never allow you in my world and go. -
16, even if I was a toad, I determined not to marry his mother toad. -
15, the boy was raised poor, or do not know the struggle; girl rich with support, or some natural flowers on the abducted people. -
14,5 year-old daughter to help her father to do something. Dad: \niu your home looks can be really nice ah ... ... \-
12, life is not dress rehearsal, live every day, only low ratings, but wages are not high. -
11, the future is bright, the road is not. -
10, I make money is to eat food that is not it? Everyone wants to earn money to eat a meal also earn a P. (Even my colleagues say) -
9, your father and mother with that 10 minutes to walk more than good! -
8, no return love love at home, anti- Anti-thief security Brother ~ -
7, big brother ... I swear ... I'm pumping light of the ... -
6, there is a mother one day ... the car ride Grandma does not know the way to the middle of a mother with a stick to hit the driver ... ass wrote: Which? Driver said: This is my P stock ... -
5, dead pig is not afraid to work is to carry forward the spirit of open water hot! -
4, so you later, to blame not the person I turn my face! -
3, do you have any unhappy things? Say it to make us happy. -
2, I sat in a one hundred million million years of stone,
air force ones, made an afternoon spent ... -
1, I think the question to the left brain is the flour, the right brain is water. -
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