The marrow of the joke

1. and a boyfriend to talk,Puma Future Cat Low, said the ascend of saliva scattered, splashed on his face. Then he obliterated his hand instinctively. I have
tiny embarrassed, but pretending to be maddening accidentally shift the emphasis: (2) ahead therapeutic school that wants to do the stool test products, then everybody is going to send a mini bit and then it ~
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alumni - have bags and boxes with Chow Tai Fook filled.
then halfway - a motorcycle was taken away. . . . . .

3. a petticoat friend, primarily a small chest, where daily we Mai Tai, she 1 daytime she had had enough, so they rushed us cried: , how to land it! Sand in the process is by inches the high platform of the lifeguard (commander) on the horns shouted: Please memorandum namely parents with children, watch themselves and their children, particularly with their children and with somebody else's wife ,New Puma Shoes, please do not put their children aside, I can penetrate it!

5. saying,

I have a female colleague,
named Li Rui,
have a masculine colleague,
label is Li Ruisheng. ..

6. the winter time with the students to eat hot pot, eating out of my first, so the gang behind the students, I off-road vehicles according to a dark glass teeth,Women Puma Ferrair Drift Cat, and then rub lips balm ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When ended with the mop your hair, roll down the window, the gang in the car to see me, a slugger's face from the elapse that I super- : juvenile girl, according to the end anyhow? we drove up!

7. equitable by campus, because we are chaotic places where so few friends on a apartment on to the market buy a sword, on the dorm Ye Hao self-defense, buying time to go behind passing a bank, folk are arresting up on go namely to carry one armored car money boxes, we do not let folk surprising guards misunderstanding, Let a man had a knife secluded inside the raiment, the outcome of the guards went to the gun while the lad next to a nervous sword really off the floor, while the clatter, the term civilization, at present forget the guards look at our eyes, and by far The 1st date was a pistol. Then we knives but do not dare elect on quietly away. . .

8. high school physics pedagogue in the class almost friction power: We are off when winter sweater. Cha Cha sweater will ring. There is lightning. But not this summer. Why?
behind the boys: Because summer do not wear sweaters.

9. There are times my friend was drunk, along to terms of civilization, said he was in the restroom, phone-like right hand, left hand according to the mirror, and mirrors in the for said: eat good? recent jail control is firm it? because the early out ah ...

10. parents are not family tonight, I had to cook fried dish, gush the fuel pan after, I listened the bedroom phone rang, back to the bedroom holding a cell phone, talking on the phone Wangchu Fang to go to the kitchen opened to see oil everywhere, splashing oil slick, I pushed the jug to dart a mobile phone the. . . . . .





11. Hangzhou, some public transportation here is relatively high, so are the costumes of the glass, says: emergency crack glass.
these days the temperature rose, the car is also more heat, extra people have cars. The most depressing is that no German who does not know the guy in the car put a silent gigantic smelly fart. . . Later, it was crack the glass. . .

12. One night, my parents came back to play mahjong, they entered the house when I woke up, but still very disturbed.
suddenly my feet cramp (estimated long tall), and then jumped up from the mattress. Awareness was very ambiguous, just
take 2 steps, the cramps feel quelled.
result I took two steps, that does not survive, the splash would kneel in front of my dad, my dad scared the daylights.
knees did not feel cramps after emotion, and then quietly stood up against over the body back to the chamber and went to sleep.
whole process is not a word, my father was estimated to have been petrified.

13.2009 on July 22, I see a man on a BBS, said: br> 14. a last look at the CCTV program, what name do not memorize, to remember at the beginning is a journalist at the station asked people: not, then ask a planter .....
Reporter: >

15. I fulfil in school plays. In the debut of my one-man show, I placarded several girls changing clothes in the background - so I ** high up. That scene is Me wearing a few pieces of napkin. Ever since, all the crowd have seen: Christ was crucified when shamefully hard.




16. punch on the bus are generally , and drove the car,Puma Board Shoes, but no money, cars came, restless ..
themselves below natural car aboard the same line up according with others,Puma Lazy Insect, apt punch the time .. she was the school's student ID apt obtain the machine
shaking a bit on his mouth .. to the one in Mandarin,Puma Fluxion II, slow start-up .... no one ambitions to say .....

17. junior high school homeroom teacher like picking your nose. a learn hall, the teacher came to see us have a good homework, visited a lap sitting next to me after became interested in act the job, when stretched out to see him do the first problem, when not forgetting hand excavate a good neb. just hear to booger actually fell into the neighbor's job on this! teacher should be quite ashamed when I do not know what to say standing there, then thunder object happened: I saw my neighbor looked up slowly , watching the teacher said something: Xiezhu Long Well!

18. examination on computer, the first in the pro forma districts, through a large glass gate into the test zone. After I finished, touch the gate a long time, is not touch the glass, next to the teacher kindly cautioned me: raucous singing rock and coil in the dorm: >
20. co-ed bathhouse with a wade, it is often a stuff of hetero######ual students to meet, quite entangling. Day, I walked to the front of a school girl Qiayu Luk Luk was out of fashion, I avoid welcoming reads:





21. and even have a pair friends in the canteen. We sat there waiting for the waitress to give us the meal. Over the side to a beggar was a couple of friends walked behind the bowl gently touched his imagination his money. And even chat with friends is even thought it was the rise of attendant your rice, and not the jobs back to the hands of beggars took over Wang Qianmian a place. We were all shocked to tears, where the beggar is (consider of the killing he was likewise deprived of job opportunities )~~~


22. I have a buddy at the University of child In the circumstance of a university loveliness, love ahead of sight, the day the anxious. Day at noon he and I go out to supper, that beauty is passing from the side, I quickly took my man child emulated in the post, see that beauty into the side of the hall, so we sat inside. I informed my buddy: :