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Reprinted from 369663248 at 18:24 on May 30, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary 1 Examiner: What qualifications?
candidates: not completed primary school.
examiner: a fight it?
candidates: routine.
examiner: a criminal record it?
candidates: just out.
Examiner: physical it?
Candidates: You can, kick to kick over a small tricycle hawkers.
Examiner: Ganna people thing?
candidates: This is my strength, just like the same things take their own.
Examiner: old man daring to fight it?
candidates: side dishes, Andie is so I crippled the.
Examiner: you passed the exam, we chased need is people like you!
Examiner: ask how to do an accident?
candidates: say that they are temporary.
Examiner: Tonight at work
2, the day on a bus, due to overcrowding and a woman collided.
fashionable woman back to Fei Yan said: \
women feel angry and replied: \
bus driver to stop, lying on the steering wheel on the laugh!
two:
super-crowded bus, one woman at the door.
push behind the car over a GG to get off with that woman, said the sentence: \
the woman did not move.
GG step when squeezed past her. Results
amazing woman, and keeping it up: \
GG had not spoken, when the bear can not get off, and back to the woman, said: \A said: \
Later, a small MM should get off, squeeze, said sheepishly: \
the woman did not speak, but the rains from the edge of the sentence: \
3, Master said; brick fight call, do not mess almost Wilson! According to head peace! Almost die and then peace!
Buddha; nonsense! I am Buddhist Compassion! Yi is not much peace! Almost died of a brick! ! !
4, Monday, I'm on the train, in addition to the 1 dollar car with nothing. Terminal from the starting point to sit down, feel all the way to peace. However, get off at the terminal, we found a piece of paper pants and more: \1 cents. To the terminal and found that paying the money in the wallet was stuffed piece of paper: \100 counterfeit. To the terminal and found the money still in your wallet was stuffed piece of paper: \the envelopes, which installed the strait personnel reported overdue stack. To the terminal and found the envelope also took out a newspaper and saw the newspaper the Straits was replaced with the latest personnel reported that take-a note: \! - \To the terminal, the phone is still, more than a note: \To the terminal and found the gun was gone, it begins to be stuffed in a note: \The results do not squeeze too many people up. Awaiting the next bus,
puma racing shoes, I touched the bag and found more than 20 quick money, as well as a note: \You want to go play cars go, we ask you to stop the whole \. My friend can not stand, do not know who, no way. precisely, the conductor is being asked: \\\\United - the top bird-study with!
9, learn the situation by throwing in a bike especially serious, no new car blink, but sometimes luck, missing the bike will come up every few days. day, with small dorm bought a quiet variable speed new car, she telling everyone to show off, said: \\
not a few days, the thief is really the car to also come back, very happy little quiet, but she worried that car was once again \real prison, returned to the thief posted a note: Look how you \how to ride!
10, there were three little tadpoles, they went to a restaurant ... so for a while, on the first dish is fried frog ... ..
three tadpoles spontaneously began to sing: I do not want I do not want to grow up ...
11, one day, caught Cao Cao Liu Bei,
puma 2010, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei. Cao Cao three of them said to each of you, like fruits and fruit trees in the election out. After a child, Apple had brought out Zhang Fei, Cao Cao said, if they can bring their own fruit into the bottom inside, to release them, Zhang Fei tried for a while, failed, he killed. and after a while children, Guan Yu took out three grapes, Cao Cao also said the same thing, Guan Yu began to plug ... stuffed into third satellite, the Guan Yu Puchi sudden smile, the results of the folder rotten grapes,
puma outlet store, but also killed. down Hell, the Yama asked Guan Yu: \No smile, no dead, \Days jealous of great beauty,
shoes puma! I stuffed third satellite, I suddenly saw the brother holding a durian Liu out ...\piles of food, then sat down next to me. sit down, the girl began to Mengchi buried, as if hungry for several days, the way the boys one by one to nibbling French fries, as if there is something on his mind.
Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, move forward together a compact, very seriously asked: \\\\\looked at with a poor boy and whispered: \\also have to chase the chase .... doom !!!!
13, go to school has always been restless, big moment for the first time on the self, even depressed sitting in the classroom, then went to the aisle to smoke.
just point the smoke did not for a while, come to a PL girls, Gua Ren asked, \\a class ah? how, do you depressed?
She said: ah, our class ran out of a new study hall, I come to find him.
even smiled, it seems there could not sit still , you find him Gansha, you're not his mother!
MM: No way, ah, I was his teacher!
even when they covered ...
a minute later, Biechu words: teacher , you look really young ...
14 is a glass factory worker father, has the habit of wearing work gloves.
day Xiaye Ban, who take a taxi home. When the car through a suburb of a wood , a cool breeze hit. Dad feel a bit cold to wear gloves from his pocket, the driver saw the rearview mirror, carefully asked: \\a business trip into a local private hotel.
first night dinner, middle-aged to see the edge of a few stains Caidie, very assured.
He asked the landlord: \Yeah not clean. \\br> farewell, when the middle-aged taken the door to catch the dog reluctantly, tightly wrapped him not to leave.
hotel owner saw it, stepped forward and patted the dog's head,
puma speed cat, light Light said: \\stripped the clothes, you put her down to play...
17 hotels keep a parrot hanging in the door, a guest to say: \What do you look into the response. the day he was \, delivery nurses were very surprised, surrounded observed little fist clenched, break apart and found that an abortion drug, just listen to children, said: He * it! want to kill me? not so easy!!
19 end of the performance, Mongolian leaders came to power a beautiful actress pulled the hand greetings do not let go, kept on asking name? actress, said excitedly: Malegebi
20 points higher, to see a further; water clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base! go its own way to let others take a taxi go. wearing someone else's shoes, so go find someone else.
21 What are you upset? was beaten three-one people, and group of people to hug Ma, wallet stolen people, who slipped with his wife, the family got left porridge has a rancid smell,
puma shoes, the eyeball over the pages of the draw, go to the hospital the ambulance also lost the valley!
22 moon cake fell in love with bread, in their pursuit, bread unwilling to do. moon cake sorry: (Kong cavity) This is for what? bread: my wife has said that you, your stomach is Huahuachangzai.
23 day fly hen the roof, the main popular and said angrily, \\\I can meet each of you three wishes! \\\\\gods also meet him, gave him beauty. French Last said: \\\You come back their Dunong. \brother, not his magic strength, we can only meet each of you two wishes. \\Ah you go. \However, you can endure before the board has a desire to achieve. \He said: \\a mattress. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose, Paipaipigu, all right; and Zhang a foul mouth on his ability to imitate and re-creation capabilities boasting about it, and would like to sit while watching the Chinese people show. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: \
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