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husband: your mother, I ask you a whole is not 10:00.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the whole, your day is not to engage me you indisposed?
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the woman refuses to accept the results and found the input
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1 input conditions continue much longer cool
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results found result is ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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1. To Shuai
2. have a car
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