A fossilized frog from the Czech Republic, possibly Palaeobatrachus gigas
Ladies,
Diesel Jeans Sale, Read Only The First Part Men, The Rest
serious tips: a woman, read the first chapter; man, read!
Woman was out golfing one day while she hit the pellet into the bush. She went into the woods to look for it and base a frog in a pitfall. The frog mentioned to her, this trap, I will allow you 3 wishes. She put the ball into the bush, on the go find, and base a frog trapped in the trap. Frog said to her,
Diesel Skinny Jeans, to advert that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten! Frog said, >
The woman said, man in the world, one Adonis to whom women ambition flock. . Frog advised her, woman, so his eyes would be attracted to me.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, The woman said, Frog said,
The frog then asked almost her third hope, and she replied,
Diesel Mens Jeans, inferior center onset. Mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke as you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
female readers please note: For you, this joke on the end of this . Stop here and continue sensibility agreeable right.
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The male had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
this man than his wife had a minor heart attack ten times.
Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that course and just enjoy the show.
moral of this story: Women all meditation they are quite smart. Allow them to continue to do that,
Diesel Straight Jeans, and let them enjoy it.
PS: If you are a female and are still perusing this; it only goes apt show namely women never hear,
Diesel Slim Jeans!
Also, whether you are a woman,
Diesel Womens Jeans, merely too read these words; it only shows that a woman never listen to advise.