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2125552 2009 年 11 月 19 日 13:28 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: grass nets Abstract
1, a franchise on instinct
women marriage service the new shop opened in the city center,
belstaff jacket, directly into the selection of women - a favorite for spouse. In front of the store, set the side of the sign: - individual can only go shopping - time! Store a total of six floors, with a high degree of rise, the higher the quality of men, but please note that customers in any one floor choose - or choose a husband upstairs, but you can not go back shopped in the floor ... ...
- to the store looking for a woman - a husband. On the first floor reads: These men have jobs. A woman without even looking up on the second floor, second floor reads: men have a job here and loves children. Woman on the third floor, third floor read: men have a job here and loves kids, but also very handsome. Wow! She sighed, but still force myself to climb. Fourth floor: the men here have a job and love children. Suffocating handsome, but also to help with the housework. Wow! Give me a break! Cried a woman, I am almost untenable! Then she still climbed the fifth floor. Fifth floor: the men have jobs here, and loves children,
belstaff sale, suffocating handsome, but also help to do housework, but also have a strong romantic feelings. Women just want to stay in this floor, but still full of expectation to hold the highest level. Appeared in the sixth floor, a giant electronic bulletin board, which said: You are on this floor the first 123 456 789 visitors, there are no men here, the existence of this floor just to prove how a woman can not please. Thank you for coming ... ...
Soon, men, marriage service, a franchise store opened across the street, with the former mode of operation - norms - like. Pretty woman in the first layer. The second layer of pretty women and money ... ... the results of the second floor above the floor of the third layer to the six men never go through ... ...
Interpretation: a woman's instinct is fantasy. Man's instinct is reality. This is why good women left men never left more than good reason why the marriage of the Rouge of the North is more than reason to blame the men. Its empty-handed or right to seize the existing strengths, and love the advantages of living.
2, on the trust
- a woman there - did not come home late the next day told her husband that their sleep in - a female friend, her husband called her best friend 1O, no - of Friends know this.
- a man there - did not go home to sleep late, next day he told his wife that he slept in - a brother there, she called his wife's 10 best friends, 8 brothers identified her husband sleep in their homes ... ... and two, said: \whether they are there. Predictably, once again proved the point of view,
belstaff coat! Even more outrageous is that there is a man even said he was drunk at his house, is asleep, and asked his wife not to call him up to answer the phone?
in hung up the phone after the phone was immediately called his buddy on the phone, without waiting for a turn to speak he cried out: Where is it? Go home, your wife looking for you, I say you got drunk at my house back before ... ... ... ... Do not forget to drink When finished, he looked at his wife silent ... ...
Interpretation: We have all heard the story of the wolf is coming. Do not know every day crying wolf. When we repeatedly ask for the trust. Do not forget to trust the other side is a clear conscience.
3,
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boys pick up the money with the ATM card: the car parked next to the ATM, insert your ATM card, according to a password, take money, take the card and receipt.
girls pick up the money using an ATM card: the car stopped at the ATM next to complement your makeup with a mirror, turn off the engine, put the key purse, get off. Search through bags looking for an ATM card, insert the ATM card, a search of bags goes to find the password written on gum foil, press enter password, read the instructions on the screen, spend two minutes. Press the Cancel button, re-enter the correct password, check account balance, read one on-screen instructions, choose to withdraw cash. Into the car, make your makeup with a mirror, a search of bags for the key, start the engine, opened the 5 meters to stop. Reversing back to ATM, make up with makeup mirror, get off, take the money, ATM card and receipt, the car, make your makeup with a mirror,
belstaff uk, a search of bags for a place to put your ATM card. For reverse gear, gear, drive a car. After ten kilometers away, let go of the handbrake.
Interpretation: After reading this article, and finally understand why God wanted to create in the manufacture of men after a woman, because the two completely irreplaceable. So do not ask a man as careful and considerate it as a woman, like do not ask a woman like a man altogether decisive.
4, the time for a change
love, the man holding a woman to sleep. The woman said: I hold you too tight, I'm almost choked. Man said with a smile: hold you like, or I can not sleep. When they become husband and wife after the woman complained one day: you did not sleep at night,
belstaff online, hold me, and I - What is the difference personal sleep? The man said: hold together, we all sleep well, do not you think?
One day, a man suddenly picked up the woman in the busy city, a long long way to go. Woman laughed and said: You crazy? Driving me down, people see the bad. The man said: What are they afraid? I like to hold you. Years later, women to men in the busy city like a baby: hold me! Man said: You crazy?
One day, a woman with a man, said: hold me! Men obediently bend over the woman to bed. Some years later, a woman with a man, said: hold me to bed! Men snappily said: your feet off it?
day, the men promise to the woman: even if you will become - a big fat woman, I would hold you every day; you become an old woman, and I continue to hold you. A few years later, a woman fat, old, and want the men to hold. Men snappily said: You want to run over me?
read: hard to believe, the day after holding a number of years you do not hold you, was actually the same - a man.
5, on the demand
0-5 years old: Women → Mother / M → mother.
6-10 years old: Women → not hate the boys can be a / M → girls can be with me bully boys
11-15 years: six or seven fifteen-year-old female → Big Brother / M → football, basketball, tennis, table tennis ... ...
16-20 years of age: Seventeen-year-old girl → We all praised the \a woman on it!
21-25 years: F → 25-29 year-old man, have a career, taste, talent ... ... / M → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman
26-30 years: → still insist on women older than their men / men → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman
30-40 years: a good fit female → soul man / men → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman
40-50 years: female → men / men → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman
50-60 years: women can → with her remaining years of man / men → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman
70-80 years: five or six-year-old girl when → find one, do not take care of / M → 20 ~ 24 years old beautiful and tall woman
80-90 years: female → died later than their men / men → Although I have presbyopia, not clear ... ... but I still hope 20 to 24 years old ... ...
Summary: After 20 years of age from a man playing on a very specific demand for women!
Interpretation: a woman, age 25, enjoy love. 25 years old to bid farewell to the dream of love it, its the dream lies in the man who better to dream of their faith in himself, anyway, men from 20 years of age have no hope.