Slip of the tongue ( laughs )

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2. listen to the students, said,
a girl in a dorm to buy their sanitary napkins,
said to his boss: a parcel of sanitary napkins.
employer really Q: Sam Sun's or spicy? Then the students
Somewhat taken aback, said: Sam Sun, and I terror I tin not stand spicy. . .

3. I have a student has a computer in the examination reiterate **, one day playing football, the other students to the base line of the pellet, only heard him shouting: Enter! Enter! (Biography)

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5. In seminary, a teacher speeches, talked about a fashionable type of substance, said:

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11. in the snack line, listened next to a boy, said: soup.

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day, consist in ..., and he was. What others kicked, shouted: vacatiin due time to work out
in a cafeteria looking for a bar and for the students work
or the baby, but for the first time have been working so very nervous
director or need to inquire to work, and want to said that staff would query alternatively need a mini extra subtle results
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