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1. Female students birthday, we discuss four of a zero-fat \Result, they did not send.
2. students go to the bathroom between classes, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help ... ... It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so and so in the toilet, allows you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086
3. Morning to see the first floor of a comment
: Some cool people have come and listen to 5, how to say?
on the second floor: 5th floor, I think it very reasonable.
F: 5 F, the voice of the people out
floor: 5th floor, very well said indeed!
fifth floor: Upstairs are SB
4. dormitory on the 6th floor, climb and found the key did not take down the stairs and asked the aunt to take, and then climb up to the door, go also key, and then climbed in to find door closed, next to a classmate after, asked, \But after 50 years of \
6. night girlfriend said I am too your mother, I too happy, just like she got into a fight, wanted to become a man that it finally began to cry uncontrollably.
7. a buddy courage QQ, MM affectionate to tell the truth, while MM replies: I am her mother, I have come to steal food.
8. morning, the company nothing to look at home page, see the above linked to the recruitment of new content to the point a bit boring, dismay, found their positions impressively ... ...
9. the north wind that blew the students to see on the combination of a mother and daughter, the girl is really good, after a fierce ideological struggle, the north all the way to track their students to the parking lot, and finally shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter fainted ~
the north, girls face flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded: \drove off.
10. bedroom has a big brother one day, said the wma Who, in a lot of my MP3 songs are sung by him.
11. the classroom teacher by name: \... .... \
12. That day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother!
13. want to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me), and then asked him to begin his refusal to admit that I never thought in my tight schedule, the even I began to admit holding.
14. Yichang users of the original posted:
husband and I have a quarrel heck, while her husband was sleeping when I squatted over his head for his fart smell good vent , mended too hard and pulled directly into a pile of feces on his face.
15. men travel on the outside, suddenly home, at the door, heard the sound of snoring men, the men walk away, sent a message to his wife: divorce.
Three years later his wife, and he said: When is the Rising of the little lion!
16. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, \The fall in large font in the middle of the road position .. I was thinking: No,
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results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...
17. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because Quarters in the morning when the moment calls open red).
old took a break and he posted on the computer.
18. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching Mike. Jackson, mtv, the father was surprised to find standing in the rear, the look of thoughtful expression. \One night she was very upset, that gay is very considerate to her under a bowl. She suddenly felt very warm, he said: \\\\was found, weighs. and saw that the boys shouting \. faint and drink urine to a restaurant bathroom and saw the word written on the wall, leaned in for a look that says: \\comfort to: six months passed quickly, be strong,
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24. ruffian on the eve of receiving text messages his girlfriend, \and then a: You receive this message, you it wants.
25. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, the wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, my husband asked his wife to have : in the toilet doing? seems kinda vent? wife said: toilet brush! husband can ask *** vent the toilet brush? wife said: do not know, anyway, are you with each toothbrush.
26. I once rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi, just saw the second page to tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle and write, this is the killer ... ...
27. afternoon on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a
28. whim, take your own photos as your desktop ... and then my computer to a virus ...
29. high school with theory nonsense
\willing na \When the first sentence, we all laughed in unison.
day he came in,
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I immediately burst out laughing, others silent.
31. I'm at the bus a fart in the car,
see around us have waved, face pain,
I waved.
lady next to turn your back on me: you should not be installed.
32. My wife and I went to Wat Pho to play, and his wife walk the road, so I carry her. an old woman saw it, said seriously: read the book to see who you are. his wife was sick to the hospital as soon as possible, it is useless to worship Buddha .
33. primary when only a few cents of pocket money every day, save for a few days once, finally bought a bag of basil seeds, the whole class when the knock of the secret, melon seeds was placed on desk shell the drawer.
afternoon to class when looking at melon shell and greedy, so the seeds are including shell and into his mouth again, feeling Well tasty.
class when a classmate asked me what to eat I had to say Chi Guazi shell, specially spiced buy seeds shell, only the shell is not meat, is to eat taste.. The results of a bunch of students for an afternoon around the edge of my seat twice to eat the seeds I licked shell. ...
34. to a friend's house to play, friends happened to his wife in the feeding (breast milk), it happens so happens to children facing the child refuses to nurse jokes: Eat, or uncle to eat.
35.2L Photos is your own, right? really nice save me a large sum of money I do not eat it all year.
36. water and soil do see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins in a child ran across a few, while running and sang: in front of the bridge over a group of ducks downstream,
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37. We used to have a baby dormitories (male), the honest little while (stupid), and sometimes stupidly charming. One time at night after lights out, and everyone in the chat, he would say, so I have money had to find three girls. We held together by his taste for, and asked him then, I saw that his calm, playing mahjong ...
38. with a chat with her sister,
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day before yesterday I boss, a man, and understand and like, look back on my computer a long time, said, \This is work time! \\telephone bell rang and all the passengers heard: Grandpa, grandson gave it to you to the phone.... grandfather, grandson gave it to you to the phone.... grandfather, grandson gave it to you to the phone... .. and saw that the man took out his cell phone long period of slow children, answer: Hey, Dad, what 。。。。
41. think of one thing to
University University of final exams, required to fill out on the paper test No.
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42. my junior high school class teacher particularly fierce, with five weekly classes will be lecture before going to school. once the situation to the excitement at her, the force of justice said, \disappointing, for this class, I racked milk. \.
43. a male colleague has been entangled girlfriends, to develop relations with her. all the cheek to ask her phone number to find an excuse. girlfriends helpless, touched the pocket last week, the 5th anniversary of the elderly at home, to the sub Cemetery , happened to buy a packet of tissues, above a crematorium phone. then included the numbers tell their male colleagues.
very confused the next day a man complained to everyone, called to ask whether Miss XX? the other answer: send before yesterday come it? has been burned before yesterday, not today, into the furnace.
44. there are times friends will want to fill in personal information.
even silly very naive to anti-occupation and the Lunar New Year filled out.
It would not be a problem! but I animals are the chickens ah ...
45. to Xu Yang rural research, rural leaders have personally accompanied us to the ground end of the village. I'm going to be head and suddenly think convenient. village that the refers to the front of the Mao Caopeng said: there is. I quickly ran towards the Mao Caopeng, just open the straws, see a sister in the toilet, I quickly retreated. then shed sister cried: Brother, I look next to me remove the two of us squatting down ...
46. hostel buddies strong violence, a day that there are mosquito nets, busy grasping for a long time did not catch, man sighed and said: \, starve you! \** also found a mosquito net even flew into a fly, told us: \Look you, \prodding the fly, said: \, shaving a \Good thick rough Daikin good float 。。。。。 48.2009 on July 22, I see a guy on a BBS, said: \such a night. \Replied: red or white dress. So wearing a dress elegant twist to the hotel.
report back at night, today turned out to be approached by numerous strike up a conversation topic content: We are together on the table has not come yet? Miss trouble Sheng point rice. To 2 bottles of Snow! May I ask where is the bathroom? Here is the XX and XX of the wedding it?
50. brother take the bus, the car is always a beautiful girl looking at him. Brother thought: the girl may have their own interesting, can not help but psychological flattered. Girl get off the station. Upon seeing his brother with it down immediately. Girl walked in front, looking back from time to time. Courage brother ran forward,
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