士兵突击里的爆笑语录(经典哦)

1.高连长请求兵士们 天天必需保持写练习日 记，并要上交批阅,christian louboutin booties。　
伍班副的
日记是这样写的：“x 月x日起床，刷牙,coach glasses，洗 脸,ferragamo briefcase，吃早饭，训练，吃 午饭，训练，吃晚饭， 刷牙，洗脸，睡觉。” 　
等日记批阅后发回，伍 班副发明高连长只写了 一句评语：岂非你一整 天都不上厕所吗？　
2.有一天，史班长、 伍班副、许三多一起去 买东西。　
他们走到一间商店门口 ，商店的老板就问班长 ：“你要买什么？”　
史班长说：“一包花生 。”老板就搬来了梯子 ，爬到货架顶部拿了一 包花生，走下来递给他 ,abercrombie fierce。　
老板又问伍班副：“你 要买什么？”　
伍班副也说要一包花生 ，老板就抱怨他为什么 不早说，但仍是又搬来 了梯子，爬到货架顶部 去拿，老板站在梯子上 拿过一包花生，接着赶 紧问许三多：“你也是 要一包花生吗？”许三 多说：“不是。”于是 老板就拿了一包花生走 了下来……　
老板把花生给了伍班副 ，他把梯子收好，而后 问许三多：“那你要什 么？”　
许三多说：“我要两包 花生。”
3.伍班副为谄谀高连 长，从乡下拿来青玉米 送给他。　
第二天训练前伍班副去 见高连长，正好他在啃 煮熟的玉米，见伍班副 来了，就客气地说：“ 你每天很辛劳，还让你 花费了。”伍班副说： “这不算什么，在乡下 这些玉米都是喂猪的。 ”
4.史班长：庆祝你， 小伍！你终于跟女朋友 和好了。昨天我看见你 们和气地在一起劈柴,buy polo shirts。 　
伍班副：噢，老友人， 那是咱们在分家具呢。
5.一天，木木忽然牙 痛，于是班长带着木木 到病院拔牙。回家途中 班长问木木牙齿还疼不 疼，木木答：我不晓得 啊，牙齿留在牙医那儿 了。　
6.“我看不清太远的 货色。”木木对伍班副 说。 　
“请跟我来。”班副把 木木带到外面，用手指 着天上的太阳，问道： “你看那是什么？”
“太阳。”木木答复。 　
“那你还想看多远！” 　
7.许三多：“世界上 就是有那么无聊的人… …”　
史班长：“为什么这么 说？”　
许三多：“有一个人从 早上八点钟开端钓鱼， 一直到下战书四点，一条 也没钓到。你说无聊不 无聊？”　
史班长：“真够无聊的 ，可你是怎么知道的？ ”　
许三多：“由于我从头 始终看到他走。”

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