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Dear Mr. Wang:
Hello, I want to quit, I did not want to, but my dad yesterday for conservation fees creature cut corners, and today can not ascertain the staff, they shrieked me to take attention digit. Wang
assure you I will not be chopping up the.
While I was aboard the second annual, but final year and the afterward level I have played a mini muscular, he was in fifth grade then, and eventually he was hauled into the hospital I played eight sewing probes, living in a week the hospital, then I was mercy, my dad said, with human looking for distress, start must be hard, so I follow the educations of his father motherhood, brought to the hospital to small muscular, so please repose guaranteed that the teacher, I do not make you lose face.
right, Wang reported that if something bullies you my name, my name in this area, who listened, I must adore one-third. If they do not give you face, you reported that my father's name, see Shui Gandong you.
Wang, something I helped my father would immediately come back after finishing educate, whether the headmaster came out and I'm not, you do not, and he said. Because yesterday was my dad who was chancellor of the son of a bitch to cut with. Wang, do not fret, I memorize the words for you, step by step, a sword scar. I ambition not hold
. If I did not come back among a two hour, please call the hospital trouble Wang call and called a few slips. Wang
Please deem me, I will victorious return. I must help my father out of this intonation, I believe you will be justice for the sound of my father, my father received a six thanks to protection money to live, and now some trouble, I have the Lulu Lian, and reiterate it another , so that will mow off my source of earnings .....
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开心一下：
1.我不小心把“我爱你”误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给 我。
2.我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧！
3.玫瑰，你的；巧克力，你的；钻戒abercrombie & fitch ，你的；你，我的。
4.不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐得住干涸，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头 猪tods online 都能收到短信，但是你做到了;也不是每个人都喜欢猪 ,但是我做到了