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(This is a parody of, plus a Christian remedy to,
Windows 7 Professional, "Imagine" by John Lennon.)
Acknowledge there's a Heaven
It's still there if you don't
Hell burns hot below us
Above us more than sky
Hey, all you stupid people
living for today (uh-uh…)
Acknowledge there's a Sovereign
Christ rules the nations
The one to live and die for
The one religion true
Hey,
Office 2007 Enterprise, all you stupid people
nothingness is peace? (You fools…)
You may say I'm a preacher
But I'm not nearly done
I know God says you must join us
or you will burn as a demon
Why imagine no possessions
when you take what you can
No need to pretend you cared
A brotherhood of the damned
Hey,
Office Enterprise 2007, look you stupid people
all duped by a song,
Microsoft Office 2010 Professional Plus! (You fools…)
You may say I'm a preacher
But I've already won
You who still say you won't join us
will all burn in hell as one