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142190 2010 年 12 月 02 日 10:39 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
Ice: Monkey teacher, first of all Thank you for your busy schedule to be interviewed!
Goku: Do not call the teacher!
Ice: Yes. Mr. Story,
Goku: This is a lie, is to ignore the most basic biology, physiology, common sense and made up a lie. You think about it, the stone no matter how well-informed, how can it into life? ... ... I tell you, my father called the Gang.
Ice: Gang?
Monkey: Yes. He has not appeared up to now, but I know he has been quietly in the dark to protect me, promoted me. I do not have any qualifications in the case, so I was a Bima Wen; in my eating peaches, row heaven, breaking countless artifacts, artifacts of the circumstances, I do not bear any civil liability, but was sentenced to 500 years imprisonment sentence in the famous scenic heaven and enjoy five-star service and actually protected me. You may wish to compare, I Zuiqing Pig more than just drink a bit Chang'e only molested, he was the Jade Emperor, , someone secret tricks, modified the Pig reincarnation of the time node and program code, resulting in misdirected sow tires, tragically a disfigurement, permanent disability falls. Then compare Shahe Shang, originally working in the core of leadership around the shutter general, just because have such a look, : This is simply the ravages of inhuman ah,
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Wukong: yes ah. Because their father is not called Gang, sins are light, will be punished according to law.
Ice: Bima Wen is a small government, but also to take care of you?
Wukong: is it wrong that I had. Bima Wen is a busy bad, you know, the sky gods are clouds, so they took me right, I will drive somersault cloud, a somersault thousands of miles away. Who ride? Therefore, this sector is no longer necessary, in the heaven is the most boring and most marginalized sector. But why set up such a body? The main leaders at all levels in order to arrange the children, relatives, these people's congresses are the ignorant man, this does not work arrangements to the department will not make mistakes, but they do not make mistakes, have reason to promote ah! On the one hand so that they are subject to exercise, on the one hand make each other, the establishment of elite circles, to become part of vested interests. At first, I did not understand the profound meaning of this arrangement, therefore, it angrily, and left.
Ice: You had hanging Your Monkey King when Zhenjun of Satsukai Wang Lingguan St. Mary Help of Christians is only a guard sergeant, but with you
Wukong: This happens for many reasons. Why let Juling Shen pioneer Lee King, and then let us do battle with me? The intention of this arrangement is that the failure by Juling Shen, bring out the mighty us in the future, Lee promoted his son King we go, let him as successor. In this case, if the performance of which Creation of Space worse than us, that is, trying to find fault with Lee King, Lee King is the demolition of the station ah! Moreover, the heaven and down, the foul corruption, almost all of the office are to spend money down, who are often Chihepiaodu, fish village to salvaged capital, where there will be fighting strength?
Ice: The Jade Emperor did acknowledge that you do
Wukong: I had thought it was a great officer, and later learned that a clap of the party leaders, the equivalent of chairman of the CPPCC,
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Ice: The present management materials, to assign you to see the Pan Taoyuan, as a classic case of absolute power that will inevitably lead to absolute corruption. You believe you should be responsible for the disappearance of peaches this treasure it?
Goku: This is a big injustice ah! Or, this is a big conspiracy: Why is their fast at the ripe peach and sent me to see Pan Taoyuan? Why should the The time node so clever, it just a coincidence?
Ice: Can you talk about the details of it?
Monkey: OK. A total of 3600 peach, in front of 1200, one crop year 3000, the immortality of the road eating, physical fitness light. The middle of 1200, 6000 of a cooked, eat the Xia cite soaring, live forever. Behind the 1200, 9000 of a cooked, ate together with heaven and earth life, the same G sun and the moon. The peach was repeatedly said to belong to heaven all the gods, the people of God, but only for a handful of people enjoy it. Put this point not to mention, we might calculate, 3600 peach tree, the results of at least 100 per plant, more than several hundred, even the lowest of the 100 calculation, there are a total of 360,000 a peach, I ate up to 10 a day, all After required 36,
Fifty-four a little summary of human nature (to) -,000 days, equivalent to 98.6 years, where I made a total of two to three months, there is no peach! And I dutifully for a long time to think about eating a peach, even to eat, but also the How could eat all the peaches it?
Ice: Yes, ah, this is a bit strange ah!
Monkey King: The problem is precisely here. Some people know that I will eat peaches, deliberately put me there, and even repair the Monkey House is also there, and will feature peach of Health stressed to me repeatedly. Is it not strange to you? Purpose is very simple, that is induced by I eat peaches, and then they can freely stole more peaches, and all the blame onto me. What poisonous intentions repeat itself! Appointment of corrupt elements like the big reason why the small corrupt elements, are the reason ah. My fault, did not too nervous to count to panic and fled, back under the big black mark against this port. Moreover, there is also hidden a large conspiracy!
Ice: What?
Wukong: scarcity. Peach Once eliminated, the other species to soaring health, and to lose the competition. Therefore, I often automatically think of the alchemy of the old man - Laojun, he sought immortality ever, than What ping
Ice: The Shao your third, your master, You too much?
Wukong: I used to think that too. But now figured out the difficulties he has, ah,
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Ice: how do you see that monster, monster?
Wukong: monster basically have the background, monsters are basically grass roots. Also, many monsters is not a monster, and some were driven out because of relocation of farmers, either because long-term consumption of toxic foods, genetically modified foods has become grim, like a monster. And heaven for people who eat special food, they will not become a monster,
Even de Youth Commemorative - Qzone log, because the intention is not right up, Yaoqi become too heavy monster. But often demonize those Caomin heaven, and then to kill in the name of anti-crime, elimination of heaven instability.
Ice: Many people do not understand, your
Goku: Well, that weight is not true, is underwater Bureau of Statistics data shows that you think about it, beyond the statistical data in addition to date there Really ? In addition, the so-called Underwater construction sector corruption in construction projects for funding, mutatis mutandis, to this template fine steel pull, pull down to . Kickbacks are so hard to eat on their own, the work done to that level of poor quality, I am speechless ah.
Ice: There is a phenomenon I do not understand, you encounter monsters, goblins, when many times yourself first, and said he was 500 years ago, the Monkey King Monkey King, those monsters, goblins Why not just not afraid, but arrogance is more arrogance out?
Wukong: Yes, ah, this issue also bothers me a long time. Learn came back, I read the newspaper the past,
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Ice: After reading this story, you were how you think?
Wukong: I rely on,
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