That was a long time ago. Even now, in my forties, 'The Position' is excruciatingly difficult to maintain for more than thirty seconds, especially when one's bladder is bursting.If that wasn't bad enough, when you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of anxious women have got there before you, which makes you think you must have taken a wrong turning and stumbled across a half-price sale of M&S underwear. So
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Christmas time is gift-giving time. That's all very well, but you a have gift list a mile long for all the women in your life - mum, sister, work colleague, nan, and last but definitely not the least, your wife. To put it mildly, the task is daunting, but you have to take it on the chin and come out a winner!
Your mum. She' probably the easiest to shop for. Mum loves anything you give her. She has spent a lifetime spoiling you, pampering you and now it time for her to be pampered a little. The best Christmas gifts for mum would be ones that are classy (like personalised jewellery) or something self-indulgent which she would never get for herself (pampering, luxurious spa and beauty gift packs) or even trendy and 'it' pressies (designer stoles and handbags).
Your wife. Yes, this one has been deliberately left for the last since it is the one that causes the average husband the maximum sleepless nights. Jewellery is always a hit with women, irrespective of their age. But leave funky and fashion jewellery aside for your wife and woo her with the real thing. Sterling silver has a timeless appeal and never goes out of style. Go for UK handcrafted jewellery - it will be limited edition and therefore
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Your grandma. Don't let the silver on her head trap you into making the fatal error of choosing unflattering gifts for nan. Age is just a digit as far as this feisty lady is concerned. So, make her feel special by giving her Christmas gifts that show her that for you nan will always rock! Classy and super-soft wraps and stoles, a smart handbag, a glamorous handbag accessory like a stylish compact mirror or even a box of delectable chocolates.
All it takes is a little thought, sensitivity and imagination - and you won't take a wrong step.
Let's crack the dilemma of finding the perfect Christmas gift for all the assorted women in your life.
Your work colleague. Better safe than sorry should be the golden rule here. Avoid extremes of too personal or too tacky. Choose something nice but trendy for her like a classy powder compact, a handbag mirror, aromatic candles, contemporary chocolates and attractive photo frames.
Your sis. True, she was more a pain than a pleasure while the two of you were growing up, but today, she happens to be your closest friend and staunch supporter. And since you are pretty much clued in to her tastes, selecting a great Christmas gift for your sister should not prove to be too difficult. Jewellery
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