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22124884 2008 年 05 月 26 日 16:31 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
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professor asked: rotten radish and pregnant women have any similarities? A wonderful school students: are insects to blame. A mere 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is : because pulling late.
taxi drivers are often traffic police fine, and he particularly hated traffic police,
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that his JJ is the key to paradise, called the Little Sisters of the evening was worried for him. little sister was very happy to go back to the old nun said she touched the keys of heaven. old nun a JJ Little Sisters of the priest hearing the description, was furious: Q: Who is the most miserable people? A: The battery Chuishi Ban Warrior! Q: Why? A: cuckold blame for shelling
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a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone, with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
behind a total recruits get scolded, they buy a dye applied to the body, exactly like camouflage. Bugle rang at midnight, first out of the barracks Executive commended: Very good! Dressed very neatly, but the next note, play the left hand should be hanging in the back.
man took off his clothes to his girlfriend to see the biceps, said: This is equivalent to fifty kilograms of explosives,
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one drink and going to the toilet, came back to her companion, said: Then continue to drink. Immediately, a group of people rushed into the room holding down the person hit. Companion hurriedly asked why , the answer was: ? Women say there!! Men then agreed to the marriage. Wedding night, men rushed out of the bridal chamber, his back shouted: A few days later, does not feel itchy feet, the doctor thesis for syphilis, the old man with known rare. Doctor said: your body where the most hard-hit your wife pee place. next-law husband of the public said: You crazy son, hit his head one night with the child urinal!
unit leaders concluding remarks: We work out bad reasons: First, like the widow to sleep, no one above; the second is like a hooker, above the old is replaced; III and his wife like to sleep, one of us to engage their own people
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pastor asked a couple: five minutes after the end of the world if you want to do? Husband enthusiastically replied: want to have ######. Mrs. White says profoundly at him: that the remaining four minutes to do?
a young man on a bus to see a beauty of the collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie, joked Road 'is really blossoming fruit trees where ah', beautiful hear, her skirts, said: 'also animate you keep your place'!
birthday party, only a piece of cake, just above the written word birthday. Generous to pick up the boys into two,
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Director and the beautiful maiden dance, dance the Director of the height of a little excitement, following up quite a virgin, after notice curious to ask: What are you following? Director: I am following is section chief. Virgin: the official is not quite hard
teacher for students with Parents explained: The child grew careless, less write a
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