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31, sections of the dispute:
surgery, internal medicine, to hunt ducks with a psychiatrist.
a wild duck flew over, gun aimed at physicians, but did not launch, the surgeon Jing Wen: a bird! Surgeon asked: a shot, medicine and psychiatrists asked:

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can imagine the squad is very angry, just in front of everyone's face who accused the recruits: You talk about this pest but added to my reasons! this kid or you're dead friends! You do not know Yeah, just had a big snake crawling over my body from the blanket! I dare not say anything, I will endure to the end
it! There are a couple of squirrels crawl into my pants, I still did not dare say anything! Within them in my crotch prowling,women MBT Vizuri GTX Shoes-Black, finally, I actually heard the bird on the mother squirrel squirrel said the public:
15, there is a yellow on the last name of husband and wife had three daughters, all twinkling of an eye to marrying age, due to very strict tutor, three daughters are still Chu female of the body.
Huang couple were found Chenglongkuaixu three daughters, seeing weddings the wedding day is coming, could not help but worry about them. Fun to do the marriage, three daughters and her husband would go home a honeymoon. Yellow couples are very concerned about whether her daughter's first complete, a mother of three daughters of the private, said: you will notify us with the code word.
one week later, Huang couple received the first letter, opened it is the eldest daughter wrote back, wrote a letter only seven characters: I dream of Arran wire mattress. Apart from anything else pick up the newspaper to find Arran hand I dream of wires advertising, Mr Wong said:
3, her sister kissed the whole process
Woman: Oh, please do not kiss me ... ...
Woman: Oh, please do not kiss ... ...
Woman: Oh, please do not ... ...
Woman: Oh, please do not ... ...
Woman: Oh, please ... ...
Woman: Oh, please ... ...
Woman: Oh ... ...
14, one day, the squad leader receives a notice that the Executive afternoon to test recruits to the camouflage technique. Squad leader know very nervous, and quickly asked the men: tomorrow the sun friends! After about half an hour, sir ... ... find out inspections for a long time really have not found half of the figure. Executive admire squad leader was about to turn around and praise, the damned dead just a recruit from the Executive head of a tree falling. Executive sigh of squad leader, said:
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Then, after seven days, second daughter a letter, and simply wrote: Nestle coffee. Mr Wong found the Nestle coffee soon advertising space, which he read out loud the main title:
seeing seven days has passed, or not until a month later received three letters from her daughter, her husband began to worry three months after the letter was finally sent to the. The above write something that is a handwritten letter, not very clear, Mr. Huang took some effort for him to read out her daughter had written: Cathay Pacific Airways. Mr. Huang refused to wear the jacket, even walk around with a run to the nearest newsstand to buy a newspaper, at home, with trembling hands he quickly read the newspaper advertisements to find Cathay. round! ... ...
water, a little dog poo sample, his wife and daughter's urine. In order to achieve confuse the role, he also added some of my J fluid. Then he returned to the pharmacy, hitting 10 dollars. The issue of the machine as usual and then some voice print the following prescription: your home tap water is too hard, another soft point of water; your dog has worms, give it to eat vitamins; your daughter in the Gurkha drugs, send her to an addiction treatment center; your wife is pregnant, a child is not yours, go to a lawyer right; If you do not stop the nonsense, elbow inflammation is never good ... ...

13, a youth travel, the night came to a people requires accommodation, open the door of the old man said:
young people think about their own hungry and tired, how can things get ah so I promised him. Door after dinner to see his daughter. Wow ~ scared to Heaven. After dinner, chatting to two
individuals, the more fun the more talk on it on ... ...
the next morning, wake up young people, a huge stone blocks found on the pressure in the chest, there is one above note reads: The first big torture - body rock pressure. Young people bother to put a stone out of the window, broken windows out of stone, young people got up and saw the window have a note. Read: second-largest torture - tied to your balls right on the stone. Young people think about right, and quickly followed out the window and jump! Then, on the walls and from the window to see the third note. Third of torture - the balls with your left foot of the bed tied ... ...
7, late at night, there is a high-rise, Mr. Gao Yubao is room to see the br> Mr. holding the psychological quickly rushed to his help, turned out to be a flirtatious girl dress. The girl said to him: / p>
8, kangaroos and frogs to fool around, Kangaroo Sanxialiangxia bin, just listen to frogs next night one hundred twenty-three Hey! One hundred twenty-three Hey! Kangaroo envied the next day, the kangaroo, said:
9, the little girl is always the little boy showing off his new toy. The little boy had no choice but take off your pants, said:
10, in hotels, two blowing hot and cold, the men smoked a cigarette and asked: suicide, will not hurt other people.

11, so a couple, very affectionate. One day his wife said to her husband:
Finally one day the money jar is full, then smashed her husband the money can begin to count the money. Suddenly he found three $ 100, much annoyed, asked his wife: Do you think everyone is as stingy as you ah.
12, a house rented to several men and women, had to share the bathroom, so take a bath and have a long row. Xiao Wu
from outside on the night of a back, want to take a bath, but just well-known woman in the bathroom to wash. Xiao Wu
then asked:
13, a self-proclaimed romantic dinner in the man, he suddenly whispered to the hostess, Mary, said: borrow your elegant room, to our rendezvous about? think of me.
hostess smiled and nodded,QQ空间--DIY！！！, said:
14, a beautiful woman wearing mini-skirts on the bus met a rogue.
rogue said: where I had a baby, you give me one hundred yuan to?
waiting for the bus to the next stop, the woman with a rogue out of the car, she said, pointing towards the hospital side of the road:
15, a maintenance man came to repair the TV, at home, only a very ######y woman. Maintenance man and studying constantly watch the TV while a woman. After the repair, maintenance man, said to the woman: weak, and some do not, he refers to you see you are a man, I am a woman ... ... in fact you came in I noticed you a strong body of ... ... can not wait to say: >
16, mother of a business trip, and daughter talked about their own nanny.
daughter: > daughter: / p>
17, the old monk deathbed regret I never met a woman, the young monk on the mountain looking for a female Tuo J light to him, with emotion after watching the old monk said: eyes closed.
32, buy one get one:
seating of the stomach is very serious, surgery must be removed, so he asked the best doctors in town had been operated on for him. When the anesthetic potency than the latter, the doctor came to check the rounds, graciously asked him: What's wrong? , but I do it very carefully, do not shake hands! Therefore, this surgery can be said to be perfect when I do the suture, the audience applause was like thunder, we call 'Encore', so I had your tonsils are cut up.
33, keep up the situation:
Mr. Smith has just done to a woman who checked and confirmed that she was pregnant, he said: Jones Girl.

34, abnormal:
My illness do?

2, two women in the countryside drink, drink the day has dawn. On the way back, they are in urgent unbearable, so bite the bullet and went into a roadside cemetery. Because it did not bring toilet paper, the first woman NK wiped it off and throw away the NK.
second woman found next to a wreath, then wiped his tear elegiac couplet. Home not long after the two women, their husbands will exchange phone.
that read: 'I will never forget you!'
3, a two sisters go out shopping, on the road to see two dogs in the XX ... ...
sister sister asked: :
sister is angry stare of their glances, the man rushed out saying:
4, a pair of children an elderly couple watching television, television host, said: on television, on the other hand the affected area, they can accept my skill, and thus to achieve therapeutic goals ... ... on television, on the other hand the stomach. Old man also came over, one hand on the TV, one hand on the lower abdomen. Old man a white woman, quipped:
5, fell in love with a fox, rabbit, fox called one day to have a drink on the rabbit, the rabbit to drink XX, and then after a few days about the fox and the rabbit to drink, waved the rabbit said: not to go, go! drunk pain in the ass ... ...
6, when the father go to work, the year-old son suddenly complain to his mother, said: In the evening dinner, the mother gently said to his son: floor to do a business trip with their father, and Wang Shushu you do the same thing ... ...
7, one day, a little girl came home a distant relative, the little girl's mother went to the house to cook a good good pacify the distant uncle. Then his uncle asked a little girl sitting bored.
uncle asked her:
little girl said:
8, a woman to the drugstore to buy arsenic. Pharmacists asked her:

results from the bag and pulled out a woman photos, pictures arms that hug the woman's husband is that a pharmacist's wife. Pharmacists can see, the pale, heavy to say the sentence:
9, a beautiful young widow and her younger brother have been living together for several weeks.
one night, that his widow could no longer suppress the urge, ran into the younger brother's room, the command: , and put that ######y black lace pajamas off to.
She added:
there, she was a little excited, said: . Then she gasped,这个“日历”，真是太神了！, staring at the younger brother ##########, their clothes picked up and loudly said:
10, a woman to participate in masquerade, she wants very impressive ... ... and she came wearing nothing base entrance.
security stopped seeing this woman said: 15 minutes later ... ...
this woman wearing black gloves and socks went to the door, then stopped by security, and security, said:
11, Shaanxi has a place, not only poor but also a large population. County investigation team sent to investigate why the population growth so fast.
a local villager replied: Yeah there is no direct relationship!
12, units of a colleague, love Kandie, my colleagues have called him: -
19, there is a man, for the first time with the brothers thought of the film. I watched it and found pieces of a woman, when in the XX, ah ah ah ah ... ... will be called. So, um, very hard to understand ... ... a man asked his brother, ah, this woman, why is it called the same as a feminist.
his brother said, and this do not know, this is Jiaochun!
evening, the man had intercourse with his wife to go home. Just like his wife said, a woman on TV, XX when they are Jiaochun!
you have to give me Jiaochun! Then they began to XX, and this time, his wife, unhurried cried:
20, a man complained to his friend: diseases of the computer, faster and cheaper than a doctor you just put your diagnosis and treatment of a urine sample to your computer will also tell you how to deal with the cause, it only took you ten yuan. test is not hurt, so he took a bottle of urine samples go to the pharmacy. Find a computer, he poured the urine sample and then vote ten dollars. Start the computer began to make some noise in different lights flashing. After a pause a piece of paper fell out that read: inflammation of your elbow, hand dipped in warm water, avoid hard work, will improve within two weeks.
That evening he had been thinking about this incredible new technology, how will rewrite the medical science, I kept thinking began to wonder whether this machine will be fooled. So he decided to try it a try.
16, a woman into a ###### shop, want to buy a vibrator.
boss said: said:
17, a couple friends to sleep in a room, the woman drew the line, off line is brutal.
woke to find the man really did not over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face:
18, a barrier to the hospital workers stool examination, a medical examination to this person opened a prescription, I saw a roll of toilet paper workers, understand ... ... The doctor said: !

21, the body painting class, female models pose.
a boys hands, said: Left, right leg should be right!
22, Xiao Ming:
Dumb:
Dumb:
23, a thief, he went to a very special house to steal things, this villa has a sign outside, draw a dog's head and to write that: there are fierce dogs, do not close the thief
courageous and ran into the steal, steal Well, go out, in the sign underneath saying:
24, a cold man to the hospital for examination, the nurse take the needle for a blood test the fingers, due to a moment did not cotton, so he dares to bear the nurse with the entrance of their fingers. After a long while sections of the obsessed man said:
25, her daughter asked her mother: ?
26, one day the teacher to the students on a health education classes X, Xiao Ming is puzzled after class to ask the teacher.
Xiao Ming: Use your fingers to dig your nose, your nose is uncomfortable or comfortable with your fingers it?
Xiao Ming: will escape ah? nose nosebleeds, you will dig it right?
27, a traffic police patrol at a road, suddenly found a car with a man in the hand holding the steering wheel in one hand and arm around his girlfriend, then shouted to the man: Hey! Use two hands!
28, one day, Xiao Ming howl ... ...
father: Dad:

1, Xiao-Ming home is to make money by elephants. But one day, the elephant died, so Bob's father went to jump into the sea.
results met a mermaid, mermaids, asked: br> Little Mermaid, said:
results only X Xiao Ming's father three times hung up. Later, knowing this matter so that small, he has to jump into the sea, also met the mermaid.
Mermaid listening to Bob what he wanted, said: how so fierce?
2, a Shaoqi walking in the snow, easy to look like, so no one around to see squatting down, but easy, but after it stand up, stick to the original shame at the ice surface, and also how to get get up, how this can be done?
suddenly saw a white-bearded old man came over, saw the old man asked: 'girl ah! you doing ah? !,
so they lie down, the girl with the Kazakh gas blowing and ice below the junction, but did not think his beard glued to the ice, how this can be done? This time came a young man, the girl on the boy said: ! 'girls also attend to so many, and said:
After a child, Wang work, and entered the house and asked: minutes left. So honestly say: money. I did not like to take him, because he beat us five thousand dollars yesterday. can be so anxious to use, he said, the afternoon back to me. can I waited all afternoon, did not wait until he is a person I have to work time to see him, he said, to give money to you. I thought he was lying it! ... ...

1, two couples together to play mahjong. Zhang accidentally fall on the ground a card, he would drill under the table to pick up, but he looked up and found too
Amy did not wear pants too. He was shocked, hit his head on the table, drill out when flushed. Wang's wife, seen his own shame at seeing, on the same equipment to do nothing.
Later, Zhang Wang wife received the phone, she asked: I did not mean.
Mrs. Wang said: Wang wife then said: : , Xiao Zhang came on schedule, to five thousand dollars to the Wang wife. Mrs. Wang is not done it, really did Sally favorite. Then went into the bedroom ... they have to play to come back when Wang, Zhang and Wang wife kissed this.
18, there is an explorer to explore the Amazon basin, accidentally caught by cannibals.
explorer suddenly discovered, the chief will not only speak English, or even graduated from Cambridge University, he suddenly relieved, thinking that he finally escaped unharmed.
he asked chief:
19, two college friends, one from New York, one from Iowa. Summer of that year, they have to become Ren age. New York boy's father gave him a new pistol. Meanwhile, the Iowa boy receives a beautiful gold watch. Next semester, in their bedroom, they were his own gifts to each other to see. They liked each other's gifts, so they exchanged.
night, New York, the boy called home, watches the exchange of things to tell his father. After listening to his father's rage. watch and say, 'How long have you so' do?
20, a couple sweet cling to in the park, the men see the woman hair so soft, they could not help but feel a bit stealing, woman prettily said: > more men listening to the heart itch, so he stole a little touch, the woman said: woman stand up, violent, said:
21, was once a stay son, married a good wife, into the bridal chamber after the weddings. Children stay surprised, and asked his wife: his wife on their feet to hook a husband, children stay awake after being hook, do not know Han tricks, and called his father: jump, Yan Wangye loudly announce his;
22, on a flight from Paris to New York, the captain suddenly passengers, said: . Please be psychologically prepared.
a dejected man stood up and said: up, the man said:
the man quickly went over! Ready to take off their pants! The woman stopped him,成日都醉......太流了......, said:
he was somewhat shy, said:
23, experienced a heavy blow, I am completely off the idea of ​​a woman. Three months before the unit transferred to a small girl, pretty but not that phone calls all day long to see is a bunch of the kind of chase. Bachelor flat around a pile, as I pay any attention to her. One day, she could not come up to me said something I will never forget, she said:
24, the school will move, dean of students to do the final conclusion: shorts, even in his own room, can not talk about the topic of indecency. , it is worth for a happy hour, destroyed the reputation of your life it? how do I do to let him take an hour?
25, Keane asked his girlfriend: p>
26, three people brag about the drug situation Cui.
A said: I fell face drug pot noodles all stood up!
27, Se ghost asked: re Nannvzhishi!
28, an old married businessman and a young girl, in order to surprise his wife, the wealthy doctor for his transplant chimpanzee testicles. Soon, the young wife was pregnant, the baby was born that day, the wealthy in the delivery room waiting anxiously outside, when the doctor came out, the wealthy can not wait to ask:
29, an attractive girl summer driving a car to travel the country, the weather is too hot, her body has fragrant perspiration dripping. Open to a country place, she saw a pool, so she decided to stop swim in water and cool the body, she jumped into the water Tuo light, cool and enjoy a few minutes later, the farmer suddenly found hiding in the bushes next two peep. As she put the clothes in the pool on the other side, but close to her side has a tub, so she picked up the tub cover body, whither two farmers walked.

30, was once a church, which has a priest. If students could not as long as the locals go to church to pray about a boy can do so. Is much more accurate so they try to send someone some investigation and found that all true but do not know why, baby boy birth to all the priests and the church like.
4, Henan village in a small group of migrant workers, the family off. Old father secretly confessed: son did not understand: Gains in your mother, that village would have a, a village with ah! village people all Wanla!
5, male and female friends to sleep in a room, the woman drew a line, said: : After dawn, a woman playing a man a slap, said:
6, in the hospital, a baby boy, the child just born back talk, the children said:
child said:
child said:
He mixed some tap