And a cluster of jokes, comic , hehe ~ ~ ~

1. a delegation to visit my school, leaving 20 people standing in line at the school gate prepared camera pictures, I just passing through.
assignment and one of them holding a camera to me: 1 like it. Guevara T-shirt kind of bulk, primarily renowned namely partition. Sit bus, opposite the station a baby and her mama. Children saw him get T-shirt, his mother: Mom, see KFC grandfather. . . Man to be mine. . . My mom said after more mine: the baby, it was not KFC grandfather, it was Uncle Lei Feng. . .

3. and a boyfriend to talk, said the rise of saliva spread, splashed on his face. Then he obliterated his hand instinctively. I am a bit mortified, but deliberately shift converge simulating to be maddening: fat rabbit V. 13:19:03
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that alumni - with CTF sack and boxes filled.
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then halfway - creature a motorcycle shredded the

5. a female friend, especially a small breast, where daily we Mai Tai, she one day this person had had enough, so they rushed us cried: to it!
dirt in the process is by inches the high platform of the lifeguard (administrator) on the microphones shouted: Please note that parents with children, see themselves and their children, especially with their children and with someone else's wife, amuse do not put their children alongside, I can see it!

7. In universities there are several classes together on the huge class, large speech halls sit one to two hundred mathematics of people. This class is instructed in increase to the first three rows behind the doing of all the. First section is the magnificent lesson of the morning, then, people constantly come to eat with breakfast, breast dumplings fried dough sticks alternatively something, the teacher eye, close one eye even if the. Afterwards, although, school breakfast is strictly disallowed, because there is a bowl of wonton buddy Duanliao Yi came ... ...
big schoolroom rare ultra-quiet, with everybody in the ravioli filled with annoy and the man struggling to eat ravioli in the sound of Xiliuxiliu calm.

8. words that day study up to class, I made a smoking, then to the toilet to cigarette. I shit in the side edge of the school is generally smoking. I entered the toilet, put him in the mouth Diao last a cigarette, and then into a squatting, his jeans, squat, ignition, all in one. At this time, my phone rang, I brain down to a subconscious ... I buried the last cigarette directly into the pit on that camel feces on the inside .... At that time I saw no one approximately, put it in to elect up cigarette from the feces,Lacoste Arin Patent Trainers, but fortunately, only a mini dip in the front going to the toilet, put the section Qiadiao ample. So I took out his phone, I saw a man, just talk to him again. Then ... I subconsciously put the cigarette in his mouth Diao is smudged with feces ... ... ... the moment that a campaign to stand up ... spit ... ... mouth ... then rushed to tap that did not wipe ... petrochemical

9. there are times, one of the guys birthday, some friends invited us to his uncle in a small cafeteria because banquet, the air is good, drink a lot of beer, I muse the urgency to ascertain the restroom, but to ascertain a surround, no found a small shop with toilet, so he asked the man. man said, a small shop, toilets built outside the mart, you go down to the right to go on and I said, for he escaped past, but I did not see the toilet, only saw a house similar to a small storehouse, I tried to shove under the gate, the door is closed and I sprinted back to find him, said, That man is drunk, it says loudly, warehouses, more than 10 meters away from the warehouse, when I come to a run, rushed in front of me, waitress Tizhuokuzai shouting teeth?
children: X rain
Moderator: rain pinched called for the shrimp?
children: with me that day, under the snow
Moderator: That is not called sleet mold for the shrimp?
children: Do you gentlemen of children called home snow ah? !
Moderator: ... ...

11. There are two junior high computer buddies, one daytime achieve off the game late, 3 to go home, no one access, and I hike in front of one of talk while walking fair disc, chatting chatting suddenly feel fewer personal, and looked back, misty the lights on the road, in a single glance in the elapse, a person does not, we back all cold and had to bite the bullet and back go a few steps only hear a faint moan, Mother looking to go, we had emulated the man out of the drainage wells, BH is that we cry his label, he no longer ought be, in order to nail somebody, followed at my classmates even discard a chip of broken brick inside, and heard the screeches, we validation that he's ... ...

12. colleagues very deep Q: You say foreign 11 several days off ah?
13. saying,
I have a feminine colleague,
named Li Rui,
have a male companion,
named Li Ruisheng ...

14. winter time with the students to eat hot pot, eating out of my first, so the gang behind the students, I off-road vehicles according to a black glass teeth, and then rub lips balm ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
Cawan achievement hair, coil down the window, the gang in the car to see me, a super-macho face from my past that: young girl, according to no end ? we drove up!

15. just at university, for we are chaotic areas where so few friends on a dormitory on to the mart to purchase knives, Ye Hao self-defense on the dormitory, After buying back the time pass by a bank to go,Womens Lacoste, people are taking up on work is to carry an armored car money boxes, we do not let people surprising guards misconceiving, let a buddy sword possession of clothes, and The results of the guards went to the pistol when the guy next to a nervous sword actually off the ground, when the clatter, the term civilization, by far forget the guards look at our eyes, and at present the first time was a gun. Then we knives but do not challenge pick on voicelessly away. . .

16. lofty educate physics educator in the level about friction power: We are off when winter sweater. Cha Cha sweater will ring. There namely speedy. But not this summer. Why?
backward the boys: Because summer do not wear sweaters.

17. There are times my friend was drunk, according to terms of culture, said he was in the toilet, phone-like right hand, left hand according to the mirror, and mirrors in the good is not good? recent prison control is firm it? for the early out ah ...
18. Today saw an article in a bbs,New Lacoste Trainers High Top, so 2 of them, stand up, accuse the MM not by family, I had to cook cooking, pour the oil pan afterward, I heard the bedroom phone rang,Lacoste Shua Lace Trainers, behind to the bedroom holding a cell phone, talking above the phone Wangchu Fang to go to the kitchen opened to see oil everywhere splash flowers, I threw the boiler of excitement to phone

20. Hangzhou, some public transportation here is relatively high, so are the costumes of the glass that read: crack the glass crisis .
these days the temperature rose, the car is also more heat, more folk have cars. The most depressing is that no German who does not understand the lad in the car put a silent monster smelly fart. . . Later, it was crack the glass. . .

21. One night, my parents came back to play mahjong, they entered the house when I woke up, but still quite confused.
suddenly my feet cramp (estimated long high), and then jumped up from the bed. Awareness was very opaque, just
take two treads, the cramps feel suppressed.
outcome I took two steps, that does not survive, the splash would bend in front of my father, my father horrified the daylights.
knees did not feel cramps after consciousness, and then quietly stood up against over the body back to the room and went to slumber.
whole process is not a word, my dad was estimated to have been petrified.
22. remember that time and my parents to go swimming, when he first entered the door I saw a pattern of a community of young people live, shaving a We adapt to the temperature of the water so when my brother see the walk to and from the water stop swaggering, tenrai thing occurred. . . Well on his neck a good thick Daikin thick floating on the water fetter. . . . .

23.2009 on July 22, I see a man on a BBS, said: One final look at CCTV program,Lacoste Trainers, what name do not remember, to memorize the beginning of a reporter at the station asked people: ....
reporters: In the debut of my one-man show, I placarded several girls changing dress in the backdrop - so I had high little brother. That scene is Me dressing a few pieces of napkin. Ever since, all the crowd have seen: Jesus was crucified when shamefully hard.

26. punch on the bus are generally to grab a automobile, yet not money, cars came, perturbed ..
themselves under customary car on the same line up according with others, to punch the time .. she was the school's student ID to get the machine
shaking .. jaws a bit to the one in Mandarin, start-up .... no one wants to say .....

27. Sesame very, very priceless in Korea, there is a union with friends every ten pounds of sesame seeds to China are back.
asked him why not take some, he said, with more than a calculate of smuggling ....

28. junior high school homeroom teacher like picking your nose. a study lobby, the teacher came to see us have a good assignment , voyaged the lap sitting next to me after became interested in doing the job, while extended out to see him do the first problem, while not forgetting hand dig a good proboscis. just hear to feces really fell next to him on this job! teacher should be very embarrassed when I do not know what to say standing there, then thunder entity happened: I saw my adjoin slowly looked up to see the teacher said something: Xiezhu Long Well!

29. examination on microcomputer,Womens Lacoste Observe Trainers, the first in the pro forma zones, via a great glass door into the test zone. After I ended, touch the door a long time, is not touch the glass, next to the teacher kindly reminded me: