Laughable you , do no reprehend me!

1. There once was a man Jiao cool. -
he died. -
funeral that day. -
his household crying: '-
chilly chilly Ah Ah ... .... '-
passersby puzzled. Asked: 'What are cool Ah. '-
family cried: 'Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!! -
2. 7 years after graduation, finally picked up a big project, made a thirty meters chimneys, two months duration, price three hundred thousand, but to Loaning. Finally achieved at the end of last year out. Today people to come to approval, to be reproved, to die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to excavate a well! -
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, preoccupying passers-by throng, a police came: What occurred? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived. -
4. physician asked the patient how the fracture. Patient, I think there are sand shoes,New Lacoste Trainers High Top, shoes on leaning poles shaking. TMD has a bastard through there,Lacoste Running Trainers, thought I was electrocuted, he took a mallet they gave me two sticks! -
5. some say, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of the sea -
at the end of the chicken, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to ascend ten years, eventually arrived! They sat on the layer, clear the equipment criterion -
prepare a repast. Results, merely base no orchestra tin opener! -
son of a bitch:
Turtle Dad:
son of a bitch:
So son of a bitch journey family ... ... ... -
time flies, time flies, and shortly passed 20 years,Lacoste R75 P2 Trainers, son of a bitch hby far to emerge. -
turtle mother:
Turtle Dad:
instant is five years, the son of a bitch still see traces. Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to begin. -
pie is ready to open out to eat ... ... -
Suddenly, son of a bitch Cong Shuhou stuck his head ... ... -
son of a bitch:
to wait until I was it! I detest folk prevaricate to me! -
6. small Xin: Dad, why my appoint inside the three payment? -
Dad: absence of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water, it's called Miao, some life in the lack of lumber called a forest. -
small Xin: Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing sister lives in missing? -
7. a couple friends sitting on a park settee on love, women suddenly want to fart. -
of the men said: I Faculty Valley birds, not like you to listen to. -
men really than hear. -
Thus, women in the -
women: do not like the ravine like a bird? -
M: fart too noisy, not hear! -
8. turtle harmed Let snail apt buy medication. Over 2 hours. Snail has not come back. Turtle restless curse: ######## do not come back I was dead! When the gate came the snail's voice: I do not say you are his mother had! -
9. celebrity raising a pig, exhausted, forsook, then return pork to know a few neglected reactive. Day, the automobile turned a lot of kneeling abandoned pig, late-night call his family, asked: ; -
10. elephant accidentally stepped on ants, ants are out in force, have climbed to the elephants. Elephant shook himself, the ants were all fell down. At this point there is one in the elephant's cervix, falling ants called loudly, -
11. day aboard the microcomputer level, there is a row of students microprocessor crashed. Then a student stood up and said:
12. a ape eating peanuts before going into the base a contingency to eabove all. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, pull out the results of Peach, monkey scared, and now we must dine a good measure. -
13. Xiao Ming:
father:
14. a story:
was lost asked:
story continues:
15. a male equitable learn a exotic language, hiking in the streets namely day, deliberately stepped on the foot of a foreigner, the man said hastily: m apologetic too. five.
16. Monkey Monkey King wrote a letter -
Dear Wukong: -
I write this letter slow, because I understand you see the word aggressive! -
us this week two periods beneath the rain, the first 4 days the afterward 3 days under a second! -
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is not gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot always out for it, do no you painful? -
our palatable meat noodles here, different day you come with us to the West Street restaurant to eat hot boiler! -
Guanyin
your sister to be nativity, because they do not know a boy or a female, we do not know whether you want to be uncle or aunt! -
I sent you the raiment you get it? When I was terrified to go to bring overweight, cut down so the buttons on the pockets of the raiment! -
is late to jot here, I am free to melodrama here, remember not to drink abundance of water, alternatively to the urine does not all over here, very hard to adopt! -
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been pasted! -
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17. a patient to the doctor complaining of indigestion: I recently very natural, what to eat what pull, pull to eat cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to reinstate normal? Doctors silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up. -
18. someone to go to Shanghai on commerce lost a dollar in the street, police said: He can not aid but weep,
19. One day an ant under the sun, I suddenly saw an elephant leisurely walking, busy up straight front thighs, next to the hare hurriedly asked you doing? Ant said:
20. earthworm a very boring these days, mow into small worms took their two went to play badminton, earthworms good mother meditation this usage, put his playing mahjong cut into four paragraphs to go, Dad would like a worm like, put his cut into the shattered meat. Earthworm mother cried and said:
21. ... rabbit tortoise and the hare ran quickly in front of the turtle saw a snail creep .. very slow very slow .. and said to him: you come, you are right .. and then my back. . .. After a snail on the table .. .. turtle saw an ant said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up. Ants up after the snail .. .. see above for his clause
22. One day, a blaze, the dad and mother escaped, leaving merely 1 son still inside. Mother is very tense in the house shouted: .. Come out - have a blaze, but likewise stay inside .....
23. private to the river fishing the first half wearing a leaf - the fish did not bite,Lacoste Canvas Trainers, he changed the chips of cake - the same long time did not fish on the anchor - no access - he had to replace it the same as earthworms or fish bait half did not Under ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb damned :
24. at the same chart cold, runny snout, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and have continued to snout forced breath nose. Writing on the blackboard the> language instructor suddenly rotated a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
25. patient dentist, said:
replied:
26. eat it?!
27. Cowherd and Weaver met a bath down to earth, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a adore fable, this tells us: there is no opportunity to lave at home, so be sure to go appearance to take a bath to clean ..... - ;
28. Xiaoming toilet back to the study-room with a teacher said:
29. one always put the ring fart at go, colleagues said he could not resist: , he replied:
30. The female mosquito is: home is not a good thing, one is brought up eat shit -
31. I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to chapter identification, experts said gravely: / p>
32. son: ah, and then what.
33. a prisoner and executed, the bullet is crying:
34. father telling stories to his son: ? 'son replied:
35. beetles and mosquitoes love the first conference, beetles: medicine, Chinese medicine, pinched drugs tablets -
36. a man always ascertain a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune-telling. narrating the main said: You, the first half doomed, no women; not the man's face lit up: That I ought have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later life you get used to a person's life -
37. someone to eat beef noodles do not see a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? employer said dismissively: Do not be too solemn, do you expect from the wife eat cake in a wife do? -
38. three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, brandy, drink American wine rats, go down three steps on; drink sake of the mouse,Lacoste Arixia FD Trainers, go to step 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen sword, shouted:
39. in a restaurant meal, a waited a long time purchaser phone waiter asked, ? have to await?
40. day of cattle to the donkey out of a problem, ask Donkey heads, or could not reply. Cattle curse: the first ass actually, Nanzuonvyou it! -
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: negotiators, said:
42. Chief Secretary carpool with hoist, the Secretary put a fart after the king said: said:
43. a Lanmao mad pursuance of a mouse, and finally got married in every feasible way the feline raspy concern of mice, rats quickly portly, mouse is moved: said:
44. Every time the mirror, I encourage their psychological always talking to himself: with my endless creativity. to set off the prettiness of this globe! In truth, I really, really very ingenious ... -
45. to go hiking with friends, to the summit, a girl beautiful mountains and rivers face shouting: motherland ah! my mother! a crush on her boys speedily emulated shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother! -
46. before I bought two puppies, called the think of your
47. Wukong Tang later met at the giant off, he had to peruse the magic spell to call back to help Goku, and presently the ventilation came a voice: . -
48. mice to assist, see also bears, horrified say a word, the Bears saw a mouse,Lacoste Carnaby Trainers, said: Bear asked: [The mouse as a lavatory paper .. -
49. just talk with friends, which comes to you, you know? I and they had a falling out, and nearly buffet them, because some of them say that you monkeys, and some that you like the gorilla, too much! Did not see you as a pig! -
50. Panda birthday to all of us said: I promised two wishes, one can cure my black eye, the additional is the hope that a color photograph -
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, snails, butterflies marital. Bees puzzled: Where better than me butterflies he replied: however the outcome, have their own house, which, as you live in a dormitory -
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there is an ant came to this elephant said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ant! You sit down and work. Asked the ant the elephant did not know Yeah you want to do. One will stand up and sit down for a meantime. Ant replied! I lost my underwear to see is not what you pilfer wear -
53. product team bought the only jackass, but a few days later he died. just a mare in heat. production team of staff on call to go on a business junket production crew captain. , but the jackass is dead. is to buy the first jackass or you come back?
54. small beetles: Mom, why do we have to eat shit it? Beetles mother: the child, when to eat disgusting how can you say such a object -
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, hope you can chance prettier. Who knows just ended Xu wish meteor laborious for me is not?!! -
56. give me a restaurant of bread as a fulcrum, I can slope the Earth! -
57. see the meters of sand inside your ah!!!
58. girl must-see stories: bats that reborn in God and God can agree you that the three conditions, the cmd said, accustomed to suck blood. I also sucking it,
59. restaurant flies fly on the toilet, said: fishy Zhuxiu you chase all day, I am renowned hot drink all day, come now! Toilet fly: assorted phase for the arrange, eat in good dull light you've seen a few beautiful ass? -
60. sophomore year, all dwelling of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's melodies, a tape was lent by us to go. Day, crowned with the girls asked: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my mattress too! Silent two seconds, and then all fell to the bed. -
61. classmate of a chap to take a sheng nicknamed Panzhu girls calling to the teacher, the teacher coincided to critique of the boys, the next day in class, teachers in terms of: nicknames, can not someone like Han on Jiaosha it?
62. to see a dog on the road over an mediocre dog, to go on the impetus Xiong Xiong questioned it: I am dog, what you are? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: moron, look, I was undercover! -