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A fifth grade class chartered to prairie peregrination, ten people live in yurts
a heavy rainstorm that day arrives, I eat a good night, averaging feces is strong, an umbrella out of account. Cups, the extensive prairie ah, could not detect the lavatory. Spinning, is to die, go behind the yurt to the cook, after the steeple to the base of the feces (you understand), had left two steps, continue to fight ... ... after World War II, back to the repose
account next day activities, projects is to collect mushrooms, you attempt it. Teacher said, arrived and found massive rain final night, my results yet creature washed away, I sigh, but fortunately no one base. Last night I spent time position covered with mushrooms, I burst into tears, which TMD too speedily --
the day after our lunch and dinner is a kind of rises ... I quietly eating cake a day
later, I have not carried out from the other activities, in counting to me, we all diarrhea, pulled legs, can not walk upright ... ...
2 was still at school the a.m. to the classroom teacher has not come suddenly shook the call
so I picked up a man you are xxx (name of woman) Well?
me: I'm sorry you are wrong (very gracious)
M: What can not you be her people (angrily)
me: I do not really know her! (His viewpoint affects my mood)
M: how can I do wrong! You told her to answer the phone,Lacoste Finham SPM Trainers! (Rude)
me: We both do not get down to no time to pick you up call!
3 One night me and my two friends, A and B to C on the outside after dinner to play at home, A love to joke, B is very honest
B drive to C and A downstairs and told me to go first he went to stop. A
So I started upstairs to the 4th floor, found that light is, A began to scare me and said: Oh, perhaps ghosts will come out.
then took two treads, stopped, the stairs next to the shake, saying: You go premier grandmother.
fact, nought, I kas long asA ambitions apt scare me, and I am so aboard to the side with him,
then took two steps, there is a really old lady down, and then letting the A side, This time I want to scare him, and said: What are you doing? No one here ah.
this time for A does not calm, and he: not really? I: Not really. . B parked the car and this time just come up,, A asked, just you have not seen an old lady go? ?
B: No ah. (B is aboveboard, not a joke, we all know)
the two of us are not calm, and we all but to run up, (C live 7 F) an antique madam upstairs and down, A to the side, suddenly, his dramatic facial statement alterations, and then after 5 seconds, the old madam went to the next level, A gently said, this is not just that one what,,,
this does not were calm, and, very calm and not people,,
plastics business, my daughter is doing at home, office heap a lot of printed upon the XX plastic bags fraught with merchandise Co., Dad seemed to have more levels in the company's full name is also printed a line under the company name in English, I have no concerns over this bag, just read English is found under this: XX plastic engineering you xian gong si. The outer bag has been used for several years. . .
you xian gong si .....
4 me and my younger brother was born the same year, I have a few months older than he, but I look a bit dark, and handsome he is very white, Mother of a little pseudo-potential, which is a obligation. Faint claw machine is not cutting the celebration last night, I say female basin to damage up with me friends, but she also brought present boyfriend, then I saw a handsome young man, after being out from her, I look closely, I rely on my younger brother, when he saw me, and we are in the wind not to clutter the ... gc Oh, suddenly, my younger brother came over, put his hand on a pro on the lips his hands look (from my ex-friends basin outlook is we were in kiss), and then his arm around my waist and said, darling, of us to go home. Wow Kaka, my ex-friends to stay in the atmosphere basin thoroughly messy the
5 last night dreamed a guy with accent over to kiss me, too many knot to my beard, and that feeling of being tied Intuit true.
morning how feel wrong, fatuous feline 坐在窗台上 to see our family looked at me thoughtfully, then all understand.
6 I am unattached for three years, usually at home, outspoken but gentle and kind personality. Mom and Dad are good, but simply that enlightened self-sensible people. Mother was a doctor.
yesterday a man sent me home, prank in my clavicle kissed a trace.
home later, my father saw and asked: I went on to explain:
but this is not the g wave.
this time my mother came and said: primarily my mother said sternly:
You go to the hospital look at it. hire out the school day tram waves are often miss that period in the nightfall breeze
have a buddy of big fishy byname usually Taidalielie Mankouzanghua fact that he has a wife good-natured look nice but the persona length of the opposite with him usually do not speak a speak on the blush criterion loli
ride one evening and go out to eat barbecue and later it was proposed big fishy on his infant daughter back to school joined to the. BBQ Shop is open for small Mazha low square table (we all sat in it) a group of people around the square table to sit down and I looked up and suddenly a big earthquake nice fishy wife is wearing a denim skirt white cartoon underwear at me surprised me in the head pressure resolutely under his bow to the evil man next to me so empty big fishy look in the eyes suddenly understood, pointing to his wife yells: Who paralysis *** you wear a skirt out of my brother uncomfortable cursed it long grass ....................( neglected) of his wife sitting silent and then nothing would be a big fishy
over sideways to see wife sitting skirt mouth outwards then asked why she was not scared of you students sitting A large uneasy it fishy roar of an crowd of people to spray the

a woman in a black man in Chinese, said:
9 a student, the next class, monster cow, International Mathematical Olympiad gold medal marathon, is an total talent. He said math has always been on the bed, woke up, aiming a blackboard, and then continue to sleep, when sleep says: The teacher has a lot of oppression ... ...
still stuff, he slept crowned the evening candles every day, reading, and now he slept on the ceiling of the bedroom when he still sported a dingy black smoke over completely to traces can not furnish to have transform the school brother visited passenger attraction ... ...
such people, we have to have thought it was a nerd, do not love it, most meat is! He has a girlfriend, girlfriend, or was the second full year, it is said, they both usually do most favorite thing is -
in a dark and tempestuous night, the pavilion in the dark, sitting in a phantasmal stone bench, eyes closed ... ... ... ... ... a blind chess under a high ==! ! !
really born of a ... ...
10, O2-year J I have a buddy to a fighter, to be sent to the school to meet the political (he Hubei school, his hometown in Jiangsu) police officers do not know the way, he would go with. After the police officers went to trial with Xi'an (Xi'an, but also meet the political police to a comrade) I got the newspaper, rushed to the call: let him come back to take a complete look at Xi'an specialty. Then another man came to see me play G, and I told this thing G, G to J are called to be specialty, a special account to be a lot of the kind of Xi'an, Jiangsu little things. J came back two days later. Give me a award box, gave G a more beautiful award box (packaging is very fine) and G said: You call when I have been on the bus, and can only give you this, packaging or back out of. G grinning took over. I envy the old, bitterly open gifts --- is a terracotta prototype. G is also open boxes ... wow thiophene: neatly placed inside a lot of Jiangsu Province, Xi'an little of the the kitchen, found a peanut, Le Diandian the joy of eating, eat half aunt took him to put out. They miss playing for a while on the peanuts, so another the children knock up ... ...
12 know a mm, called watermelon. Think of the edge of a swimming pool yesterday, the first small watermelon loli, only 5 years old, giant cute.
She then Super Multi, can not stop type. And we say, a lot of her family pets, even the bathroom are kept frog and turtle.
We teased her, said: reserve in the lavatory, how do you lave ah?
loli did not react: they. . They do not take a bath.
we say: you take a bath, was toad to see how to do ah? Lai Tian Erou beautiful little frog eat the.
loli: ... ... Oh.
us: that you are not beautiful Little Swan ah?
loli: ah, I was pretty Little Swan.
us: to see that you are bathing a frog, toad back if they would want to annihilate stew drink ah?
loli anxious: Do not. . Not narrated. . It. . It is myopic. .
several large men all be cornered Meng.
13 words that would be high school naval training, professors take you to the shooting, children's shoes are very excited, to the scope after the teachers have unraveled the deed points and notes after the children's shoes were all lying on the floor ready to shoot. Instructor gave the order, GC came, we next class man suddenly jumped up a tummy instructors aligned Duanzhuo Qiang aloud asked: seconds after hurrahed to prevaricate down, pulling everyone around flamed himself out. To look a company officer in the next supervision to outflank latent speedy Pirates of the peal behind the hit to that name shoes, needy children's shoes on both man and the pistol flew out, and finally the poor group we always received back our shooting maneuvers fell through.
14 on the iron building in the public schoolroom, no go to educate quite early, that our brother three sit at family eating cake soil, are eating four to four MM ... we sat on the back of the book from their bag and took notes on the table ... brother to peruse two to proceed to dine my cake did not control them ... level on the half hour, tapped me behind a MM: students, instructors named it? Name? I was muddled back and saw the MM idle hazy, is certainly equitable woke up ... This is Han's, and too on the Mao-Deng? : by, had not been to Mao-Deng, I listened namely name to come, but likewise wrong ... I saw this woman very tranquility and patted the afterward three sisters, said: package to package into the wrong classroom, a brother ... This memorandum The remaining two of three in the show in cross-stitch, reading novels ... a emotion that the most sober alternatively fair woke up that the remaining few too focused on it ... behind four women packed observance in the eyes of everyone out the ...
15 Today is September 3, on the morning of the modern history. Class the teacher asked, suddenly serious: what day it is, you know? Students have shook his head, and then I suddenly remembered today's mobile QQ login screen, then gave the answer: Today is the fortieth anniversary of Dora A dream! Uh ... apparently this will not be the respond ... ... then the teacher was very dissatisfied Yeah, sadly after some differentiate us that today is the 65th anniversary of Sino-Japanese War Victory Day. (Japan formally surrendered, signing in fact the school 3 9!) This day has been forgotten by numerous youth people, and I *** A dream it is also many more attractive! ! Damn ...
16 words of my colleagues on night responsibility to the emergency (10 pm - 7 am), 21:00 the way to a small canteen for supper, at the same table to see my colleagues repulsion a bully, insulted, hit up my colleagues peppery temper , and soon the two people stand side open, tease his jaws is not clean, difficult to talk to my colleagues simply said: Do not let me hit, ran into so you do not know how to die!
to the medium of the night, and send them in a to be chopped, not very deep, like seaming, and a look that is at that bum ... ...
colleagues politely asked: I do not remember? Bully nodded, afraid to say everything, and my colleagues politely asked: whether or not anesthesia ah? Bully like a long time ... ... ...
child shook his head about the second grade, one at home is his aging mother scolded. Then his aging mother to cook me a person in the house. Convulsions do not know what mad, want to flee away from home self-reliance, 三下五除二 their own disbursement from the appearance to the inside clean, standing in the door to go out or not out of ideological struggle. When my mother saw my surprise, and asked me why the door does not stand to wear clothes do I morally say his aging mother scolded. Then his aging mother to cook me a person in the house. Convulsions do not know what mad, want to run away from home self-reliance, 三下五除二 their own expense from the outside to the inside clean, standing in the door to go out or not out of ideological struggle. When my mother saw my surprise, and asked me why the door does not stand to wear clothes do I morally say
17 ** old yesterday met a Saudi, I started to talk to photos (I a pure man), the defendant's hibiscus Xifeng and photos on him, but, he was not scared, but yelled, wow ~ pulchritude and savory! savor in my feeling its heaviness when the Saudis and then every half an hour later added a sentence, she is Feng Jie? @ @ @ It seems the Chinese Feng has successfully out, to the globe ... ...
After the walk home a few days before overtime, passing a school, day quite late, the gate on a child in that waiting, I looked at while passing, scared, half of his face the blood, looked back a half-day or not to bear , but in the quondam queried him: children how do you?
he inclined me: fight.
me: you this face ... ...
him: Kepo hymning, all right all right. I'll wait for my mother anyhow.
I go not, linger not, and hate for a long time the center is not able to go linger with his additional mother. Expression during the children has been very stony.
not for a while, his mother came, the small high-heeled step of the thief sounded far to see her son look of blood, holding Shua Shua Shua rushing to open cry: ah ah ah ah this is how his son, ah I'm sorry your mother ah. . .
special impatient children: a fight with Bob. Kepo.
his mother: ah ah ah ah son back to her mother for a son like ah ah ah ah ... ...
children: Oh mother you call, so I came back, Take me to the hospital two joints needle it, anguish!
his mother: Right,Lacoste UK, right, son, car, car. . .
children especially cattle X: stop sign at that, to the First People's Hospital!
his mother: Yes, yeah, Hurry. . .
child by his mother pulled away, I also Huitouchong waved his hand, bloody mini face under the lights still look calm, I truly lost ... ...
18 day and several female colleagues talk, said that brands will come up.
a woman suddenly said: br> The other weak weak woman asked: The man, English is not very good, to the sophomore, and was replaced by the English are hung up, we have been puzzled, our bedroom a very fast hardware partner referral English exam has been covered with him, ah, no way, the last English test We all sat around him, the examination, we basically have to answer to him, and passing is no problem, so excited after he finished the assignment, he passed me, I peeked at his answer card, gc came, *** is his answer canvas map with a ballpoint pen, then too late to stop him, and afterwards the three of us asked him how to fill the answer sheet with a ballpoint pen? He was very hard to understand, could not do with a ballpoint pen Tuka? I had exams, college entrance examination is so, ah, ah from the high school is such that we hear all the messy, no marvel you hang up before the English are even more frightening is that he said he very good high school grades, the school always First, do not know why the entry to play so wrong, we all know why, just do not have the heart to tell him, strongly doomed their high school teacher
20 friends often hear to the words of the car radio, one night very late,Womens Lacoste Shua Trainers, she drive home.
man and a woman on the radio talk
woman: you! dishes to go,Mens Lacoste!
M: Why is my dishwasher?
Woman: You talk about you a big man, even three minutes to do, who you do not wash dishes?!
narration: a definite hospital, you will not rinse!!
had a sister given birth but could not eat milk, particularly the baby so much MM also made up of pain
home has only a small dog he is out of a small bowl to the dog each day to nectar
to play after that she sat on the edge of the baby feeding dog watching helplessly
element of a man, usually drive particularly fierce, regardless of their own car or different car, and adore the sound when the car quite a impact transferred to the level of most of the loosen of the DJ music. One day in the yard reverse, with the awesome melody so fierce that this guy reversing Yeah, all of a sudden, bang, I heard, he rushed off to the rear, often brother (in Baojie Gong, often we usually call him brother, quick 5 year-old man, usually calm and very honest) in the next gardening, see this man get off the back wall, there are about a foot away from the distance, just like all brother said that fortunately there are a foot away, I thought hit of it. GC came. . . . . Chang brother, spoke up: You have hit, which is playing back ......... this is the bombard back ...... play back. . . .
21 meal my mother suddenly said: You see you every day, engaged at home doing nothing, eating Shuishui eat, how later married? I gritted his teeth and said: No, I will seek nurturing, giving them as a XX. My mother put down the bowl, a look of sorrowful looking at my face, said: older point of it, people can both.
people can either. . .
can either. . .
either. . .
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22 day, GF to live in my house, I told her, my family are more orthodox, you live in my sister house, I live in my room. But I and her evening meal to friends that, back home,Lacoste Arin Patent Trainers, 11. All lights up. Parents appear to sleep, I told her that the room you sleep sister, GF come to my room to get washed appliances, entered my room. Girlfriend that you really traditional home, at your bed has a carpet, and now two new ruddy big red was all laid out ... I faint. My mother has given us a paved bed. We were in the eye. Silent. It also is not classical, g is the wave of his girlfriend said she was going to move my sister room, latch the door but the room we found a sister. Halo. My mother really line
23 words in a dark night (around nightly a), an uncle had a drink with friends (4.5 bottles of beer, look indeed clear), to drive home, come to a junction, We are dedicated to see the traffic police uncle, and he stopped. This person immediately drill from behind the driver's seat, GC came. . After the uncle to ask the traffic police who do answer I was drunk, do not know. Traffic police have nothing to say uncle.
following highlights here, such as traffic police to go to this person, really fell comatose in the back, waiting for him to get up up more than 4 points, begin the car to go when uncle who is very devoted traffic police in his car next to the there, blown alcohol detector. . 12 points. . . 15 days. . . Fine 200. . . . You understand
24 I never picky eaters, parsley, celery, Duman eat. The BF is to select, especially not like to eat zucchini, but it is an amplification that will eat the kind of spit.
25 noon today I am in the company for lunch, dishes with squash, I remembered the reason for the BF exaggerated picky eaters, and then I and my colleagues said, , a food will spit.
Then I pick up a large zucchini, into his mouth.
my face in front of colleagues, on the gorgeous spit .........
Is this catching the ailment to eat zucchini, infection ............
26 institute, his girlfribring ... to an endch hare tear a plate, clothe up a independent, and a cup, the whole a amenable guy ...
1 day and she drank chart beer, the edge of a team of small Tai Mei, 1 of the over verbal flirting bunny, to the efficacy that ice and sleet nude Guiqiu be nurturing ...
girlfriend cried her a cup of malt, said to be a priori inspection, Tai Mei startled a moment, and asked how inspection ...
rabbit: the solution down to see size bra, water bras now too ... : let him come see me! appearance with: Little Tai Mei have hesitated to go, hare bra playing with the hand, said: afraid to go out drinking extra than a month after the Beer ...
27 of a female student kept a fine cup VIP Diao, assembly the students bring to us to play.
not let anyone hold VIP bird, but went straight to a portly boys, hop on the coming into his arms, and completely abandoned their own masters.
we have said that the boys have an affinity because Han Han Han, employer of VIP results would only calm and gives us the answer:
> 28 saying that the students play with a few penalties in the restaurant game, losing to complete a super-task. Well in advance that task.
see the next table has a handsome pot, so the first task is to send roses to him, but also affectionate confession.
sister lost clatter, handsome kettle in the keen eyes of women, under the Friends of the basin, to complete the mission gingerly. Others have to hold next to chuckle for inner injuries.
sister back, seeing the gang of sword people, the heart of a meter, Yinhen said, who lost the clatter, who is going to come back the roses! !
results, results ... ...
results
sister has lost clatter
smiled language wretched man (called A bar) in the noon day came early to school, obediently in their seats irregular stay face eyes closed tummy, hands droop in the thighs.
I was beginning the door to the Seeing brother like this, so cared almost the past hi. A shoulder shot then asked: A I passed it will not hang on desperately shaking A, pumping A slap in the face. He raised his pate out from his pants rainy hands petulant at me. I suddenly petrified. . GC
think this is it? Not. . . Tragedy in the emulating
A roar to me: want to play on with the fight! Why hit me, I'm not a plane!
are not aeroplane. . . .
not the aircraft. . . .
aircraft. . .
aircraft. . .
fly. . .
29, said a high school, this thing we all know thatthe students of that term, see if you can run into alumni. The words of our junior year when the class teacher, male, forty years old, is a big pipe, at all times not in the classroom, the elementary chain smoker, rest in the corridor when pumping, on the way title or to recite our own asset to do he also went to a pumping out. One day, classes will balabala to get cracking commerce finished, the old classes with you comrades, said: right after you deduct from cigarette smoking is noxious to health, especially second-hand smoke. A family tradition of this imperial sister sturdy. I went to her home to see my little niece, my sister especially while using a bust pump while enthusiastically asked me to go home to get the disguise to do ah? I wound up or cardamom LORI one, to see the big sister Mimi has been discerned to be additional, waved, said, to keep it small niece. My sister pulled open the cabinet
debris to show me, a row of small flasks of ore water,Lacoste Trainers! (Which is the breast!), Too many, she can not eat. A few days later she was out with a month of big sister, aunt and my mother with a bath. My mother nearly to tears that I came back holding a big cousin Mimi asked them a few do not do milk bath, my mother froze, big cousin, said the sturdy back of a finger, to give me back up a little.
I still feel a lusty sense of the picture can not imagine.
31 saying I have a buddy who is also a great lot of the long history of very good high school but when he went to make-up examinations for the other boys take the test for a history class into the checkup chamber when the gc to the invigilator looked a long time He took the ticket of the other students had a very witty to the sentence research should be very normal and the and a little scared face, dark GG seems to have seen, want to take the initiative to approach out this cute little is too handshake. the little guy a little scared and did not grab reached. Blacks GG to pull his hand up. little guy instantly withdraw hand taking a closer look, still drastic body rub. black GG a dark line on the hand open to him. (Black's hand is pearly) little guy smiled. said: that there are hands ah
33 school curriculum train Everyone welding a semiconductor, which is a small radio.
completed, most human tin not use. School said: four dollars per person you want students to be skillful to take away their radios.
crowd noises, say you want to.
school is open: to consider are that some students do not want the radio, then you only absence to pay four yuan matters.
... ... Well, everyone took their own radio.
34N years antecedent and his girlfriend take a bus into town shopping.
Because students over more than a holiday thing, the car burst thronged, we are near attach (you understand).
I have a habit, like playing my girlfriend's finger is bent upon her joints to curve to the variety!
... ... ... and a half faint over the car ... ... ... ... ... nothing, I was adapted to playing together, while also fugue. Then to the GC:
screw around screw around with my heart suddenly surprised, surprised! Miles outside the feeling of all condensed in my hands. I am surrounded by my girlfriend's waist with both hands, then I finger who is playing? Who? Who ... ...
languid to look languid next to me, a woman female nestling in the weapon of a lad, eyes looking at me perplexed though ... ...
brother very, very scared, but the brother calm and let go, if nothing had occurred to look out the skylight.
brother did not understand all these annuals, female woman is legal and you were feeling? Ye let me melodrama fknow next to nothing of long?
35 Today in class, sitting behind me a man, mobile phone from the table in front of a sudden, that is behind me out, I kind of feel the stool I sit, that not, I have no more consideration to . Then I heard on the layer behind the boys looked around and said the ground is not ah. Grilled table and then stand up and look inward, and then the boys have flurry and inhibited mirth. I still do not care of a colossal nerve. Listening ambition be classes, I muse where the wrong body. Then I left and touch the right touch. When I touch when I dress shorts, I immediately explode into tears. Start from the waist in hot jeans shaking brought out a compartment phone. . Behind the boys said something to me deep thank you. . Ah ah ah ah! !
36 six people to sit in a car to eat, a driver, a front, rear squeeze four. To the halfway line, the driver suddenly calling back four: the traffic police, four people in a fast faint, or overload pay a fine. So a short stature who cross to lie down on the other three legs. Unfortunately, the traffic police is still stopped, and found the back four, then with the driver said: you overloaded. Driver profusely, then a man behind the calm and said: no overload, which is inflatable toy ... petrochemical ... traffic police was really granted to go ...
37 year at campus, among the worried class one day, like the large, paper was made by the front girl, succeeded after the speed of lightning Pirates of Jingle Bells flew to the male toilets. Songkuai later, from his pocket and pulled out of that pack. . . . Whisper annual. . . .
38 in the company, vice president of conferences, fashionable curse, and then say how other companies how, if the current people do not go hard on how to how and finally sum up their own insinuation grow history, and said: things you do not have to disburse return I would like to ravage all you beginners, here you have to work overtime, but I can look at classes to go home, hold my son to go. the words,