The latest edition of laughs slide of the tongue

A boyfriend a sweet face,Asics Women's Mexico Mid Runner, said: I ask you to eat Adidas (Kazakhstan with Adidas). . . . .

2 clean the fruit in the kitchen when my wife exclaimed: One time my husband told me that our kin opened a shift approximate the pass, I laughed by him, he also base something wrong,Asics Women's Gel Lyte III, immediately corrected himself: 4 and colleagues discuss the case: that the suspects had absconded after for ai? !

5 once I said to grandma to penetrate hare health Zai Zai, the results said to look my grandmother beneath a .......... Zai Zai ..

6 me and my sister came in an Internet cafe to see the machine
, my sister asked: (should be the Internet or ascertain somebody)

7 .. time to eat casually, face the boss said: ................... chilly

8 boss, a bowl of ice powder,Asics Rotation 77, ice do not do roseate ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~( I wondered,Asics Onitsuka X Tokidoki Fabre, that he should bowl of brown sugar water is not instantly on the end?)

9's fashionable to a boy, me and my mother : construction of snow!
small 3 said: Who built?
boss said: I am building (low)! ! I established a (low)! !

11 had to say > ... ... quiet for a meantime, react, corrected me:
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13 and her boyfriend that night with us a few stars, few memorize the moon

14 choir in rehearsal, there are always students whisper at the same time, obtain up the teacher screaming: Do not be quiet! everybody laughing! (he was going to say: Dayton

16 ah a classmate to purchase hasty food also face the boss said: boss, to two parcels of Instant-Dict

17 political self-study courses, and students conversation in a boy, the educator suddenly came in the boys masquerade to do one endorsement like: ;

18 dwelling 3 people to buy immediate noodles, the boss has emphasis, entered the small mart called: Master of the 6 archives of urine all! (extra than should be expected to Jane)
Oh, no desire ... ...

19 tall school txt on the biased political class a know teachers decorated the job, long girl, ready for her confession. two sat a long time, he was eventually told the girl: Can I drip you a boyfriend? zoology teacher)

22 three donkey
Dazhi care whether my fist ass

23 huge casserole (well fine!)

24 mid-term exams, language exams, a teacher entered the schoolroom, saying, Chinese role ;
25 Once to jewelry Bay, which says we ought hold off because a long time ....... ........ the students in that .. that .... that ... that ... Pearl Harbor off!!
driver master now collapse .......

26 how the light inside the fowl fried rice , no egg it?

27 time I buy rhubarb
to the drugstore...
the boss and says loudly: I buy marijuana...
alarm and trepidation,Asics Mexico 66 Lauta, horrified boss said: We do not sell this object...
I did not respond, yet also Q: Where??
foreman speechless...

28 to buy steamed buns, dumplings or Baozi attention is to buy food? boss asked me when I blurted out: to smell four buns! boss was furious!

29 my father's students went to school, hold a quilt into the bedroom, discard above the mattress, spit aboard the floor, throw the results of the quilt on the floor, spit on the mattress. also smashed his own tongue!

31 slip of the tongue from the graveyard
wife reproachfully asked: Do you even do not know the appoint of your grandmother? ;
aggrieved husband to A: I know ye, my grandmother was seven years old when he died.
wife surprised: What?
busy husband changed his tune: No, not,Asics Mexico 66 New Arrival, grandmother seven years old I was dead!!!

32 is unfair is condemned to erasure from

33, and a cluster of Korean dine Chinese edible, Chinese president had just studied that you ambition apt practice a la carte, a meal is very arrogant to point that not always dishes are coriander,
for an hour, no one Diecai on. Complaints Manager , said the manager who knows you is not to say the early eighties to buy snacks, I do not know if or not food tickets, pointing to the snack shop collaborator asked: This is money you?

35 sorry, see the Liang Zi ran into to the