The end of the prestigious 2010 edition of Comedy

1. the world's most remote distance, the two of us to go out, you buy Apple's fourth generation, I buy 4 bags of apples
2 world is so chaotic, for whom pure installed.
3. give yourself one English name, called the pressure of Alexander.
4. I use a bag of money for academy, for a bag of books; graduated, change money with these books, but can not supply a bag!
5. We get cracking Jingdezhen, where the wealthy cups and cutlery, is acute to the maximum notable porcelain. We likewise divided kiln and kilns, kiln designed a emotional porcelain kilns to make a glass.
6. since got mad, the whole spirit of the people more.
7. Question: see today has been prompting to the other man friends to go to bed, ask: Is it to encounter anybody is to go to bed?
friends Re: friends to meet not go to bed? Are you kidding, we all so engaged.
8 registration site I have a habit requires a user appoint, when I fill in registration sheets Sina Sina, I called Zhang Yahu enrolled Yahoo, I ambition write a enrolled Baidu Baidu, a Google I change Harigaya melody. Today received a call call, ask: Miss Zhang Jianshe it? I know,GHD Rare Straighteners, China Construction Bank to sell my personal information ... .....
9. I told a friend that tian ~ an-door for Chairman Mao, and Ah actually asked who had replaced.
11 voyage is exhausted of alive from their own area to go where other people tired of living.
12 Jackie Chan starring in the television catena live more than thirty annuals of age. . . . . . .
13 sons to study not good, my mommy scolding, scolded, the son of my dad looked with sorrowful eyes, said: Why did you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not because you!
14 KB of the world's most hijacked you do not KB, but the Philippines pol.ice retention you. . . . . .
15 babies, people fatuous is ultimate.
16 last night, there is a phone connected to the wifi notification is to update the system. Updating can not be on a wifi.
asked HTC purchaser service that my HTC G7 This version is sold in Tanzania. Where no wifi.
17 You are my mold specter, you are my bloom, you are my sad person, I lead melon ....
18 Beijing zang expressway traffic jam, is the world's only competent to see the big traffic jams in space.
19 pocket hides 2 greenbacks, asylum 500W
20 Let the Chinese nation is a sapient nation,GHD Precious Gift Set, for example in array to solve vehicle congestion problems, to work on the invention of the pinnacle shifting means. Another sample is to solve the problem of tall costs,GHD IV Styling Set, they invented a path to purchase a house tip load shifting, specifically, is this: some people this
life to buy, some people buy my next life
21 and the boyfriend I not posed to prepare whenever, anywhere betray. . .
22 What are the old, that ruffian sense at entire.
23 formulas Guangzhou Railway Station to survive: eat, nectar, do not say, do not ask, do not reply, stop, bypass, however. Has been out of the Square to the station as the heart, 1000 meters is a bandit or all of the strangers Dairen.
24 lad somehow every time I feel guilty, marveling how can the old center with a mini linkage. . .
25 / highly taught people who tin no detect go namely the least of this society / security / fixed ingredients, see the clause, I seem to understand a few decades ago, Sun, hair, and many other gentlemen was ashore for laborious publish of employ was desperately seeing as jobs in the
26 in the supermarket, saw a knotted up with the crabs from 18.9 yuan to 28.9 yuan freezer cabinets to climb, I explode into tears, you too have motivated a TM!
27 brother lived on the second floor, a mallet of incense hanging clothes on the terrace before the time a junior high school students to wear school uniforms look like a chap carrying a bag over playing downstairs, hiking hum: I adore people, not my wife, retinue her belong to another person ... each inch a noisy voice in the slightly wretched! She have to have followed the last chapter is true ** ...
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30 can be on the news web accessories acting are superb, the People's University sent did not let Mr. Hu / writing / / open the bedroom gate casual mind playing mahjong Sanqueyi the 3 students.
31. [inflation] one of survival, do not join lover; 2, time to obtain rid of an affair; 3, to retain the existing number of kid; 4, less cooking at home, hooked out; 5,GHD MK4 Kiss Straighteners, less information to call multiple ; 6, take somebody else's motorcar to go its own way; 7, eat their meals so that others disburse; 8, try to along the information others to save their brain.
32. a personnel carrying luggage to go on the road, was hit along a car head-on. Driver out of outlook the location of migrant workers: What do you Laozhang Ren is the leader? The answer is not. Asked: What do you dad is a Gang? The answer is not. Ask: What is your Chongqing pol.ice it? The answer is not. Workers relieved, exhausted body strength to say the last words: You wait, I miss you mischief!
33. the educator standing on the podium, the earnestness of the students said: You remember, the official horse of God II, millionaire people, all are smokes, to the future amount to everything, had to seriously study !
34. interview questions: 1 + 1 =? Candidates A: 2 Examiner: not the morale of innovation, out! Candidates B: between 1 and 3 Examiner: there is no scientific concept of evolution, coil! Candidates C: You said a few is a few examiners: too crab, work! Candidates D: do not know, merely precarious, inquire the examiner above: Congratulations, you are hired, the report tomorrow to the Bureau of Statistics.
35. According to sources, the Southern Weekend This period not merely for workers made a iPhone4, also made a 20 kg sweet potato per human, the implication is: do not news people call the shots, it is better to go family selling sweet potatoes.
36. Niubi Niubi China has a aisle phoned CCTV10, there is a section called Niubi into the science, the anecdote of a farmer Niubi a Niubi article, 1 daytime the planter found himself inadvertently electric pen charged walls, then found namely the ground is also charged, to find the house final Niubi really also live in the air, into the scientific study on this, the next two sets, finally found: electric pen is broken ... ...
37. The so-called universities: the prison-based, quality oriented rogue, Kiss the open, consumer-oriented white-collar workers, educate imagine of, skipping global, Internet-based bedroom, make-up vocational,GHD Blue Butterfly 2011, tuition aristocratic, paper-based Baidu, myopia comprehensive oriented, cafeteria-based fared, the dream of employment,GHD IV Salon Straighteners, unemployment of graduates, the employment of emigrant workers