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1. work in the morning when the bus is crowded, people super multi-ah.
second thigh up a little beauty, behind with a man. To see whether they do not know the way it should be. Several stood did not talk. Little Miss child should be around 1.62, I 1.80 The elementary than her one. The kind of beauty in his hand a small packaged soy milk. He stood in front of me, because principally compact, small beauty standing in the middle, simply grab handrails may be afraid to squeeze milk spilled, and the high installed cups milk to their shoulders, but also occasionally drink . I am not eaten breakfast, the smell is hungry tin not stand the taste of milk. Her drink, then the whole country about the shoulder slowly. Straw from my mouth just far up is about 3CM.

After a while I could not bear it, suck a small mouth on the mouth, very light, mini beauty is not found, then she took a morsel of drink, then to their shoulders, I breathe. In this way presently, milk should not, but I do not know ah. She said something to himself: She held to the shoulder of the glass afresh, I suck a morsel to go tread by step, the results, because there is not many, I cigarette when issued Little Miss pushed back, and I was petrified, my mouth is his mouth, her straw, rigid where, at that maladroit ah. MB, the fancy of ​​have a bump. Little Miss said: >
likewise frightening to think of it now ah. Little Miss off the afterward stop, several people have been looking nigh me, my self-mockery to say: I just achieved it. And small charm with that man on the train spoke on: ??? how do you not get off? mention what I want you girlfriend. my nice? just the station, I jumped down. . . Whole body sweat ah.
too scared of.
too tangled up.
had too distraught.
2. there is a temporary thought come and go swim, excavate in the supermarket bought a cheap swimming trunks, because there is no other color, only red. The results did not expect swimming trunks fade, I steep in the pond when the lower body has a snatch of red oozing out of the waves in the water ... swim ... an uncle to me, looked at my body under the red blood boy, finally met a girl like, two individuals had just started dating.
a girl is sick, the boy with her to clinic intravenous drip.
10 minutes afterward, twenty minutes afterward, no action.
boy marveling to break the pacify, asked: ; 'cold? I'll give you cover cover? . . . . . . . . . Hand over the drip bottle.

4. the words of a child all relied on colossal teenage bullying sister, one night, my father came to our tucked-year-old sister was startled to find sitting straight I looked at the black sleeping!
how do you not slumber? dad asked.
sister quickly said: Hush! dot sound dormant because a meantime so she knock her!







5. This is one of the older people are probable behind the ears, remember for a child in the grandmother, grandfather one day I am prepared to go fishing, just left the house on the antique man ran into the house next door. Grandfather of my grandfather said: ... ...

6. on the bus a couple, the woman left a satyr touch her boyfriend without any expression. After arriving satyr pulling her boyfriend to get off the beaten capability to bring his girlfriend hike away after the meal. A site analysis of the causes to referendum. 75% of the people to referendum for And next to a ticket outlets today where I line up to buy steamed buns to eat, quick dismissed when he heard two men later said: Halo, the original here is Baozi Pu, selling tickets for it ... ... ah,GHD IV Straighteners, over there!

8. someone on a forum, at a current girlfriend, concubine Italian Lang emotion, want to go home to visit his girlfriend, his girlfriend know his jaws at each rotate wrong language, So repeatedly advised him not ridiculousness, someone gladly. to be met, the person responding freely, not revealed the mystery, girlfriend, parents are very satisfied after dinner, until winter, with his girlfriend sent to parents also insisted on the roadside,GHD Red Straighteners, someone very touched, a hot head, blurted out, 9 Today the foreman asked me to erase all Internet cafes in CS, I had a engaged night. As for why you want to delete CS? In fact this is the cause of today's Public Security Bureau ad hoc inspections, has been off ahead the air, row A few days I have been a scavenger, the biological old of 18 all out anybody Internet cafes, even now looked at the police come to his uncle, the landlord and I have no stress,GHD Red Butterfly 2011, but unfortunately when the police uncle have just set foot in the door cafes, Internet cafes are just playing CS in the excitement of the gang shouted: I acknowledge, that moment, not just the police uncles face green, and my boss's face, and Green was hideous.

10. circled at a huge sister done funny thing.
she has a compartment phone and a PHS, one day alteration the new phone card, a companion asked her how much to buy a new number, she said, forgotten, on the card with the phone call changed his own PHS. Dial and colleagues, to continue to talk, PHS rang, she took up the question: !

11. my wife to go away on business, for several days do not come back.
p.m. when she secretly meets Clockwork message to me and said : I sleep like the leading brim of die pigs, a good laugh ah results telecommunication problems, navel of the night was sent to my phone.
upstairs when I nearly did not jump · · ·

12. I remember high school on the study, a buddy sleeping in the last row and suddenly woke up, then light be turned, and went to sleep when the whole class students are looking foolish.




13. home big feline gave birth to 6 kittens, very cute, for the baby, have not opened his eyes have a cat do not know why, the lad always find it a repast, or have too much competition, get fewer than one day, a big cat out to dinner, I watch as the kitten holding the other kitten's tail that suction ah ah suck suck.

14. when high school students approximately her anecdote. a boy in level asleep lying on the table , the teacher base the teacher very calm: at the same table beneath the care of 。。。。
This is really a wash... at the same chart to take off his jacket draped over the bed boys who...

15. One daytime, the young people to open unsolicited Laileyibang chambers birthday. clothes is very elegant, thought it was a senior cadres of the prodigal son came to music. Do not Miss Do not ask behind the service, then sent a platter in the quondam no longer disbursing attention.
JC comrades come retard late at night,GHD IV Mini Straighteners, merely thought this group of people actually act drugs. JC saw a bunch of young people ask me we do not know. apart from everything else and it's a grab. So, comedy occurred.
a man lying on the cups wall, limbs do like swimming. expression is very insignificant. JC drag up an down. eyewear M: 牛逼, I have become a gecko you recognize it.

; 16 New Year's dinner, a few tables there is a label mark,GHD IV Pink Straighteners, and the repose of us just sit and then heard a female say: so like a woman?
This human speaks the words of a lifetime of apologize, , an to the University the restaurant, holding a lunch box was hesitant in the end ate, murmuring: in the end it is chicken or fish it, urging him to hurry up namely restaurant Aunt plebiscite, then he cried racking our heads to eat [ ,],GHD MK4 Pure Straighteners,[Big Bo Jiatang Columbia students phoned Chen Guandong, Uncle Chen Guannan called home yesterday my mom, 3 babies born Bojia Tang brother, called Kuan-North. depend ashore the kin cursed it! third brother is causing me to it. But I fair read the . junior year, there are times at noon and bf in the educate snack, folk Super Multi, finally grabbed a face to face situation, sitting back a pair is face to face, and that my boys are behind to back, suddenly that the pair began to argue , the chap looks too palatable no to buy rice, I did not concern to proceed a cheerful eating ~ eating eating listened a bang, suddenly felt the hair back from the start so hot, seat of your pants, jug of spicy noodle cover my head, I Petrochemical - hot 1 minute are numb, and then a faint man voice said in my ear: I'm sorry ah, she was supposed to buffet me!


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