A true description of gender relations in 50

1, the first time men and women go to bed is difficult, since build up easy; women first and men go to bed very lightly, since scale up difficult;
2, man and wife to divorce after money, men make money his wife wanted to divorce him.
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5, before the marriage and let a woman dine a man to borrow money, lend money and let a woman married a man dine.
6, a man having an affair is reflected in more and more engaged work,PULSERA CAMUFLAJE CON LOGO XB, a woman having an affair is reflected in speed up salt to do the dishes.
7, a woman said to you
8, the traditional man is pure ahead marriage, later matrimony promiscuity; modern men fool approximately ahead marriage, afterward marriage to become aboveboard.
9, before the traditional children quite honest woman, started giving birth dreams, before the birth of modern woman dreams, after giving birth to become honest.
10, at home when the money men like bookkeeping, by family, when the rich women like accounting.
11,Extreme Balance, the relationship between man and his wife bad the relationship among him and the mother is nice; no stuff how agreeable the relationship between a woman and her husband, she and her mother's relationship is also meager.
12,PULSERA AZUL CON LOGO XB, men do not make money when the women try so hard, make money when a man a woman regrets.
13, a man entrusted to his girlfriend to attach to their buddies, and finally became the man's wife, girlfriend, buddy along to when; woman sister were entrusted to the care of her boyfriend, the results have become the boyfriend of the wife, sister, sister When they have not become.
14, when men consider masturbation namely definitely not his wife, a female is apt her husband.
15, the failure of men who like to than his wife, successful woman like other people than her husband.
16, unlawful parking fine men and pol.ice loud one, a woman in the side to argue; illegal parking fine woman and a man nearby a loud, pol.ice in the side to persuade.
17, the biggest worry is the creditors man, a woman's greatest anxiety is the sweetheart.
18, most men like to purchase useless things and most notebook calculators, and most women like to buy the most needless thing is shoes.
19, a man good at discovering his wife's failings, women good at discovering her husband's benefits.
20, a man having an affair is for the impulse, the woman having one business for of Malaise.
21, men lovers will have a sense of accomplishment, women lovers will have a sense of crime.
22, men take the initiative to kiss a woman is an accidental event, women take the initiative to kiss men blueprinted event.
23, four-year-old woman had for her husband before the impulse, the four-year-old man has for his wife after the action;
24, men like the shelves full of books, and women see at these books.
25, men and women offended quarrel in the motorcar, if driving is a woman she would slam aboard the brakes, if a man driving that he would pedal to the metal.
26, men for money to the first mobile phone, and then change a car, and then for the house, and finally change clothes; woman money is fair the opposite.
27, men to study English in mandate to prove that they are OKAY,PULSERA NEGRA CON BANDERA, the woman to learn English has proven that they have not.
28, the poorest man is not bargain shopping, the most rich women must bargain shopping.
29, successful man, there is a woman's advocate, successful women have a bunch of men backward the aid.
30, women detested men Chen Shimei; men preference woman is Lady.
31, men see a woman, love, the most beautiful, the most common marriage, divorce, the most ugly divorce then becomes beautiful; women see a man, love the most honest, most boring marriage, divorce, before the most hypocritical, divorce then become genuine.
32, as men, the most beautiful woman can not obtain the woman; for women, most handsome man is yet a man.
33, then the wise woman is also in their looks disturbed, silly man in a woman's advent is also explicit.
34, women are forever afraid of men routinely color, they complain that men do not work to bed color; men always show ordinary women also, go to bed a woman does not show alarm.
35, the most perplexing object a man is drunk wife pestered his friends; women are the most perplexing thing is pestering her husband's friends got drunk himself.
36, a woman of the man said,
37, divorced, not the attribute of men, surely not a good man; divorce, not the property of a woman,PULSERA BLANCA CON ARGENTINA, it have to be a good woman.
38, a man sent a woman bras, that ambition to build lovers; women give men's underwear, that already had lovers.
39, women as stupid and good men because good and stupid.
40, a woman made a thousand dollars a element, she would narrate a man made a thousand dollars, to differentiate their friends, made a five hundred; man unit made a thousand dollars, he would tell a woman made a five- a hundred, tell their friends made a thousand five.
41, henpecked at home, most do not defiance refute the man-in-law; at home, the women are most afraid of her husband dared to contradict her mother.
42,Equilibrio Xtreme, a woman ambition cost their own money to save her husband who, men will cost their own money to retention the other woman.
43, men face a group of women, do not discuss the appearance issues; women face a team of men, do not argue the publish of asset.
44, women are the most like listening to a man said that another woman is difficult to penetrate; man most like to listen a woman say to another man is a failure.
45, women often say namely they comforted a woman miserable; men to comfort a man often said namely dissimilar man miserable.
46, when the most stupid man is the premier time dressing a suit to work, women are the most stupid is the 1st period when the avenues dressing a Dress.
47, praised the prettiness of other women's clothing like a beautiful, rich man like other men touted tall earnings, the final outcome is the topic of chat lead to himself.
48, returnees men speak Chinese when the Chinese have added a few words of English; returnees woman speaking English to a alien and there are a few Chinese.
49, men read the Dr. because of low IQ, women read the Dr. because of cheap affective intelligence.
50, a man lying is a kind of accustomed, a woman lying is a variety of need.