Mom 's also comic ~ ~ ~

practice a woman, menstruation, and no land is still a sanitary napkin. . . Emergency situations. Out the skylight to remain open! ~ Just kick the face of a planter, the farmer rubbed his face, after perusing it said. . I *. . . The practice is fast. I still hit Manlianshixue paper! ! ! !

by a child to buy sets. Said: Children said:. . How much you want. . . . The child said: . Child said nothing on the open sets in the head. . . . . ; Boss asked: .. the teacher said.. you play. you played a JB you play !!~. . .

leaving for a basket of eggs in a village women wade in the woods ... .... Suddenly. Out of a Han dynasty. Take her to the strong * a. . So big fellow away. Villager who patted the taint up ............ ... that ..?!!!!! big handle ...... I thought to grasp the egg ~ ~! ~


Guan Yu and Zhang Fei and Liu Bei ........ that entity is not so that the United States has changed a very good back with Guan Yu said, so ... Guan Yu had a return on the U.S. for now ..... Zhang Fei Zhang Fei said that the United States has very good change of a bad back, said with so !!~~~~
Guan Yu Guan Yu said: you took off his pants. I see. : bite her jaws ~~~!!!. . War period, when the day came, and was about to change sanitary napkins, and suddenly a shell call back. She fainted. . . . When she woke up on the operating table has a. . . . The doctor said. . . . .

school has always been anxious, big moment for the first time on the ego, even reduced sitting in the schoolroom, then went to the hallway cigarette. Not just for a lit cigarette, come to a PL girls, Gua Ren asked, How have run out. PLMM said, pointing to our classroom, that class! Even better was incited to say that we are in a level ah? How, you reduced? She said: ah, our level ran out of a new study hall, I come to ascertain him. Even laugh, it seems there are still unable to sit still, you find him Gansha, you're not his mother! MM: No access, ah, I was his instructor! Even when they covered the ... ... a minute later, Biechu words: teacher, you look truly young ... ...

a brother to the toilet, the results of straying into female toilets, urinals inside and find that feeling No, but fortunately no one inside **. He then calmly walked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm, and he hit it a face to face, reddened, the first a low, turned and drilled to the male toilets ...


child is simple ... ... junior tall school, a lad would like to copy a girl's job, for alarm others do not coincide, I must take her out of the classroom and turned over people's bags, the outcome turned out a sanitary napkin, he was surprised and said: real storm, and that brother of envy that guy said: well envy you buddy, that buddy said: envy Han, jeans, not off it ~ ~

time I steer, my female colleagues sitting next to me suddenly Q: Five pound. Me: too priceless, five dollars samgun it. Boss: No no.

school one day when a call call to me, the students gave me complete way, said: Phone one would casually say: .
after 2 hours. snail not come back.
turtle cursed anxious: do not come back I ########ing died!
when the gate came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!

daytime debris streams, turtles, snails coiled down a tilt, the turtle on altitude of the rock chips, laid apt the dead, the snail body bodies light, survived, merely disguised pleasure and said: I am firmly in the tortoise shell!
hereafter, snails Chuanjie crossroads, a automobile speeding to the snail dismissive, without dodging, likewise broke, laid to the dead, spirit beings gathered approximately, close up the remains of a snail mouth Surviving elated smile with positiveness.

snail mother junket, his own children to look after her mother turtle, turtle mother to the infant snails with their children to play together. not a few days, my mother come back for the babe snails are to see small turtles in their play to the last question: They questioned in unison.

second tortoise and hare marathon, the tortoise defeated the return,GHD Purple Butterfly 2011, pessimistic, do not meditation Tea Food, snails came to comfort: fast, merely he likened with the other animals, it can not certify victory, but the Big Brother you are different,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat, whether more slowly than anyone another running, big brother is indeed not opponent, you can always preserve the first. , turtles away forepaw depressed X2!

Hare reported since the premier turtle to conquer the cold after an chance, held annually in the second sector,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, the rabbit did not give the turtle the opportunity, the same path, the rabbit to reach the final 24 hours at first the tortoise! Turtle is lost after the game, go home, on the third sector in the coming annual Tortoise and the Hare with solicitude. Snail and turtle are neighbors, the two separated at a wall, that big brother lost turtle, snails go to visit, ... ... to the turtle house, a snail's comfort: collar the initiative for the second,GHD Straighteners! : Twisting climb home.

turtle consecutive years are lost to the tortoise and the hare hare, very depressed and determined to loosen voyage to the beach. Understanding of the turtle, the turtle asked the turtle: each year and crab than swimming. Crabs turtles swimming for eight successive years as the winner. Shore crabs and rabbits are very depressed, said: Rabbit thought:

day, the snail to see snakes, turtles faulted, in the back shouted: , no beef and a crust bad digest, right at your fingertips do not perturb to dine you! Friends do not understand! also dress that fantasy tights, shameless! Suddenly, a turtle creep in the back from it in the past. Snails down in the middle of the road harmed. Then the police came it brought to the hospital. Wake up to be a snail, the police asked how it happened. Snail said: 'I do not remember when its speed is too fast'.

...... tortoise and the hare hare once ran onward rapidly went to the ......
turtle saw a snail crawling quite slowly .... .. said to him: you come, I carry you right ......
then ...... ......
snail on the chart after a meantime .... .. ...... turtle saw an ant said to him: Come on you ......
so ants ambition come up.
ants come after snail ...... ...... see the on said someone to him: Hello
snails namely quickly said: You pay near consideration to the point that the turtle old quickly .. .....

memorize the period and friends to KFC, the queue while I murmuring a chicken burger, a pair of wings finally my turn, was going to mention Miss, to a chicken burger


what you may want reunification of Taiwan?
purchase instant noodles when

stronger X Panda Panda male female, female panda struggling to resist, are unwilling to do.

angrily afterward the failure of masculine immense pandas,GHD Pink Limited Edition, said: savor.
snake said: . are connate. : . father scolded, and I'll ######## Fortunately, it is necessary to not killed your mother and you!

a emigrant operators to the hospital as a check constipation, a therapeutic checkup to this human opened a recipe emigrant employees to get medication by a peek is a roll of toilet paper, puzzled, the medic and said: Do no reuse erase the cement bags.

seventeen late man having ###### with a young madame nice excitement died off. His kin refused to accept the lady to tribunal. Please identify the reasons for the justice forensic autopsy. Forensic autopsy the next conclusion: uneasy dead!

a bachelor wedding night, the bride out of hardship, leaning on the wall, scolded: > one age man take the bus to the climax of the village decree. Asked the waitress on the way: the climax to yet? The waitress said: Not yet. While he asked: climax to yet? The bookkeeper says: needy old lad anxious, I'll shriek the climax to it!


son and mother to sleep every night. mom: You grew up to marry a wife and mom to slumber it? baby A: ah. mom: That your wife conceived to? children, said: Let She slept with their father. Dad hear excitement: the kids to stupidity!

cock trip a month and came behind and listened nobody old quail, cock doubt. 2 days later, gave birth to a quail hen egg, angry cock,GHD IV Dark Straighteners, hens hurried to explain: It is precocious 啦!


girls go home at midnight, by 7 thugs, risky to stand up when an aunt, emancipated girls from being raped, radio interviews , mother made: in truth, had nothing like that time, just that something agreeable can not show always the little inexpensive bitch child!


Moujun drunk, strayed into the female toilets spewing. coincides a woman is to urinate, Moujun heard anger, saying: 'said the nectar, how still pouring? 'Woman heard this trip, merely to Biechu ass to the chief heard this furious:' Who is his mother and open a bottle! '

Women were gang raped into a family fight to the death opposition the husband Shimoji come back to penetrate his wife creature gang hold him down, picked up a spade and vexed film, heard his wife cursed: , seeing for Cuozao China Takeo, Takeo rubbed and rubbed of a sudden, ashamed of their penis into their location, the Japanese matron was furious: What's your work? Adonis said: rubbing the inside!


work of a man base his son in the head with the condom, engaged scolding her son, he wronged, said: what? . The next day on the public-law husband, said: Your son was crazy, he hit his head one night urinal son!

medium of the night drunk to go home village, lying pen wrong, leaving their wives for their gush, the digit of sows hum sound, the village brain said: What? ? B yesterday to a long beriberi in it! ! What? ? B yesterday to a long beriberi in it! ! set the.

a woman disguised for a male, one day suddenly Da Yima in the locations here, beneath the red one, the company officer asked: ?