2009 classic quotations from 99 to metamorphosis d

1. I have not smoked cigarettes, is lonely!
2. Do not cry at my grave and dirty way of my reincarnation.
3. my people never hold a grudge, grudges against the spot I usually overstated.
4. has been used to review the entire youth are youth, but also the whole life to doubt life.
5. is that Zhang, a computer at home you press the CTRL + C, and then in the company's computer and then CTRL + V is definitely not work. Even if the line is not the same article. No, no, more expensive computers will not work.
6. If you flowers, after the cattle dung are afraid to pull it!
7. I thought you were number 1 and 3, the middle, did not think the two of you are still the number 1 and 3 combined.
8. 45 ° looking up to others of their choice, to 135 ° looking down Xiuguai others see you.
9. you save enough for four five, I can save enough for four five, we can go to Bureau of Civil Affairs married.
10. I face my father expressed his views regarding fat: no Han's life, have a Han's disease.

11. I thought that I was the cliff of a flower, then I,DC Hats, but a sea of ​​a slag.
12. Now you call me, because you do not know me, so after you know me, you will beat me.
13. Stones tells us: those who truly love the last all gone, all the final mix are reunited.
14. If you do not often encounter setbacks, it shows you do not very innovative - Woody. Allen
15. people who never know what time inadvertently tell you goodbye After really never disappeared.
16. only the neck, such as death of the fetus-like bones of the body is distorted, in my opinion went so far as to be broken lily.
17. the past, people ah do not sorrow for my death and none of you if I live not live - Robespierre epitaph
18. Since the Shenzhen Development Bank launched the advertising piece of intellectual phrase
19. nonstop miss, easy to live up to, unknowingly stranger.
20. . The upper half of it from
24. The girl,new era hats, wearing a really cool, long relieve inflammation is true.
25. The girl, first of all, a generation gap between us, then, you have no milk (green bar) channel, you say, how we communicate?
26. for the most sad song? Best answer: opportunities for promotion.
29. telephone the Pan Wuqi 90 million overdraft and killed a man sentenced to 3 years; automatic teller machine withdrawals 170,000 Pan Wuqi malicious, corruption, sentenced to 10 years, tens of millions. - Wonderful China.
30. to a temple, a monk enlightenment about: Donors donate some money it, three hundred five hundred in all lines. Replied: It did not take so much money, next time. Monk answered: can credit card.

31. , the fear that he recklessly.
33. At that time I was to find information and girlfriend, suddenly jumped out a window, very yellow, very violent, we have lights to shut up.
34. I can resist everything but temptation
35. others say I look naturally inspirational!
36. Once there was a child, said, killing I do not sleep. He was then killed.
37. telling lies will always be exposed, the wind always be exposed to wear a wig.
38. people always want to do some good ghost know, do some bad things always think that ghost do not know, we are too difficult for the ghost of the
39. I am sorry, you cheap laugh.
40. Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside.
41. liar too much, not enough fools out
42. the world's most terrible two sentences, one was,
44. junior high school physical education teacher, said: Who dares to wear the dress to my class to fine her upside down.
45. ago, the world is such a mess,winter cap, a small woman how mixed it; now Well, a small woman such a mess, how the world mixed with it? - Yin Lichuan says
46. The man called Simon mounted woman, that woman loading man it? - Chun Bai
47. I have a crystal heart, but they thought it was glass.
48. Behind every successful Altman has a silent beaten little monster.
49. a good woman like gasoline, once you have had power: the bad woman is like air bags, once the crisis had to spend.
50. love makes you see the world through a man, bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.
51. people can not put money into the grave, but the person with the money they can put into
52. True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about it, some people can never really seen it.
53. This is the world's most remote distance, not the ends of the earth, not life and death, parting, but I was in the country, but do not know what country in the event.
54. lonely is somebody to talk to when no one is listening; someone to hear you, but you impress!
55. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - the last he put all killed the students.
56. If a man is like the old lady's teeth, how much is true? !
57. is not normal! at this critical moment, the Chinese soccer team to come forward and prove to the world: Chinese soccer team is still normal!
59. You gave me two options, but it is a conclusion.
60. choose their lovers to choose and match, if you do not have to choose a match that of your own respect, if not at least have to admire that you can choose a mate.
61. I promise you this gave people who eventually left me only a brilliant expression, rather than the brilliant life.
62. In addition to the city of ######ual impotence of men, is love and incompetent men, in addition to these two, only, woman.
63. He said: there are words in saying that the meaning of the past is only one, that is, I do not want to go back to the past.
65. What is life? survival is unscrupulous alive.
66. now is not your life, life will play with your
67. a person's death is a tragedy the death of millions of people are just the statistics
68. Some people from his movies way you can see his character, to see art films continue to fast forward, watch A (green bar) films continue to be suspended.
69. How long a minute? It depends on what you are squatting on the toilet inside or outside in the toilet, etc.
70. My dad said to me the most moving words: Now in order for you to study, play a change of the 。。。
72. not what you do not laugh, smile powder to fall!
73. I saw grandma painless three-minute TV ad abortion drop after the anger, said: play around it, anyway, three minutes, but also painless. ...
75. Shitai, you are my heart's magic, Pinseng away from you the closer to the farther away from the Buddha ... ...
76. True wandering and wandering is a place you do not have to go back .
77. Life is like a vulgar piece of French literature and art,RayBan Sunglasses, no climax, no eroticism, with subtitles at all.
78. born great, died in the flower the next!
79. my epitaph: chatting, providing night-site service.
80. with a cigarette, wandering. . . . . .
81. our biggest rival, not a third party, but the years
82. I most want to be your teeth. because. At least you do not have me. you will hurt.
83. to see the bus in Chengdu as the victims and perpetrators, Shanghai is very envious of, how much they want to say that the victims of that building workers are tearing down.
84. smile at you,Wholesale Shox, purely courtesy
85. subway ads: crowded? Buy a car now! Taxi ads: block it? Subway ride it!
86. I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world.
87. Life is a one thousand lotus, since I refuse to bloom, then I will also refused to wilt and scattered
88. A: just left of my period. B: Well, recently bought the ticket is not good, right?
89. 4 years did not see his wife, and she gave birth last year, big fat guy ... I really want to go home to see ... ah.
90. a sigh Beijing: Beijing subway really crowded, pushed on Monday pregnant women miscarried. Shanghai people are not cut, said: Shanghai subway can be called squeeze that last year pushed a girl pregnant.
91. thought that I would die of liver cancer, lung cancer, stomach cancer or oral cancer, doctors told me do not want to hand cancer has advanced.
92. a woman asked me, with her how. I said she was innocent, even if a hundred years old will live to be a virgin.
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94. like a vagina-like grin up. - A translation of a novel.
95. reply as the answer to the difficulty of the teacher ###### the night before, the quality of life may be.
96. all is not normal this year, but only Chinese football more normal.
97. Even if is bull feces, but also met the day beetles. So you need not to worry about today, there are too many of their own.
98. to figure out the script of his life is not your parents sequel to the prequel is not your children, but not outside the articles of your friends.
99. If you laugh, please dig parietal ~