1. Your eyes like the sky of the moon, a first day; a fifth.
2. you how naive boy ah? Uncle is here, how could you think of going to the zoo to see the bear?
3. If you want to go hungry and the tiger better than anyone else, you win the game.
4. I do a TV remote control at the waist to make a payment to buy a new cell phone look.
5. but the money does not make people happy, so I stole some jewelry, stamps, watches what
6. You blind ah? You can not see such a big shield, but why should throw stones at my head!
7. you! Today is my 30th birthday, his wife of 10 anniversary!
8. Ten years later, the second time the court sentenced the murderer to death.
9. except for one, and the remaining columns are filled to the very good
10. my father hit me twice today, the first time they see two points of the transcript of my hand, and the second because the transcript of his childhood.
11. tragedy like that I accidentally cut off his little finger; comedy like that you do not accidentally fell into the sewer.
12. scold their child is
13. my wife, I should not use the sheets to polish shoes, but just returned from a business trip, short-lived fad also switch over, I was wrong.
14. (multiple choice) if the lawyers and politicians at the same time fell into the river, would you go for coffee or go to the movies?
15. If it is not happened to me, then it can be really funny.
16. You want to have a good teeth? Experience to give you three points here: First, brush your teeth after meals mouth sooner or later; Second, a dental examination every two years to the hospital; third,
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17. hair to go without a trace, dandruff more outstanding!
18. We always used to think that the brain is the most important organs of the body, but do not forget the judge who did.
19. Artificial intelligence and natural stupidity can not be compared because we advocate natural.
20. A person who is still smiling face of all criticism with ease, then he may have found a scapegoat.