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53. M: I really love you, ask you to be my girlfriend!
Woman: But I did not even feel you! ,ghd!
M: Well, you tell me what point I'm bad, I changed! ! !
M: So you tell me what point I'm good, I ~ change! ! ! !
54. Nanjing University, sunny, went inside, rags,
ten professors, nine stupid, there is a, neurotic disorders,
teach students, are as stupid, diligence and a good read, the more time the more rotten,
the lectures, Lanlansansan, close to the examination, burn the midnight oil,
results came out, all duck; cadres and the election relations first,
dinners, fashion, ritual re-light conditions, do not Declining,
free love, good terms, in pairs, very romantic,
male groups, long as the aggressive, romance jumped every year continuously;
little wit, this desperate, bitter, Ningquewulan!
55. I love kids, more like the process of making a child! I ~
56. birthday party and divide the cake, a piece of cake, there is a
assigned. At this time, just listen to the boy told the girl: .
58. guilty of crime of college admission, was sentenced to four years, it now released from prison back home. Oh, My GOD! I was jobless.
59. Chancellor said:
hear the teacher, said:
So, I do not want wives! ! @ _ @
60. Chengdu University a serious imbalance in ###### ratio of male to be Late one night movie ended, hovering anxiously a MM card at the station just before the ... ... Department of a passing bicycle GG, they enthusiastically said: it kind of something. After GG bike did not stand, it will be very embarrassed to say: Along the way, GG very excited! ! MM ~ ~ ~ and very quickly brought to the front of the women's dormitory. MM was going to say something back to get off the kind words to thank GG, GG's bike suddenly find there is not even before the beam, MM very surprised, stunned, asked:
61. the food, up, toileting, depression Ercu. (
62. like you, what kind of soft,mercurial talaria v fg, hard to gradually ... ... *^_^*
63. everyone in the world are god a bite of the apple, are all flawed people. Some relatively large defects, because he preferred the fragrance of God in particular. (We carefully goods products)
64. Q:
A:
65. behind closed doors,
66. Women do not like Guo Jing and Yang Kang is like, but in the end were like Yang Kang's Ouyang get their hands on, their fate is to either become a Limo Chou, or to become Wei Chunhua.
67. Ge Jige downstairs lying on the windowsill watching the passing of the MM. Happened to the bedroom like a horse MM came over, we quickly came calling horse, just listen to old horse with emotion:
68. a man surnamed Bian. Older people than he called his little Bian, people younger than his big Bian him, his secretary called Bian secret that we here in Guangdong, his wife called Bian too ... ...
69. netizen netizen, net may I have nothing! Online dating online dating, the net was I always lost love!
Internet cafes Internet cafes, the net was I a scar! Network network, network have I broken fallen!
70. God lied to everyone - because hell is beautiful. Buddha know the truth, so the Buddha said: Therefore, on the shore began to cry. Reminding us of scenes in fairy tales, then appeared in Ha Tien, Ha Tien and ask the subject after they jumped into the river Qubao Reis came up to ask this is not his girlfriend, and he nodded yes. Ha Tien angrily: Shrink shrink grievances: All three gave me ... ... I'm just a poor student, no money, but also rely on student loans to pay tuition fees, how could afford to raise three women? so I can only say that the ... ...
72. (2004 年 Chinese world, the shortest joke) sperm said: Oh ,****!
73 .-- Although the information!
- then see what?
- see chat effect ah!
74. Woman: Oh, you do not is that the big guy Institute Wudaokou it? How to run a business here?
Me: Hi ~ Recently trouble the front of our college housing shortage, and then said it would not Portal fee, then the canteen of rice pancake with a signle egg prices, what rumors was also a bath time, stopped meeting Note ... ... I was really having failed to make the poor, so drop here
selling CD.
beauty: as you go, the Polytechnic may make a handsome young man who had made no ... ah ... but handsome is handsome, even when you are selling so handsome ^ _ ^
Me: Sister, you do not cotton to it! Return cooked cooked this dish in France on the purchase price DVD A film is expensive, must be 15 dollars a piece,mercurial glide, really can not be cheap ... ...
75. a female in the . When asked about the first 100, he replied: I *** S * B is the total Moderator!