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5: because in the past too Taoxintaofei, so do the now no heart.
9:. the generation gap is, you ask Dad: Do you think, Think Dad said: do not drink ~~~~
15: the difference between human and pig is: pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people!
10: Please do not call me Otaku, please call me at home locked closed; Please do not call me house woman, please call me Marie Curie
18:. Perhaps one day, when you put the wedding, I have put on a robe.
22: the original, love never left, but I remember that you forgot.
2:. I'm proud of my flat chest, I was national, provincial fabric.
7:. My dear, you have to have to believe me, ah, I could not even have dizziness boat, let alone dating another girl it?
1: pay as Da Yima, once a month, one week is gone
16: Grandpa said: Jay monk must be a good monk, as he's been really good idea after listening to ... ...
1. Do not, and I love, hypocrisy. We two have the ability to get married.
2. your rival and the man who betrayed you also fall into the river, and they can not swim, you choose to go to disco or KTV?
3.love your mother who who ... ...
4. Do not put anything wrong to do the dirty water is poured into his body, flush the toilet sister still keep it.
5. News Network X is that cattle have been turned on the TV even if you can also read a full news.


6. Who do you guys do the whole face it. . I owe you loans or how to expire.


7. God is not your small raccoon, not to play your sport.






8. Life is too short to be ######y.
9. Not all are bitch looks coquettish beauty, there might be a salesman.
10. I do not clean your room, I'm a mess room beauty.

11. the law: men 23 years of age to get married, but 18-year-old will be able to soldier. This shows that the three problems: First, easier to kill than to her husband; the second is difficult to live than to fight; third, more formidable enemy than a woman.
12. sister is not a customer service staff, you do not have the right to ask sister answer to that answer that.
13. other people's money is my worldly possessions.
14. you were born is to be thrown up 3 times, but only 2 were caught?
15. Some people, when a facial, more beautiful than life.

16. now you familiar? Fine tune and video, and you when it is your home TV, ah, one click to the people.
17. He who can, to try not to much noise.
18. Zhang insoles face, stepped on to blame others.
19. silly B fighter, slut of the VIP.
20. dung is dung, after all, it will not be on pot steamed into the meat and potatoes.

21. Get out of here, non-stop rolling ... ...
22. a fierce look at you much, you look closely, not as a fierce look.
23. You are the best example of failed abortion!
24. want to second wife is not your fault, you can come to college to study is your right! !
25. temperament to be a rogue, be a good taste of the satyr, has the knowledge to be illiterate!

26. You ask what is the most beautiful male toad, his answer must be a female toad. No doubt his appreciation, but in which the environment is different.
27. Some things do not argue, the surface subject,high heels, secretly resistance.
28. yesterday picked up a mouse pad, like with computers, we say that leaving a shortfall of some of Shane?
29. hit you hit you have to pick the day?
30. I really envy you know me so young.

31. the courage to admit their mistakes, we will never change.
32. and you crawl on the ground looking up someone else to blame other people and straight down on you.
33. soul, ######y, ######y is the real bones.
34. comrades not work, the revolution still successful.
35. too sensible person would miss the chance of going astray, and bring along the wrong views.

36. Who, after the passage of time is still there for you?
37. to quit smoking, going to bed early, a good death.
38. If it were not beat you, long ago fell out with you.
39. ah new social evil, why are you not an arranged marriage to a?
40. destroyed and who is not damaged, destroyed and who is not out.

41. not I do not make your bed, mainly because I nostalgia, just like the day before going to bed slept in bed. Non-forced me to question this lifestyle up to character building up.
42. from simple fatigue to how cold?
43. tears of grief in order to prove the existence of an illusion.
44. I really do not want to use the toes despise you. But you forced me to do!
45. hate to hear

46. eventually be personally injured and will learn clever ...
47. invisible things of course terrible, but people are not more frightening?
48. Some disappointment is inevitable, but most of the disappointment, because you overestimate their own.
49. Biequ not say a lot of things between and among said hypocritical.
50. this world, true to the scarcity of this, but the thrifty.

51. care about people do not understand, understand people do not care.
52. Solutia does not believe in, the enemy live up to me; promise no light promise, so I live people.
53. men cry, because he really loved; a woman cry, because she really give up.
54. surrounded by too many injuries, I hope one day woke up this morning, I am the only person in the world, quiet dead ...
55. Some of the problem is not the answer is the final answer, some things do not The result is that the best results.

56. the world has three kinds of people: First, conscience is a dog who ate the second is the conscience of the people not to eat dogs, three of conscience who do not eat a dog.
57. a woman's tears are the most useless of the liquid, but you make a woman cry that you are useless.
58. one they begin, the great lakes; a thought off, gloomy.
59. I am convinced that there will be a man is tortured by my came to this world.
60. heart does not move, no pain.

61. want to love me, first learn and be my friend.
63. hate, sometimes misuse the power of love.
64. lies and the promises of the difference is that one is really listening to people, and one is that the people who take it seriously.
65. wolf line world, meat; dog line world, eat shit.

66. the opposite of love is not love but not loved.
67. I do not call you because I do not want to compliment you, you know?
68. wake up, days are dark ...
69. even David Beckham did not know what qualifications you Ah dare talk to me about basketball!
70. a man with a toothbrush - I do not share with others!

71. future husband to marry a monk to do, to play to play,MBT Voi 001 shoes, not play put him eat.
72. do not fear death, but fear not know how to live!
73. I can not make everyone happy, because not all are human!
74. I only care I care about you, not in this range!
75. you think you are redundant, in fact ... you really are redundant,nike shox kids!

76. do not love me, let me ...
77. he said he loved you, was a mistake, do not easily moved.
78. and then also stand a better forgotten, and then sad, but not worth the time.
79. Fortunately, love is not everything, but fortunately all is not love.
80. men lie, is to make yourself feel better; a woman lying, is to make each other better.

81. so that women have in mind the feelings, so that men have in mind the feeling.
82. feelings of precipitation over time, the feeling disappears with time ...
83. Who knows who's in love, who can understand who's left ...
84. may seem about is, however, not necessarily.
85. In addition to change, without exception.

86. a person, treat yourself; two people, treat each other.
87. the earth is in motion, a person will not always be in a bad position.
88. oath is just a temporary slip of the tongue.
89. Even then want to cry, but also a smile to say: you Grandpa!
90. Life is like a play, thanks to acting.

91. Do you believe I took a slap in the face to the wall you want to have to pull not pull down.
92. like smoking because it can damage the lungs, but not sad.
93. no one look down on you because people simply do not see you, we are very busy.
94.'d rather profound sorrow, do not want happy superficial.
95. I wish I could like a baby so forgetful and ruthless ...

96. and the people of their own malicious Dear John. People break off, have a close friend.
97. is now very painful, so look back through time around, will find that in fact things that are not.
98. The last thing you can not forget, but it must be put down.
99. never to betray his friend had betrayed a second chance.
100. you do not have so many viewers, do not be so tired.

101. slut is a slut, the economic crisis, but also you can not!
102. and you laugh with people, you might forget him, but who cried with you, but you will never forget.
103. If the wrong direction, to stop that progress.
104. you'll cry, do not represent the true compassion; I will smile, does not mean all is well.
105. the outcome of a predestined fact, we just live in accordance with the fate of the script.

106. I have been cured of schizophrenia, and now I and I are very good.
107. Thank false suddenly sincere thanks Nongjiachengzhen lies.
108. miss a moment in the lonely people, nothing. However, if the time missed in the excitement, but also different.
109. I had you, I thought of sad.
110. There is no unfinished thing, only not dead heart.

111. is not necessarily something I'm stronger than others, but I was silent for some more thoroughly than others. Not necessarily more painful than others, some of you, but you are more vivid expression of some.
112. We have a different mask, playing different roles, different interpretation of the experience, but have the same sorrow.
113. These days, it was busy singles, it was busy end of the single.
114. happy to laugh, not a moment too happy to laugh again.
115. read a lot better than reading ten thousand books; trip further than reading countless people; reading countless people, as the Masters of directions.

116. just dying for love of a woman, not infatuated man.
117. Let me call a low-key, your past I too late to participate, your future, I do not want involved in the killing.
118. my eyes the next, because of you blind! ! !
119. world is big, corner there is love, I'm gone, you are free!
120. a man who is willing to make you sad to do not care if you cry. So I quickly put away the tears that humble, wash your face and brush teeth, go to the of town ...

121. If you are my food, I'm sorry, I do not want a bite recently. Moreover, you are not my food ...
122. This week the two under the rain, the first three days, the second four-day ...
123. We have been searching for someone , that we all have the ending.
124. Holding your hand, eyes closed, I will not get lost.
125. What is happiness? Is to cover up their grief for everyone smile.

126. happiness and well-being so similar, but happiness is happiness?
127. The first sentence errors, the hypothesis fails.
128. In a front man who does not love you cry, it is an insult to yourself.
129. Letter to all parents: Please do not scold their children are
130. have strokes to go, did not move die.

131. love or be loved, as love.
132. When a woman looking at the sky, she did not want to find anything. She just lonely ...
133. Words people say, fart is the crew, and talk and fart like all in one breath it.
134. some people love, just a If the person was wrong to love this feeling as long-term, is itself naive.
135. If you can not forget him, do not forget the good. Really forget that it was not hard.

136. If we are not together, so that we do not destiny. Since there is no fate, that can not be together and have nothing to regret.
137. How to know ways of the world rather than sophisticated.
138. Let us suffer psychologically, not the thing itself, but what we think and the things around the fabricated story.
139. treasure to have, and give not get, why not?
140. joy as short as fireworks, feeling as fragile as glass.

141. I want is to eat instant noodles, the soup can also be humility.
142. do not have to love love is a kind of self-torture; there is love and not love, is a kind of self-mutilation.
143. irritated by others, is their lack of moral cultivation.
144. a woman's taste, is what grade her side stood a man.
145. woman's life is one of the most successful thing is choose a right man.

146. seen through the time, pretending not to see through.
147. swallowed resolutely not spit it out, so think carefully before eating. Love is.
148. can not agree, but to learn to respect.
149. I have no pot, a pot you'd have to stew it!
150. you do not do harm to the society that contributed!

151. to play you should! Do not hit you sad!
152. The same is tap water, put the purity of your mother ah!
153. history, only the name is true; novel, only the names are ########.
154. or forbearance, or cruel.
155. Do not Miss asking questions, baidu sister who knows more than that, there are problems to find him!

156. the men home early, telling stories to my wife to listen to; night home man, my wife to listen to stories.
157. you are so linked to bovine B Why did not your photos of Tiananmen ah?
158. plummeted in pots so you know you know what is a vegetable!
159. I put the words you can squeeze the oil into the pan to!
160. an educated fool is a terrible fool ah!

161. you, I do not believe even the punctuation.
162.hey, Excuse me, your coffin is a clamshell or slider?
163.qq online rates higher to prove that more people are lonely.
164. man's strength, the RMB is your pocket.
165. think about it, a good mix in kindergarten.

166. the dream is not realized because of not enough reality.
167. If my life is a movie, you are the pop up ads.
168. How can I play with you empty, ah, big like me, are filled as early as this year's schedule, I have many, many films, TV series and ads to see ah.
169. I said,you fireworks for me the letter you wrote me you have done for me for my wrist, big brother, I'm not Caochuan, you need not always cheap to my roots here!
170. After the two had broken up completely, either in each other's birthday each year to send text messages to send blessings to prove: You see though we two parted, but I remember you even remember your birthday. Dog feces is not necessary to act, you take people as martyrs cemetery it?

171. light has a pair of beautiful eyes that were not enough, the key is you have to find that their eyes must be ugly.
172. love into marriage, nothing more than slowly put into the feelings, which may bear unexpected inclusions.
173. What are the prices that people more and more cheap ...
174. you had in my mind, then slowly you run my stomach, and then later I put you to digest , just run my large intestine, and finally you become a fart, then I'll put you, you're ass I hold you, do not remain in the intestines slowly recollection fails? !
175. we can stand up to - the people you love do not love you; but no one able to face - a people who love you long, long time gone.

176. how many people have a lifetime commitment to love someone and put into action then?
177. rumors of bad men to women sanitary napkins next life would do.
178. young don, pay close attention to love.
179. a person a lifetime to see a successful memorial service was unsuccessful.
180. If you go first, do not blame me when he turned back to you too.

181. can not find I like the umbrella, I would prefer the rain.
182. No one held my hand, I - guess pocket.
183. life is not the most important location, but the direction which faces. Is also a B, you can become all the way north NB, crashed through a brick wall Do not look back, it can only be a SB.
184. an empty head does not matter, the key is not to water.
185. life is chess, I am willing to death, action is slow, but who had seen me take a step back.

186. shrimp, red date, that is, when it's compassion.
187. friends and the only difference is that Assassin: Assassin stabbed in the back of your knife, your back pain to say, ah, do you? Friends stab you in the back ---- knife, surprised that you look back, ah, yes you!
188. 2 major characteristics of Chinese people: do not like to tell the truth, not like the truth.
189. sentimental results: the feminization of men, women aunt of.
190. like every drop of wine grapes can not go first, I could not return young.

191. life more beautiful, food and drink have a computer.
192. In ancient times, we do not talk messages do not mesh is not stuck in traffic does not travel on the sea, if I want you to turn the two mountains, five miles away to hold your hand.
193. that you do not know, is doomed.
194. oestrus and the unsympathetic to me how you face the melodramatic world.
195. If you want him to forget you from, then you always look to you to see him; and if you want him to forget since you'll take a look to see him subversive.

196. I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, the chatter not so much you want to hear nibbling.
197. comparative study of wine in the sky ... sky, said: roll your mother, I am so busy, how have time for you to look up weather to go!
198. Tiechu to ground into a needle, but Mu Chu can only be ground into toothpicks. Material does not, more effort is useless.
199. Touxing when a man behind the IQ of Einstein!
200. Some people say a baby will not dysmenorrhea, and then give birth to a bar!

201. men remained interested in the time usually proportional to the time struggling with the prey, to surrender sooner, sooner fell out of favor.
202. and then also stand a better forgotten, and then sad, but not worth the time.
203.Miss somebody I lost.Forget somebody I miss ...
204. Fortunately, love is not everything, but fortunately all is not love ...
205. young, who because of love or because we dance with the field because of loneliness;
vicissitudes of life, we have what ever because of why they would rather lonely strangers.

206. Since the two prostitutes claiming to be a graduate of a prestigious university, I now generally claimed illiteracy.
207. A man who is bored, ah, the nose foam can be used to play.
208. recent poor crazy money to buy a cake to eat, had to chew bread. Want to eat cake, and put flat bread making, want to eat noodles, steamed bread to use a comb to comb a few.
209. in the workplace should be like Conan did, there is a death where I go where and let someone else roll the dice.
210. will be wrong, or will be counted on the meter, anyway, will the.

211. love is infinitely good, just hanging early.
212. afraid will be more sorry than you had to pretend indifference.
213. in this world there are two I, a pretend happy, a really sad.
214. With your good for me out of my life.
215. how would suddenly want to cry? Can I have some small River of sorrow.

216. I'm not demanding anything, does not mean I do not care about.
217. A weighed me very happy, not happy when I eat something.
218. I wish you lonely, and long life.
219. When I try to improve the self-repair when there are always some people are just comes over as cannon fodder ... that I had another point that leads to you!
220. No amount of

221.9 roses is long, long, or 99 roses, not that 99 is a relative luxury long chant ...
222. there is such a person, you send text messages to him, he'll get right back you, day or night. There is such a person, you ask him, he will hear you say, you do not want any attention to him, he would no longer send text messages to bother you. He is 10086 ...
223. Penguin Penguin GG and MM to date, has not to date MM Penguin Place Penguin GG has been left to look right and see ... left to see, right look ... left to see, right look ... see the penguin came after the Penguins MM GG this way, anger! A slap in the face call in the past scolded:
225. boyfriend said he got a job in Thailand, called me at home work well, do not go to Thailand.

226. If you hate a man, put him into a woman beating Li Yuchun, the upper body so that he can not enjoy the happiness, if you hate a woman, put her into the men beat Li, so she could not enjoy lower body happy.
227. Who can be like my feelings on the RMB, as the firm ...... ah?
228. your mother when students must be full of your anxiety, and absent-minded, so scribble ...
229. you do not always like depressed with a look of constipation!
230. more people into a frenzy than love is - lost love.

231. obviously the temperament of the son of township cadres, but also urban rich second partial installation.
232. No one under the steps to you, or your own chair to move it.
233. there are retaliatory rebound after the stock market crash it, I occasionally do the next outrageous, to express their discontent, nothing wrong with it?
234. shake off those young eyes, a few pairs left after ten years?
235. not have a boyfriend who is there every night time ...

236. ears do not hear out of the window, as one look at soap operas.
237. wake up, days are dark ...
238. As long as you want, as long as I have.
239. a good memory, or too concerned about the reason?
240. You were particularly good, especially when I'm sorry man ...

241. there is no umbrella, children must try to run.
242. If the mind does not like the sea, how can the sea the same cause.
243. only the first one I, who do not do the second.
244. slim gentleman, seeking a good lady.
245. expert advice, not more than 24 hours of sleep a day, there's almost on the line, do not too.

246. If you believe in life, then all of the accident are doomed; if you do not believe in life, then all of the doomed are accidental.
23: The so-called love, then, that is something that you do not believe it, but hope that others would believe
19: Brushing is a bittersweet thing, because one hand and a cup in one hand and wash with.
11:. summer is bad, the poor northwest wind when I did not even have to drink ... ...
6: Do not ghost story at night, because people want to hear, hear ghosts.
21:. That, you say you hate me, I laughed, piercing laugh.
13: men's hands, not to wash clothes, but to embrace a woman.
14: Everyone Says I am obedient, in fact, I just listen to my words ...
8: from the United States have not, but the third party.
12:. I drink only drink pure water, milk and pure milk drink, so I am very simple ......
3: Life is like a phone, not you hang up, that is, I'll hang up.
4: longevity - to keep breathing, do not breathe.
20:. go its own way, so that cats and dogs that go
17: Fifty Cent and fifty cents is the happiest because they make up a piece