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340050 2006 年 02 月 17 日 15:58 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (4) Category: Personal Diary
I Born in an ordinary family, parents, health, living grandparents,
red wing motorcycle boot, and several aunts and uncles.
mother said, I was born, a piece appeared in the sky clouds, gradually moving from far to near, migrating to the roof of my house, turned into one word: \
see my dad after a month and a half crying themselves hoarse, and he did not believe that I killed his children down the production of chromosomes, carrying a kitchen knife several times my mother rushed to the bed, waving saying we should I Zhancheng mess, nursing mothers lifeless, I was able to survive.
grandfather had ten years of glaucoma, and one meter away is hard to tell who is a dog, but when I appeared in front of him, his old old man in tears, self-destructive eyes, if he did not see the light, that do not want to see people, to avoid endless trouble.
Later, the mother in order to prove his innocence, and took his father to the hospital for paternity testing. Doctors opened a quilt just look at me started to cry, wiping the nose that go back, this is not your son, who is not, human beings are born handsome young man not a child ... ...
practice Nurse came, I saw the infant, immediately found a box of red ink pad, and put my fingerprint down, and to offer a good hair suddenly spread out,
red wing work boots, telling me murmured: King and keep long hair , this life if not to marry you, long hair and not diminished,
red wing shoes online, clear light Buddha, Intimates apartment in ... ...
mother rushed outside to walk, trot, accidentally ran into an old lady, old lady pulled the mother, kindly said: \;
mother is upset, pulled a quilt, the old lady saw me,
red wing store, tears rushing to flow immediately, sat down on the floor, shaking his head screamed: \;
Later, when I grow up to 15 years old, has not dared to go to school,
red wing boot store, is not never went to kindergarten when not dare to go on for a long time, and the whole garden of children, teachers with Dean going crazy , my face was swollen by the little girl became a pro watermelon and aunts Kuangou children, not for anything else, and they do not just because I was born in a decade, the last police out in force to quell the war be considered.
was fishing all year round my house and never leave empty-handed, the most incredible is that my family there are more than 100 kilometers from the sea, they are often small water ditch in front of the tuna catch, and haystack also found a sea turtle eggs behind. After investigation it was discovered that because the perennial front of my house there are countless women do not see me cry because, while the tears are rich in amino acids and protein composition is very suitable for the survival of tuna and sea turtles laying eggs. Long years, will bring together the tears of those women became a patch of beach to my 15 years old, flourishing on the beach, to the time when I was 18 years old, this beach have developed more quickly and been hailed as the second Hawaii.
once, I really Mende Huang, ran out of the house secretly at night. I was ready to see if the female animals and ran wild, who knows I go out, in addition to a scream, but did not pursue the past, I carefully looked back and they had all collapsed on the beach ... ...
a superpower to the Hague International Tribunal formally indicted me, said I destroyed a happy family the first family, the original president's wife to see me occasionally being photographed pictures of the age of 6, after the president divorced even keep up, creating history of the country's first president in the divorce case. After accepting the Hague Tribunal, issued a subpoena for me. I received a summons that they would appear in court, because this life is unbearable to me, but not back to the court summons, because in there is my signature, so the half-way to be the postman away. Later, the postman was sentenced to 122 years in prison.
Central Television talk shows focus groups to interview me, the photographer fainted three times, responsible for the record that the girl had written in Chinese life and life to Italian plus Spanish.
broadcast time, as television stations carried the mosaic of my facial treatment, leading the audience can not appreciate because of my handsome, and have smack the TV, the next day people go to buy television exploded.
matter has now, the United Nations earmarked for me, built a hiding place,
red wing boots, the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas, the message is extremely blockade, in the world except my family and the Secretary-General Kofi Annan, who do not know where I am.
I enjoy the quiet, real quiet, very close to the blue sky from me, God is simply at your fingertips, I was quiet, but extremely lonely, and I stood peak cry: I am not handsome!
Suddenly, the sky came a quiet voice: No, you lie.
God, you can not lie to me ... ...
I'm angry, very angry! I asked God, why did you make me handsome?
the serene voice of God came again: What did you say?
my body limp, sobbing loudly: Why am I handsome?
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