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1, 3 rabbit poo
first just pull the strip.
the second ball only.
third is really a triangle.
inquire it: I Yongshou Nie's.

2, kid asked mother: small GG!

3, I musto schizophrenic, but immediately we have retrieved.

4,Christian Louboutin D'Orsays, boss, we have G ay
man corporation employees: the boss, we company ga y.
boss: ah! Who?
male staff: you clutch me, I'll tell you.

5, on the Da Vinci Code, Leonardo da Vinci Account
Da Vinci Code you know what you
the emulating verification code is the Da Vinci

6, Do you comprehend?
you inverted it?

7, A: I never said the words 2 times
B: What?
A: I not said the words 2 times

8, rabbit wolf meet
rabbit that big wrong wolf huge wrong wolf you were to ask me if I was fast to ask your rabbit
quick question ah ah!!!!
wolf that you are not a hare ah?
Little Rabbit is quite pleased that I was in!!!
then
rabbit wolf wolf said you were asking me if I was quick to ask you a giraffe
fast ah ask ah!!!!
wolf helpless Well... that... you are not a giraffe ah
rabbits behind of the pate toward him slap you cheat!
I say that the I was a little pearly rabbit!!!

9, elapse the past, Apple with pears are a good friend, but then Apple will be moving, so they are similar to two years after the return to this area After ten years together
outcome, Apple once repeatedly return to this place, but over a long time, alternatively no pears, apples,Christian Louboutin, ah, ah, etc.
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turned into a plasma

10, playing cs, see a gangster holding glasses of -
! ! only squid.
squid asked him: you let me go, do not dine my bake ah.
man said: Well, then I ask you a few questions to test it.
happy squid said: You test it you test it!
then put the squid to roast the man of ..

13, one day he cried to go home, said Xiao Qiang: My Profile kites. Not ah? Running to see you with me. This is my ass ... ..

16, dressing sunglasses, a blind mendicant in the street appealing.
a drunken man came, that his meager, throw a hundred greenbacks to him.
wading a road, drunk one back, fair saw the blind male is facing the sun goes one hundred yuan a colossal duplicate to distinguish true and disloyal.
drunk over a money back said: I fool! things, the above text flies very fast.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics do?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!

18, his wife: I really stepped blind dog feces will marry you.
husband: I was actually blind will wed you stepped on dog feces .
dog feces: Oh my agreeable luck! lay there have been 2 of you to tread aboard ......

19, entry chemistry problems: A and B tin be transformed into every additional, B in boiling water tin produce C, C in the climate oxidation of D, D a rotten-egg smell, and asked A, B, C, D of what?
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20, Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall devil !!!!!!

21, go to the abandon ants, why there is not dirt left his footprints, leaving merely a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant, He did not accuse anybody, but his family knew he was back! Why ah!
answer: to discern his bicycle parked downstairs ... ....

22, one day a woman was arrested because pill use to the police station, police saw her hand tattoos, and asked her why are you the appoint of your boyfriend punctured in the hand, he cried the Little good is not ... ah .. is not. Say it, he said .. Ah ... there is no narcotic use.
fast that I saw the woman for drug use heaved his head with offended eyes
of the police said
This is detest friends ....

23, one day, small the United States and her boyfriend drove out for a pedal,
motorcar quick running out of fuel, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, while a sudden gust of wind beating her boyfriend's cap ran.
small charm said to her boyfriend :
br> 24, there is a portly man jumping from a tall building ..........
...
results into .......
dead fat ..

25, there is a penguin, his home is distant away from the polar bear household in particular, if along catching it, take 20 years to obtain to. One day, reside at home, especially stupid penguins, polar bears prepared to go melodrama, and he went out, but the road half the time come to detect themselves forgotten to lock the door, and which has gone 10 years, but the door is a lock ah, then go home to penguins and locked the door. Lock the door after the Penguins once again starting to look for polar bears, equal to 40 years before he took them home to polar bears and penguins ... ... on the door said: What did he say? eat cucumber pull cucumber! shaking a morsel, wow! Cold ah ~!
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28, a sausage was kept in the refrigerator, emotion chilly, and then saw at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: and wash, washing can eat. That Amin you? I want a man I want a man!
next day the little boy from the skylight out of appointment a woman who base a man lying,
the little boy home to bed crazy hurrahed rubbing my breast I ambition to bike to bike!
(that I broke down!! mopper who does?)

32, two men go to the mountains to play, who deliberately took a fall off a scarp, peek worried shouted: There is no thing ah? sat in the front row of this marquis, please put your lights out for everybody to look at the baby!

34, responded the call to report since the last complete disharmony artist Felix Wong, the Gua Ren Jiang Kun, likewise found very harmony, particularly when writing the name on end, to impulse the Organization Department of emotional words he!

35, current sets of CCTV telephoto Lee Spring Festival Gala 2010 in the reiterate procedure, I listened the singing of the restructuring of the Little Tigers. adore, Try it ... see you a minute to saw a few trees. After a minute the foreman: wow. one minute 20. also much. where you work before? workers: the Sahara Forest.

37, one day, three little pigs to flee the big bad wolf to arrest up, the construction of three shanties. wolf blow without effort marred thatched huts, brick house, three little pigs are hard to run, but or be the big bad wolf to grab up. Three Little Pigs said in despair, you figure it out, we gave up, as you favor. At this time, smirking wolf, reserve saliva, said: acquaint me that a small White Rabbit Where?

38, why the boys would be the envy of many GF, and BF a lot of girls ambition be despised, because if a opener proficient to open many locks, understood as the master key, and a Many opener to open the bolt can be described lock problem.

39, November 11 burglary that each side of a couple does not encounter Singles frosty atmosphere, but on November 1, squinted by side different pair, a sharp addition in a wag of ice Niubi temperament, Tianling Gai a golden, a cup of the apparatus fell from the sky, the loneliness of one discipline in Need day ...

40,5 a child points a bread , besides for hack Mito, how to split? answer: sword hacked to decease a child,Cheap Christian Louboutin, and then twice in the bun tear into four equal portions...

41, telling method of anti-corruption in China: 1, Fuqifanmu ; 2,Christian Louboutin Pumps, stolen home; 3, accident; 4, Valentine's report; 5, the political skirmish; 6, amazing words; 7, photographs of wealth; 8, consumers swear!

42, English words with Chinese specifics : Smilence (laugh without words), Democrazy (wishful calculating), To ** ther (married), Freedamn (mundane network free), Shitizen (p China)

43, biology class, the instructor asked : How to correctly distinguish among octopus hands and feet? Student A: put an ass to smell it, it will cover your nose is hand, the other is the feet. class are down.

44, said that large Before the earthquake there are three apparent signs:
1. well water anomaly;
2. beasts reacted;
3. specialists out of the rumor.
but detailed Mop users pointed out that the second and third reiterated.

45, a man's head was big and square, this is very depressing.
man driving home one day, the traffic jam, waiting for a long time!
man impatient to open roof windows, head out to see how.
At this time, pointing to avenue babies, he shouted: br> a small car event that has lost his thigh,
actually Xiao Ming is a dog.

47, Bob is at the same table with red, one day, Xiao Ming lend a pen to the red ,
ruddy that > 48, a third of cooked steak and a steak cooked 5 minutes on the street encounter, and why they did not say hello?? (assuming they speak)
because ... they are not familiar ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

49, a canteen raising parrots hanging in the gate, a visitor to say: Startling! ! ! occasioned a stir.
Mars A: Hey, the paperback says we are descendants of Koreans.
Martian B: This at least shows us the origin of species.
Mars A (calling): No marvel we are so ugly ... ...
rumble But each of them went to see ... ...

52, secondhand to have a cucumber face acne she felt too many to put their own slice achieving a

53, brush your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because in one hand and a glass in one hand and clean with.

54, had to go home every day will pass a tofu stand ... ... One day, when passing through here again, that booth is gone, but the odor dependent. -_ | Tofu ... ... if they are not the problem ... ... ... ah ah ah