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boys 牛逼 牛逼 a diary, I was turned mine:
1 月 1 日
remember one day recently graduated, his girlfriend sent me a text message: liquor and watered it! Damn! So I have money,
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1 月 28 日
single very painful, more painful single for a long time a few days ago I saw a sow, they all thought it Meiqingmuxiu ... ...
2 月 13 日
two types of men One is lust, a very lustful;
women are two types, one is pretending to be pure, one is pretending not pure.
Valentine's Day tomorrow, I was removed I found a school girl crush on the phone, sent her a text message: If there is only a bowl of porridge, half a bowl of your first drink, the rest of the bowl, I put my arms to You insulation ... ...
few minutes later, she returned a text message: Who introduced you? One hundred, including seven nights.
2 月 14 日
sets vain wolf bear children, a wife could not bear to catch rogue vain, will not update it had no collection ... ...
been bad mood today, let me know text message last night, and I used to crush girls fall,
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I was very sad, sad side of the rolled side of the purse:
so I am more sad,
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2 月 24 日
a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ...
3 月 3 日
against evil people, we should be more fierce than he; deal with despicable people, we should be more despicable than he;
cool people to deal with, we should more handsome than he; for Fu Yingjun, let him destroy his capacity ... ...!
3 月 4 日
My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry!
3 月 5 日
suddenly remembered that university, the teacher out of couplet: National prosperity, family prosperity, national prosperity.
monitor on the second line: days qualities, to grand, grand world!
later I was out of the classroom ... ...
because I was the second line is: NMD, TMD, you TMD!
3 月 6 日
chance to see the book on the so-called standards of contemporary women's mate choice: a car has room, parents are dead.
depressed. Then write fantasy wife selection criteria:
home billions of dollars of property, beauty in the world, virtuous gentle ######y, father-in terminal cancer ... ...
4 月 15 日
life, ah, not in a tree hanged to death in the nearby trees and more trees, a few try.
4 月 16 日
I found attracted a man's way is so that he has not; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
4 月 17 日
unfair this world is that:
God says: I want to light! - That's when the daytime.
beauty said: I want to ring! - So she had a diamond ring.
Regal said: I want a woman! - So he has a woman.
I said: I want to take a bath! - Actually without water it!
4 月 19 日
smoking supper to enjoy on the balcony, suddenly saw a blip in the night sky across the window of my heart I am so excited: Meteor! So make a wish ... ...
immediately promised a six or seven wishes,
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I dream of life: sleep whenever he woke up, count the money a few hand cramps.
my real life: the number of money to woke up, sleep sleep hand cramps ... ...
4 月 22 日
this reading, see the Emperor Kangxi in the twenty-year-old has been expensive for the time State of Jun, Ji Wei, Feng Gong, I was frustrated; but see wen the time the emperor was dead in the twenty-four years old, I'm balanced.
4 月 23 日
bread is a universal fact, and hungry can eat. Want to eat the bread, put the bread making flat; eat noodles, put the bread comb; want to eat burgers,
timberland uk, put the bread cut and take their food to eat ... ...
4 月 30 日
Wildcats: Where to go to sleep where.
wild dogs: what to eat what is caught.
wild man: see a loved one.
5 月 2 日
to see beauty in the street, looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
5 月 6 日
father asked what the pursuit of my life?
I answered with money and women, the father vicious hit my face;
career and love, I replied, touching his father's appreciation of my head.
5 月 8 日
Some people say that the girl buried underground spring to the fall harvest will be many, many girlfriends.
I heard some people believe, and did, and he was buried in the spring to his girlfriend to the ground, the fall, he was buried underground police uncle ... ...
5 月 10 日
the face of difficulties: are not afraid of death, afraid of living?
the face of danger: alive are not afraid, but afraid of death it? This is Einstein's theory of relativity
... ...
5 月 12 日 15 May
I slowly discovered that talent is the witch,
timberland boots sale! Some of the fairies eat, but what people eat, perhaps taking it every monster can be a barbecue!
5 月 16 日
cruel people - nothing to find someone to Shasha.
romantic people - nothing to find beauty Shuishui.
rich people - nothing to buy a new car to open.
me - nothing to pick up a cigarette butt pumping pumping ... ...
5 月 21 日
been raining the past few days, I guess is the Jade Emperor was crying, must be his unhappy marriage and the Queen Mother, this is not Well, there are two possibilities, one is the Queen Mother left, one is the Queen Mother would not leave ... ...
5 月 23 日
sit tonight, tomorrow morning ups, prone tomorrow, the day after tomorrow ~ ~ ~ training support sometimes is that simple.
met a Nvwang today, called how is your mom to back you see someone? ... ... Since then I lay quietly in her blacklist.
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