Tods 2011-Oh, a little out of people

a man going to the toilet, had just heard next door asked: I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: ? Upset and said: gay! silly B! I say he took one!!



4. friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! I The wife's mother!

professor asked: rotten radish and pregnant women have any similarities? A wonderful school students: are insects to blame. A mere 60 points. The other students actually get out, the answer is: because pulling late.
The Union: crazy for you, for you as you are tired enough of all the sins
second line: for you, crazy for you dead bang bang you hit the big wall
scroll reads: for love crazy

The Union: the situation has been down love Love is not in arrears service area
Second line: too busy thinking no response to the feelings can not be charged
scroll reads: If the heart moves to China Unicom


day, a beautiful dress to wear white when shopping on the road, hooked the camera accidentally fell to the ground, just behind a handsome look
see , handsome boy picked up the camera, go out into the beautiful women around, running and shouting in front of the lady who dressed in white dress: your camera, heard someone shout behind their beauty, like chicken, furious, and turned the time has come to the front of handsome, clap ... give a handsome two-hand, break curse to: You also like a duck, passers Points accused did not discreet handsome, handsome boy feel wronged, turned tail and ran,Tods online, then saw his beautiful hands holding the camera came to understand how,jp tods, repeatedly shouted: my camera,


vain to kill the cock, then grabbed the hen to the rooster said: do not let you down when the bachelor! Rooster: You thought I was foolish his mother, and I go into a widow she was. . .

Husband: What time is it?
wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is too early, others do not get some sleep!
Husband: I was asking ten o'clock it?
wife: eleven and then the whole bar.
husband: your mother, I ask you a whole is not 10:00.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the whole, your day is not to engage me you indisposed?
Husband: I'm just asking, is now 10 o'clock the whole Why?
wife: a full integration, the whole now! ! ! ! !
The Union: that you can not row row row you
Second line: not all actions that do not line
not scroll reads: against not
2. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: . standing next to the negotiators, said:
3. a Lanmao mad pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of rats, mice get fat quickly, mouse is moved: 'Why my dear so good to me Yeah! 'cat Hey laughed:' you go a little fat to know.


The Union: wind, and rain the next, I'm waiting for you back
second line: for your health, you die, waiting a lifetime for you
scroll reads: send the wrong person



me, love you,
you indifferent.
me, you discharge,
you did not see installed.
you, drinking Red Bull,
me mouth water.
me, smoke a cigarette,
you, call me to pull over.
me, Heyikoujiu,mens tods loafers,
you walked away.
me invite you for dinner,
you, faster than anyone else.
me hold your hand,
you and trembling.
me give you a kiss,
you refused to die.
you, heartless do not intend,
I decided to give up.
me, just to jump,
you only look back.
you, a change of heart,
me, just landing.
you, crying like a ghost,
me die of regret.
sea ah. Full of water!
sky ah. Is full of clouds!
centipede ah. Is full of legs!
hell ah. Is full of ghosts!
pepper ah. Make spicy mouth.
friend ah, I will not let you mischief.
are you these friends ah, I never regret it!
The Union: I love unofficially crowned
Second line: I love the people miserable
scroll reads: Bitter
The Union: Reviewing the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a gang of kids
Second line: look at the present, white rice, tortoise soup, a child, his wife a bunch of
scroll reads: Times

The Union: love family love Shimei
Second line: anti-fire security Brother
scroll reads: free love
The farmer was caught
have a crazy, I do not know where to get a pistol, he was walking in a small dark alley. Suddenly encountered a young man, then do not say crazy 2 its security on the ground with guns to his head! Asked: 1 +1 = a few? Frightened young man! Thought for a long time. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy opening shot him without hesitation! Then pull the gun in his arms ~ cold said something: You know too much

The Union: Love has been suspended,Tods shoes sale, the situation also sell at a loss, fate slide into the daily limit
Second line: Positive thinking the bull market, like no bear market, sentiment can not vote in long-term
scroll reads: rushed to cover short positions


The Union: false name false name a false address
Second line: Pianchipianhe feeling cheated
scroll reads: take the bait
The Union: Look back agitated powerful army
Second line: turned his head to scare off millions of bold warriors
scroll reads: My goodness!

correcting a teacher of English composition, suddenly furious: ;
a teacher:
are in Chinese

The Union: boys, girls, poor scholar, going
second line: first love, love, extramarital affairs, reluctantly
scroll reads: There is no love

The Union: love and be loved is hard
Second line: love in the time
destined to scroll reads: friendship and loyalty is priceless
summer mosquitoes alive to how to do it?
1. of course, to raise him
2. send him to school
3. to buy him a house
4. to help him a bride
5. to him or you can
children how to do it?
After all, it is your body's blood flow


Do not fantasize about big brother only a legend;
not spoof of big sister make you vomit blood;
Do not worry sister, sister is only two lines of tears;
Do not underestimate the younger brother, younger brother but the insecticide; Do not envy
Dad, Dad a myth;
Do not ignore mother, mother a flower that year!
Stones tells us that everything really love the last all gone, everything is mix and match the last reunion!
others have their background, and I only have back ~>_<~
tree shameless, certain death; people no sense of shame, invincible!
Road see injustice life, roar, roar finished and went!
diamond is forever, one to bankruptcy!
What is happiness? Happiness is a cat fish, dog meat, Altman played little monster! Although the main
flowers, I'll loose soil!
alone is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!
I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right shoulder tattooed Mickey Mouse!
Although I look not so handsome, but a child left nostril was also boast I looked idol!
then cattle Chopin, but also the sadness I could not bomb!
thinking of how far you go away!
your hand, dragged the dogs!
looked Eagles know the age is not a problem;
watched Brokeback Mountain, that gender is not a problem;
saw King Kong, only to find species is not a problem;
think Ghost outstanding, truly understand the life and death ... the original is not a problem! (^ O ^)

1. son to learn good, my mother scolding, scolded, the son looked at with sad father said: Why did you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not because of you!
5. Father: You are so big, that to find a wife. Son: Yes, but a big crowd, I turn to the wife do?
6. There is a God who has a pig. He did not want, and just want to get rid of pigs,Tods 2011, pig back to the outside! Once he sent far away pig, and later his wife called and said he: Pig back? Wife: back! He said: pig called to pick me up, I lost.


tods shoes mens-Road

tods on sale-Monkey marriage

tod's shoes-Legend of White Snake

on the hands and feet skin care, the most practical DIY hand film is non-stop mix brown sugar and honey massage, General recommendations are to carry hand cream, as long as necessary to coat the hand away from water. This method is really a lot of trouble! In fact, as long as we make good use of the night, the day would not have trouble. -tods.